Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves...

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 2 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 56 rolls a week. Over 200 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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So where did you get this copypasta from?

Last time you posted this, you said the average person uses 1 roll of TP a day. What's the matter - Daddy never gave you enough attention?

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Usually i just shove the entire roll up my ass like a bore cleaner rag and leave it until i have to shit again

I wipe my ass once a week, whether it needs it or not.

In fact, daddy gave way too much attention to his anus that he thinks him shitting like a horse accounts for everyone else
>user it’s b8
I know, i know

We need toilet paper because some faggot won’t stop cleaning the shelves

i go through maybe 3 rolls every 2 weeks
do you guys just use half a roll every time you shit or something?

>2 rolls per day
Nigga I use maybe 1 roll a week

Bidets

I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly.

Bathroom curtains for the win!

2 a day? Fuck me son how much do you eat?

Also don't you people have showers? Take a shit before you have a shower and just wash the shit away

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Honestly, if I don’t jack off, a pack of 6 rolls from the dollar store can last me 2 weeks

Dont even need tp when your shit is clean.

Drink lysol

right

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Step 1: Hold in shit until Halloween.

Step 2: Kids TP neighbor’s house.

Step 3: Collect TP from trees and lawn.

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit!!!

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This
OP needs to step it up

You're a plumbers wet dream

>The average person uses 2 rolls per day
Troll thread

>He doesn't use 2 rolls a day
Everybody point and laugh at this freak

I managed to break only 4 plungers this week

2 rolls a week at the most

I go through one every 2 weeks
HOWEVER, if there is a woman in the house, quintuple any normal TP usage.

Imagine using toilet paper when you have a shower

>> if there is a woman in the house
So, always a roll every two weeks then.

How often do you hit OP? once a day is healthy. If you go through 2 rolls a day you're either incredibly wasteful or unhealthy. Yes, I know this is jokes.

You’re a fuckin retard op. It takes me at least 2 weeks to get through a single roll of tp because I do half my shitting at work and they order their tp from a delivery service, not the grocery store. So they get stocked weekly with new to. I do pretty clean shits so I don’t use that much at all. Women use the most by far. I stocked up on my usual 36 roll pack of Scotts before any of this started weeks ago and I still have 33 rolls left. That should last at least until the end of the year, if not longer. I’m indifferent to tp hoarders. I see it as a mostly trolly thing to do, dont much care but I do wonder for what purpose. Do you fags think there will be some tp black market where people will pay 50 bucks for a roll when there is absolutely no shortage in washing detergents so if in a pinch one couldn’t just wipe their asses with any washcloth or towel they have and just wash it every couple of days? You people are stupid. it’s quite amusing honestly

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Imagine being in the shower and scraping shit off your ass with your bare hands like a fucking animal

Two rolls per day? Holy god... how big is your anus?
Also, if toilet paper vanishes, I think warm water, a wash basin and a washcloth would sort you, or perhaps the usage of a bidet.

Don't need toilet paper...

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when i accidentally cut a turd in two it's usually at least a one-roll job

>two rolls a day

#1 the guys face is missing

>The average person uses 2 rolls per day.
nigger

>The average person uses 2 rolls per day.
Omegakek

It’s actually more efficient to wipe with terrycloth buffing towels for car detailing and wash them over and over. I’ve been stealing them from the local drive thru car wash for years. I have hundreds of them. Jokes on you op

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Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you that you need a roll per fucking session. You've either got bowel issues or are mentally handicapped. In either case, seek help. Jesus

>The average person uses 2 rolls per day

Citation needed.

Humans have existed for hundreds of thousands of years without toilet paper. I think we'll be just fine.

The real problem is the human population has been allowed to grow to a level that's not sustainable should the slightest problem disrupt food supply.

Who the fuck uses two per day???

if you are a fat disgusting hog like this guy then yes. but I probably use a roll a week.

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Most the time i use half a roll to wipe and the other half to clean off the sonic porn poo art. Sometimes i leave it because the restroom had only half a roll

>hundreds of shit-covered rags
You realize washing them won't remove all the fecal bacteria, right? You have a closet or some drawers or something full of shitrags

>Citation needed.

Ok, user.. your Citation

Also, you have to be a ham planet or have a horribly fatty diet to use that much TP.

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Wtf kind of washing machine do you have? Mine has a high temp disinfect setting. It’ll do just fine. No shortages on arm and hammer washing detergent.

>shit smearing your own washing machine because you were too short-sighted to buy extra TP

I'm on a carnivore diet. I use about 10 squares of TP a week, and could easily rinse off isntead. Ya'll niggas postin in a troll bread.

You're all retards. When I got my first home I learned fast, just like in Step Brothers. Buy the huge packs, and it'll last a year. I've barely started a 24 pack, and it'll last me longer than you'll all live. I'll just do a sweep of your homes after you all die from Chinese Aids.

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Autism: you should read up on it.

THIS

Wouldn't it be possible to have someone pee on your anus after pooping, like a bidet?

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>2 Rolls per persons per day
Evidently somebody doesn't know the legendary 1 sheet no-fold technique.
You must be a real retard not to know it.
I bet you have to always mummify your hand because your can't wipe without getting shit on your hands like a mentally inept manchild. You probably need to eat more fiber if your asshole is like a sharpie and you have to use more than two sheets to get it all clean.

I bet India is laughing at us with their poo poo hands

>user who knows his shit

Who shits that much?

that made me laugh

>Not wiping with chat ultra grip paper towels
Smdh

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