Fight me faggots!
Fight me faggots!
Asher Phillips
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Jonathan Morris
checked
Luke Turner
but why?
Ethan Morris
game over
Bentley Hall
So I can wipe my ass
Stay jelly mo fo
Jackson Barnes
>mfw no charmin ultra soft
William Evans
I appreciate the fact I uploaded that picture here 2 weeks ago from some site where people buy to resell WELL before this began, and some anons saved it with the same troll filename I used.
Ethan Fisher
but you didn't took this picture so whats up whit this LARPING shit
Brandon Thompson
what the fuck guys seriously. I used 2 rolls of toilet paper in the last 6 months. Why does anyone need this much??
Kayden Bell
NO REFUNDS
Isaiah Russell
why ffs?
from everything I understand about the China virus you're going to be leaking out of your face, not your ass.
Isaiah Rogers
no expiry date
Austin Watson
quarantine, self isolation, no going to the shops.
what's the one thing you don't want to run out of??
Joshua Carter
remember op is a faggot
Brody Myers
This is OP.
Joseph Rodriguez
what the fuck is a bidet
Michael Reyes
You say this like toilet rolls can't be used as a tissue
Brandon Rodriguez
some french anal masturbation device.
Benjamin Collins
> what's the one thing you don't want to run out of??
jack daniels?
serioiusly though, if you run out of toilet paper and can't think of any other way to clean your ass then you've got bigger problems than the China virus.
Jace Bennett
Oh no you didnt.
Jaxon Anderson
I bet you're one of those people who eat it.
Liam Mitchell
Food.
Ryan White
bottom right, OP has no furniture, not even a bed, sleeps on the floor.
Connor Edwards
My whiskey cupboard is always well stocked so no issue there
There are no problems with the food supply chain, and I always keep a stock of ~2 months of non-perishable good anyway.
Ryder Thomas
It's a troll picture. I've been posting it for weeks now.
Bentley Lee
>It's a troll picture. I've been posting it for weeks now.
Oh, you're a troll and you're telling us...ok.
OP's a genius.
Nolan Mitchell
I'm not OP. That's the point. Someone saved the troll pic I've used here and saved it under the same trollish name- MyHoard.jpg
Gavin Torres
why are you in this tread. You know it's troll shit...yet u here posting. Op's a fag, we know that, but you, you're fuckin' tarded, comeing here and posting on it.
Landon Carter
It seems to bother you. And that amuses others.
Wyatt Bailey
I actually stocked up at Costco weeks before this happened so I’d have a years worth of toilet paper without being a dickface. I do this for tp, wet wipes, paper towels, deodorant, and toothpaste like a normal person. Buying that much of anything during a crisis just makes you an asshole. Good luck with that, user.
Kayden Torres
just shaved my butt for the very first time in my life to reduce the amount of toilet paper I have to use by a few percent.
Also cutting each roll in half.
> but sure, not a crises
Robert Cox
Say hello to my little friend.
Benjamin Diaz
Oh noez! Hoarder! Crush! Kill! Destroy!
lol... I love all the externalized hatred for people who simply keep their homes reasonably stocked up on things. Fuck 'em.
Aaron Reed
There’s a difference between hoarding for no reason and stocking up. As I eluded to in my post, people go to Costco and stock up on things. That’s why Costco/Sams exist in the first place. So don’t frame this like people doing this dumb shit are just “stocking up”. Preppers plan for this year ‘round, stocking up on basic needs is perfectly acceptable. Hoarding during a crisis then either bragging about it or reselling for outrageous prices is not necessary and makes the person an asshole, plain and simple. Believe what you want but as I said, I’m already stocked up as any prepared person would be so it doesn’t effect me either way.
Elijah Gray
Daily routine;
>Wake up
>Have caffeine
>Take daily shit
>Have shower
>Goto work
Retards can't do this user
Ethan Allen
>friendly fire
Anthony Anderson
imagine leaving 50 years worth of toilet paper to your children in your will
THE FAMILY FORTUNE
Jaxson Smith
>no expiry date
Like newspaper, TP goes bad if hit by sunlight.
Bentley Robinson
fuck you
Blake Wood
Use a BIDET, user!
>How do you dry your wet ass?
TOILET PAPER!!!
Aaron Sanders
>dry
no need to
just clean it all good and you good to go
i have been doing this for years
no shit leftover
Ian Jenkins
Lincoln Ramirez
Wet ass.
Jordan Sanchez
I hope that room floods
Samuel Morgan
>america
Lucas Clark
lol
it's just clean water not mixed with anything
Brandon Martin
You still have a wet ass. You just pull up your shorts, soak them, and by extension, your pants?
Julian Hall
your underwear will suck that water and dry it out it's not that much anyway
Juan Wood
What a waste of money. Just wash your butt in the bathtub
Nathan Bennett
You're an uncivilized animal.
Nathaniel Thomas
Do you live near the designated shitting street?
Austin Young
Wow so this is the new thing. "Look at how retarded I am! Look at how much toilet paper I have!" Around where I live the stores already started limiting purchases, so now everyone has toilet paper again. You are supremely retarded.
Camden Foster
>uncivilized animal
but using toilet paper and leave some shit and have itchy asshole all day is civilized?
Zachary Perry
That’s how coomers wipe their asses
Austin Clark
In western NY, they've been limiting purchases for 2 weeks. Doesn't matter. There's none to limit.
Caleb Jenkins
Nah, I'm good, retard
Leo Wood
lol ok
Levi Peterson
My asshole does not itch, ever.
Nor is it wet or swampy. My underwear remains dry.
You prancing lala homo man.
You boy molesting fruit.
Juan Reyes
Guess all them butt nerves have been busted out and gone numb from all the black dick you’ve been shoving up there hey buddy
Adam Thompson
lol try to shit in that thing after taco bells and some gud buffet
Andrew Jackson
Holy shit that’s a bidet? I’ve always used them to take a shit in! I thought they were some kind of eco-flush thing. France’s hotel’s must hate me.
Mason Gonzalez
I can't bro, I am too busy coooming to your stash!
Camden Robinson
but you will be always smells like a nigger shit lol