Good Morning user

cool man.

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I slept pretty well user, considering I was fairly drunk.
A little hungover today but nothing a joint or two won't see me through.

This morning I went shopping to find some potatoes for my grandma, she was getting worried about not being able to cook a Sunday dinner as all the potatoes had sold out.

This afternoon imma clean the house and cook a batch of curry.

Got a friend over later to get high and drink whiskey.

Apart from getting low on TP, life is good.

cool man. hope you guys find potatoes.
also enjoy sunday dinner.

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Cadey Mercury?

in germany ist corona time

quarantine from tomorrow on.for 2 weeks (for now)

Oh yeah, it was a mission success. Apart from empty TP shelves :*(

Are they putting the country on an Italy style lockdown?

idk
endure well bro.
wipe hands good before sunday dinner. ha ha.
who knows.

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but you said quarantine from tomorrow. what did he mean??

don't really know.

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gr8 m8

yeah, it is great isnt it.
everything is great.

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how to pause a gif pls?

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Sauce9

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you've calmed down alot over time

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dont' know.fast eyes.
good gif.

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Having a bit of coffee - everything is quarantined so - not a lot to do these days.
But I'm in a good mood, sun is shining.
Shan't complain.

enjoy your coffee.
put anything in it ?

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Just one sugar, to round off the taste.

Mornin' user. Didn't sleep well, but I'm not working today, so I can get a nap in sometime. Only thing on my plate for today is physical therapy, so I'll get some time in working on a D&D game I've got brewing this afternoon. We're right in that bearable spot between the cold season and the hot season too, so I might even do it in the backyard and get some sun.

cool.
nothing wrong with a little sweets.
ever tried stevia in your coffee ?
hope you make it to get some sun.
also hope PT is helpful and productive to your body.

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I don't really like the taste of stevia, it's a little too "thin" - if that makes sense.

Have a happy elephant.

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yeah. i feel that.
i use stevia in place of sugar often.
i tried it with coffee and it didn't taste as good.
i like brown sugar tho.

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yeah this is the result when you molest them young.

I slept like shit, but I'm working from home and I'm glad because I get to spend time with my 5 month old son, and he's the best thing to ever happen in my shit life. It always sucked, and I was a shitty person because of how I had it growing up, but he makes it better. I had a couple cups of coffee too, so I'm at least not tired!

Heh, she does not like to be filmed having sex - but she's a cutie.
Brown sugar is good in coffe, some honnies work too, but the less rounded ones are too much for a coffee.

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nice dubs.
how do u know that ?nice dubs.
congrats on your son and the happiness he brings. hope he grows into a fine young man that makes you proud.

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Remember user, the biggest legacy you can leave behind is a son. Treat him right, be strong yet caring, be strict yet understandable.
A man is only as good as the children he raises

I'm doing it for the knee, I've developed some tendinitis. Lots of leg day stuff, but I'm seeing improvement for it.
All this coffee talk is making me want coffee.

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My little fat boy if anyone cares.

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Thanks guys. Im determined to give him the best life possible. I never have been around kids, never really wanted one, but I love him more than anything. It's a weird feeling, hard to explain I guess unless you're a loving parent. Or maybe I just never felt a love like this because of my childhood.

D'aw, nice.

>some honnies work too
i've not tried honey. thanks man i will try that.
you got dubs twice.
today is your lucky day.

>Remember user, the biggest legacy you can leave behind is a son. Treat him right, be strong yet caring, be strict yet understandable.
>A man is only as good as the children he raises
good advice.
i feel you.
i run alot, and i'm always concerned about my knees wearing away too.
he's handsome. kewl bro.
feel you bro.
you take your fatherhood seriously. we understand.

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Take care of them, running is a good way to keep them in working shape. For me it was kneeling down. I'm a mechanic, and the concrete floors in the shop finally took their toll. I've learned to toss down a fender cover to use for a bit of padding when I've gotta get down.
Cute kid, good luck bringin him up. You seem to be dedicated and passionate about him, I'm sure you'll do well.

damn.
became expert on cars.
had to sacrifice knees.
damn bro.
at least you can fix cars tho. I always wish I had those type of skills. or at least knew how to change my own oil.
>Cute kid, good luck bringin him up. You seem to be dedicated and passionate about him, I'm sure you'll do well.
nice coffee user is nice.

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Thanks, he is my little handsome son! Or, big handsome son, he wears 12 to 18 month clothes already. His little feet take up only half the room in his sleepers but the rest of hook fits perfectly in the big clothes.
Thank you. I'll definitely give it my all to make him happy, and live a good life.

want more kids?
if so another boy or a girl ?

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Well the doc said they're not fallin off yet, so I figure there's still some hope of saving the bad one. I'm honestly just glad I don't need surgery. Oil change is easy, there's a lil bolt on the bottom of the engine (pic related), take it off and let the oil drain into something, put it back on and put new oil in the top end. Hardest part is making sure you didn't pull the bolt for the transmission oil, if the fluid is red then put the bolt back on quick.
Coffee always puts me in a good mood, and you ain't always gotta be a dick on the internet.

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>Oil change is easy, there's a lil bolt on the bottom of the engine (pic related), take it off and let the oil drain into something, put it back on and put new oil in the top end. Hardest part is making sure you didn't pull the bolt for the transmission oil, if the fluid is red then put the bolt back on quick.
thats it huh.
I'mma try that next weekend. >you ain't always gotta be a dick on the internet.
preach.

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It's that easy, good luck. If you run into any problems or can't find the plug, just type in (your vehicle) oil change on youtube and you'll make it through. You can take the used oil to any auto shop and they'll probably take it off your hands for proper disposal.

cool.
also titties b/c titties.

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sauce?

The morning wank was much appreciated, you've got good taste

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sauce?

>that many continuity errors
jesus christ people pay for this shit?

Sorry it took so long, I had to fed him then he took a nap. Im actually having another come November and I can't wait! I don't care what I have, but I enjoy having a boy. I'd love a daughter all the same.

who knows.
thanks man. you do too.
unknown.

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nice man.
how big a family you going for?

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I really don't know. Nothing crazy but im an only child with not much extended family, and the ones I do have, we aren't close and don't speak. Im in touch with my parents again, but once they are gone I have no one that shared the past with me. No one to share the time few times that were good, or even bad. I think having a sibling would be nice just to talk about stuff growing up from time to time and hopefully have a bond. Maybe 3 kids I hope. Our first pregnancy was a miscarriage and my wives mom had a few, so we have to see how things go. I dont want to go through that many times if it becomes a problem, I hope not.

When your son becomes old enough to walk to school by themselves, tell them to be careful around roads, you never know when a drunk driver takes the wheel
I lost my son to one, god i miss having him around

I guess you don't need to change the oil filter huh? Meah, fuck it!

You forgot about the filter

>im an only child
me too. isn't it obvious.
>Im in touch with my parents again, but once they are gone I have no one that shared the past with me
sad. such is life. i've thought about that too.
>Our first pregnancy was a miscarriage
sorry to hear that.
>we have to see how things go
they will go well. thanks to the dubs you just received.
rip to your son user.
good point.

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Sauce

Forgot to mention that, but you're right. I usually change mine every 2 or 3 times.

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sauce?