God tier you YLYL you lose thread

God tier you YLYL you lose thread

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OP is a faggot

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You're supposed to use a hard to guess answer

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Facts about the Chinese Virus:

+ It infects 60-80% of the population, and kills 2-7% (at least) of that

+ It mutates, can hence evade vaccines and, in theory, get more dangerous

+ Even if you get rid of it with strict curfews, it comes back once you open your border

Facts about the United States:

+ 20-50% unemployment soon

+ Civil War II

+ World War III

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You see the thing is not only mobile phones are banned in most countrys. Its things that distract you and eating is one of them that is listed. So he trys to waste Police time with his le funny Prank and still gets the same fine as if he used his phone.

Get this reddit tier le funny meme shit out of here you nigger

Corona-chan will make Texas blue!

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>god tier
posts old shit

Warning from Europe:

Internet can collapse due to corona (too many people at home).

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who cares, cops still got epically trolled

Breaking: Toilet paper crisis solved -- no bread, no shit!

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Poland did not want refugees.

Now it will pay the price.

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Lost

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>Corona-chan will make Texas blue!

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Shut the fuck up! you fucking fuckface

False. I won’t even explain you how virus mutation work, nor correct your false lethality rates.

Just kill yourself and stop disinforming people.

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Lost

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How the fuck is Africa doing so well out of this?

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That is a work of art

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max zozzle
top fucking kek
ultra par bar none
*tips fedor*

cuz we superior, whiteboi

>Corona-chan will make Texas blue!

Millions will die in Germany, UK, USA.

You understand that it will be a total economic crash, automatically leading to a world war.

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kek, wait 3 weeks

aite, bet.

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Says the nigger who number ends in 911

Gimmie Your Jacket you Stinky Banana?

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That damn Elon Musk, how dares he to be glorified golf carts, and on top of that invent made up words like "panic"

The virus does not thrive in areas above 30°C

>false
>I won't explain why

Well said, fucking moron

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>Get out! You weird fucker!
Sounds about right.

Won't we be fucked when the quarantine is over and people start travelling again?
Right now it just seems like we need people to die at a slow and stable rate to prevent overcapacity at hospitals, but next winter this will happen all over again just like the seasonal flu.

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what do you expect?
that's like going to Yas Forums and expecting people to discuss Yas Forums

niggers so disgusting coronavirus can't even whit the chimps stealing it

welcome newfag

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Lost. Gotta love dads!

>Corona-chan will make Texas blue!

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It's not. Even in industrialized nations the reported numbers are only a fraction of the actual infections, there just aren't enough tests and the virus has very mild symptoms in healthy people. But in Africa the population isn't only extremely young but also poor, there just aren't the capabilities to test as many people there as there are elsewhere.

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>Corona-chan will make Texas blue!

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This dude is dumb

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also the fact that africa regularly deals with ebola outbreaks and aids

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Stop spamming unoriginal unfunny crap

This isn't the format you fuck

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This is the same picture and same shit thread from yesterday

this kikepasters still alive, can't wait for them to get coronachan and die in pain

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terrible