Police guarding toilet paper

Police guarding toilet paper.

How does this make you feel?

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They're keeping it all to themselves. Someone go in there and an hero by cop

>How does this make you feel?
I'm sorry you're poor.

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>Kirkland™ TP
>Not a Costco

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No gloves no masks what happens when the police get sick?

Seriously at this point, I feel like it's a giant reality show. Some of these fucks look way too happy getting a fucking roll

What the fuck, Canada? I see that Timmies cup.

Sad

Yeah well when you live with your pet chimps expect chimpouts.

The day I heard hints of a shortage I bought 68 24 pack of charmin giant rolls gonna be rich once the real shortages start. Already sold 2 for 25$ to family but hoping to get 50$ 60$ or break them up (they're in 4packs in the big case anyways)

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They like toilet paper because it too wipes out browns.

Lock and load.
I'm looking for a team. You in?

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today at walmart people were lined up from the back of the store to the front with carts, discussing how they knew the shipment of toilet paper and paper towels that have been out for weeks was THERE RIGHT NOW!

they probably stood there for another 45 minutes, blocking the whole place up even though the lot was only filled to normal and the self check out was half empty.

How did they find out? Who was the mole?

walmart is not 24 hours anymore, only like 12 because they want 12 hours to restock. no problem. this is the land of the big fucking trucks and gas is getting cheaper for them to move this shit.

> I’m a proud American

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they must have bugged workers who let it slip and they were all talking about it through the line

Enjoy getting assraped in jail for profiting during a declared emergency, lol

My God, Wal-Mart was actually intelligent about this.

>Workers need more time to stock
>Company actually gives them MORE time to stock

Deep inside clown world now.
The afterlife better be worth it!

Lmao I'm friends with one of them on facebook. Believe me or not, whatever. They took this picture as a joke. They're not actually guarding it or anything. Crazy how viral this got.

I feel like I need to poo.

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So you’re gonna maybe make a grand or two? That’s not rich.

Where I live the town has a fb page anyone posts anything on. I heard of a shipment through that and raced over before anyone got out of work and loaded up my pickup. Some bitch was pissed at me but whatever she was probably going to do the same anyways

it’s canada you fucking retard

That wasn't in America. Rent free

is this one situation in which india might actually have the upper hand?

I keep buying whenever I can tho probably up to 150 now. I'm a vendor already in the stores so it's all of about 5 minutes of work to double or triple my money. All I have to do is wait.

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Hey dude Pro-tip for you: you can wash your asshole off in the shower with water, or soap and water if you wanna get crazy. Toilet paper is not an essential commodity you easily led sheep. Laughing at your life, to be honest fam.

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If the TP was black, they'd be beating it instead.

I hope you and your family die from Covid-19.

I've just been selling drugs for 15 years, making money and basically free pussy on the side, but this toilet paper thing you got going has me rethinking everything. Woah.

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Rude. You kiss your mother with that mouth? I hope you and your family die for wishing death on him and his family. Checkmate.

Honestly OP this whole covid-19 bullshit is retarded, im so sick of hearing about this shit. Bitchute youtube google fucking everywhere.

Your post stinks of desperation and an inferiority complex. Cringe.

My synagogue also did something like this. We coordinated to start buying essentials from our area and we are making some pretty big profits now that they're sold out everywhere else.

Yeah okay but here's the thing, I'm a truck driver and I'm here to tell you that it isn't as smooth as it might seem.

States are shutting down rest stops and restaurants and truck stops left right and center.

We're getting to the point where we have nowhere to go and nothing to eat.

Even some of the shippers are starting to shut down because they can't get the labor force. People just are willing to work in this situation, or they're shutting them down voluntarily to keep their staff from getting sick.

Either some serious shit is going to have to change or one of these times your store runs out it's not going to fill back up.

fuck a goat omar

I just got a tattoo of a hand sticking out of a cemetery plot, with a roll of toilet paper grasped in its' fist, with the words "From my cold, dead hands..." I gotta say, it's pretty cash to be honest.

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US is the most advancest civilization in the country hurr durr

It's a conspiracy to take away our toilet paper. Yang 2020 universal basic toilet paper!

>You kiss your mother with that mouth?
No. I kiss yours.

If wiping our buttholes with our hands was good enough for our ancestors, then god damn it, it's good enough for me too.

Uh shouldn't you and your family be dying soon? Dead people don't talk retard.

It's an engineered disaster. ALL CLUES POINT TO BIG TOILET PAPER. WAKE UP!

It's my TP and I need it now

its not like water is going away - if water is turned off then ass wipe is the least of our worries

Shut up faggot, or I'll suck your dick.

This guy gets it. Investigate Charmin! Look at the tapes!!

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Cope harder subhuman mutts we Control all and you control shit lol

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NIGGER

europoor is obsessed with america. big surprse KEK

Like cattle

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ever get threesomes from girls trading sex for drugs?

Sucks to be a mutt

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Feels like you need to put back whatever you found at Area 51.

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it makes me fucking angry this virus isn't killing off the human race, I paid for the end of days and I want it now.

Sucks to be a europoor.

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Police guarding Mr. Freeze.

Probably the same as they feel, now fuck off retard

God bless Israel! the real rulers of this world hahahahahaha

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you can buy it online...

I already started looting abandoned buildings.
Imma gets mines.

FUCK..I HATE AMERICA..I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM! THEY LIVE RENT FREE IN MY FUCKING HEAD..HOW ARE THEY SO POWERFUL AND IMPORTANT? FUCK THIS