/waifu/ thread

It's me, the friendliest poster in this community :)

I don't really understand... did I do something? Sorry if I did ;,;

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If you're friendly why are you so hostile toward me?

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Thank you, you too! Remember eat lots of fruit and vegetables.^^

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because you deserve it

Earth-chan?
How? I mean, I know things could be better, but I can't think how.

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Astolfo is cuter.

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Well it was more of the idealistic pirate like Jack Sparrow. I know being a pirate was actually far worse IRL, and practically suicide in modern times.
Imagine the glory of being a rougish swashbuckler roaming the seas for eternal youth and glorious booty.
Movies made the world seem so big as a kid.
Why, yes, I'm going to jail.

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who deserves what, NewIP user?

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true! spoken like a true biggg butt :3

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