Shit

Logged and clogged

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kinda immature huh? grow up kid

surpass adolescence

WHO IS THIS

It's Andy Sixx, lead singer of sexy emo band Black Veil Brides. I want to suck a log of shit out of his asshole so fucking bad!

nice

The imperator of the excrement

nice

The colonel of the corn

nice

The captain of cream

The duke of dookie

nice

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The grunting grime general

The diabolical defecator

>average logless shill

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The emissary of effluent

The commander of colons

The Doctor of Doo Doo

Jesus fuck I can't get over how much of a craving I have for Andy's brown jet propulsion system. I want his rocket down my throat so it wubbers and shakes like a rooster cowl as his corny effluence is shot straight through my body, firing my intestines out prolapsing and flopping about like a pink, chunky garden hose.

I cream myself Sixx times a night thinking of his fat cat scat gothing up my innards.

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The fuhrer of the fart

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The curmudgeonly cornmonger

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Replying to yourself really doesn't count.
What a pathetic loser.

>Be andy sixx
>Hungry after a day of recording my shit screamo music
>Have Jinxx pull the van around and everyone piles in
>Drive to taco bell
>Order 12 tacos, five crunch wrap supremes, 10 beefy five layer burritos, 3 chicken chalupas and a cheesy gordita crunch
>Anybody else want anything?
>Everyone smashes their food, i eat my entire order
>Have Jinxx drop me off at home
>Jinx takes a bumpy short cut
>By the time we arrive my tummy wummy starts to rumble
>Jinxx honks goodbye as i do cartwheels to the door
>Tummy rumbles even more and a loud fard slips out
>Go to unlock my door but a bvb fan approaches
>"P-please andy-kun? Can I?"
>He sniffs the air and detects my fard
>Ok fine
>Spend ten minutes peeling my leather pants off
>He lays down and i squat and sit on his face
>It begins with an enormous fard
>The cloud of steam is so thick i can no longer see more than an inch or two
>Groan as a muddy slop boulder stretches my asshole to it's breaking point
>It tears a little and a drop of blood lands on the fans forehead
>He hardly notices, he's in complete bliss and ecstacy
>The 6 lbs bud boulder sliddes down his throat with a plop, followed by a river of fairly loose slop with large chunks of brown and some more alarming fards
>He gulps down my mess greedily and pisses himself
>This irritates me because i despise piss
>Punish him with another 5 lb greaser of a shid including multiple farts
>Unseal my trashed anus from his lips and step over his shit-smeared body
>T-hank you andy-kun he says before burping loudly
>Nothing personell kid ;)

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OH MY GOD...

CLOG ME ANDY!!!

Logged and clogged

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GOT IT!!!!

>dubs logged
>throte clogged

>corn

ITT: OP argues/talks to himself

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I am not!

Yeah, yeah you are. You had zero replies till I posted with an insult then suddenly all your fellow posters show up. Loser.

Mature much

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Let's see, you've got three other threads going, one with 4 posts, two of them mine, another thread with one post (yours), and another with zero. Yeah, your followers are legendary. What a dick.

Hold up though. I'm not OP and I legit find these hilarious. The dude posting them is some sort of autistic retard but that makes it even funnier to me; the fact some user takes the time to post 3 or 4 log threads at a time multiple times a day when clearly almost no one likes it is funny as fuck to me.

Maybe to you, but many want the asshole gone. After four years of the same garbage, it's just aggravating. You probably are OP trying to be clever.

I'm the user you're replying to.
I actually hate these threads because I actually find them arousing. I'm somewhat ashamed to admit it but here I am.
The words, feces, warm, creamy, steamy, dreamy and slidding get the tip of my cock so wet and makes my throat widen and drool.
That's why I want these threads to go, they distract me from posting wwyd, bbc and trap threads.
Please stop.
It's all to hot to handle.

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Well a couple points:

1, I dont really know how to prove I'm not OP other than to say, let's be honest, you and I both know he couldnt be clever if he wanted to. The meme is juvenile as fuck. I didnt even know who Andy Sixx was until I saw this meme anyway

2, if you hate it so much you can just block the threads. I hate all anime shit, so I just scroll past. Why waste time posting if you hate it so much? Just ignore it

Take your meds

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>asshole

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OP here, this is the only one I started. The other ones are from other people lol

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logging in

I want Andy Sixx to forcefuck me with his shit logs right up my ass.

First he will tie me up butt naked, my legs spread, my little poof-ring farting slightly to let him know I am ready for the ultimate challenge. He will drop his pants and squat over my buttocks and smear a bit of glue paste on his ass and mine before affixing a short plastic tube between the two rotten holes.

Once the glue is done drying he will begin heaving with his burrito shits and unleash a double-crap into my asshole, sodomizing me with his corny log while the shit sauce lubricates. I will shit it back into him and we will continue to shitfuck one another until our peepees get huge and taffy comes out.

This is my master plan and it will destroy god and satan and bring about the era of logs.

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I call bullshit, faggot. Lying fuck.

>yes, i lie and say i only posted one thread, i can make it seem like there are billions of us doing this!
>better than everyone realizing it's me and one or two pathetic losers obsessively posting this for years on end

I don’t care whether you believe me or not lol

Probably some asshole on disability with nothing but time.

If you didn't care you wouldn't keep bringing it up, would you?

Lol, it doesn’t matter to me

Gotta get the last word, don't ya?

Stop arguing and post shitlogs.

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sure you don't, faggot

you try too hard to seem like you don't care, faggot.

Lol your responses are funny

you try too hard to shake it off, faggot

Lol I love when you come here

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