Hey Yas Forums thoughts on the latest dumpster fire that Marvel pushed out yesterday

And they swallow the bait every time, so predictable.

New warriors has always been a sad cringy attempt to capture the cultural zeitgeist. No one read it then, no one will read it now, nothing has changed.

Idk man even the group of people they're targeting with this are bitching about how they dont look like them or represent them.

>Make fun of something
>LOL WHY YOU OUTRAGED
Also, any publicity this gets will not help the sales.

>comic books
>nail in the coffin
You're far too late for that and it has fuckall to do with your echo-chamber war on SJW garbage.
Modern comics, at least from the big two, don't make money and haven't made money on their own for over a decade now. They serve as advertisements for the other products that DO sell as well as brainstorming clinics for future stories.
The demographic for comic books hasn't been children since the90s - it's for 40 year old dudes.
Things like this shit - which i agree is stupid - are meant to create posts/threads exactly like this one since Yas Forums fucks are the most easily baited in the entire universe. Just like femghostbusters got free publicity off of raging incels (and they weren't wrong but still), you're doing their work for them.
For all the bluster you nerds shit out about how great at trolling you are, you sure do get sucked into shilling jew shit for free extremely easily.

That group will always bitch and moan, it's their reason for being after all.
If they couldn't blame the world for their own shortcomings, they'd have to manage on their own merits - and that's scary!

Agree

For all we know they're gonna see this and act like its having a effect on people by outraging it but when the sells numbers come back they're gonna bitch about men and straight people

True dat

Characters being named after modern lexicon buzz words has been there since the beginning. Their designs are atrocious however, which is also nothing new.

anyone got the og corona time video? cant find it cuz yt is filled with tik tok cucks

Nope

Tick tok was a mistake

we're already saw nigger tranny fucker communist as president
nothing can brake us

You think YouTube being filled with “funny” tik toks is an accident? It’s China trying to distract us from what they brought to the world.

Even when that one time they caused the Civil War, no one read their shit, lol.

No content, no soul, no story, nothing personal, it's literally just SJW social issues and insecurities characterized with no plot. They even made a cis white male character just so he could do and say privileged things.

So my thoughts? Just ignore it so it goes away. Marvel is for kids anyway but I certainly won't be showing LGBT only characters to my only son.

No worse than the rest of the trash that the comic book industry pushes out. We need more straight white male heroes, though. We don't have enough.

It's about time. Disney gonna learn this time.

why does the hispanic girl need to be fat and from the foster system?

backpack from her grandfather, doesn't use it to better herself and her community. obvious uses it for food.

what a bitch.

for a jock, safespace hasn't been hitting the gym

This isn't real, right

I wish it wasnt

and not a singe one is disabled or trans

fucking Marvel you bunch of fucking bigots

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"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas."

Internet gas.... hahaha I'm guessing grandpa must be a shitposter

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Oh god that heavy sweater
She probably reeks of sweat constantly...

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Their faces look plenty disabled to me.

sweat and bacon

true
only a mentally retarded faggot would be a 'typical jock' and have a pink earring

jesus christ

this artist doesn't know how to draw an ass.

which is strange as he's a complete screaming faggot so you'd think he'd seen plenty in his time

>Geez user why does your room smell like shit all the time?
It's my internet-gas mom gtfo REEEEEE

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Schoolshooter and Bowling alley cleaner

Obese Pocahontas

draws an asian that is buck-toothed

much woke.

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Its not even just the right wing for starters.
Allot of center and left wing people are getting tired of the shit these days.
Also what good is that publicity when the comic doesn't sell. Its not like radio where people rage listen.
OK granted your going to have your few morons who are all like, "I Hate this! Here's 6.50$ Now to make some stupid youtube video on it.
Yah that's pretty annoying but over all these things don't sell and its killing the comic industry. Yanno what, let it fucking die.

Nice psy-op. Too bad you're just as lousy at your job as the people who make these comics and movies are at theirs.
We will all always call a spade a spade, faggot.

Good books like Über / Über Invasion are a dying breed. Even Über Invasion started being SJW'ed midway through its incomplete run (17 out of 21 issues).

>trans women are nothing like real wom-

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>I think this might be the nail in the coffin for the comic book industry.

People have been saying that for 30 years.

It's never gonna die as long as licensing remains profitable. You people are fucking stupid.

Also you've been reading flat-out awful stories for 30 years and this is what makes you think it's gonna die? lol

I think I'm actually dead and this is just a form of personal torment for me

Heh...
see

He can, but he mustn't, as a shapely ass is discimination to the less posterially endowed.
Also they'd become objects of sex crazed white males, and that's evil!

Behold a simp and an incel
A SimpCel

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He gets paid for taking the piss, he's a happy camper.

Dora la Pedorra

>It will be popular on Tumblr
>it will provoke conservatives and anti-SJWs
>provoked SJWs will give the character free advertisement by making Tumblr and SJWs aware of the character
>sjws and liberals will buy the comics and stuff out of spite for their enemies
>marvel will make it ideological but enjoyable for people with the same ideology
its the same tactic they used when they made superman a communist and captain America a nazi. people read the comics to see wtf DC and Marvel tough they were doing. interacting and speaking about this in any way shape or form will give marvel a reason to do things like this again.

alternatively, considering we can't stop them from creating their own characters, we can still hijack them. remember who made the creator of Pepe the frog to make Pepe commit suicide in a comic? Yas Forums. how? by making nazi fanart memes of Pepe. to win this fight you must go on paint, photoshop, whatever you know how to use and do the same with this character. only then will we win. they will react by making this progressive character into a racist symbol like the OK sign and the "it's ok to be white" meme.

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As a certified SJW, we never asked capitalist institutions to pander so ineffectually and shamelessly to us. We just are a massive financial constituency.

wtf why is my wife "dilating" and what does that even mean?

The average are very much alike, personality-wise. The crazy are arguably a little crazier than the average crazy female. But the chill are unquestionably better as far as companionship goes.
Unfortunately appearance is underwhelming except in like 0.1% of cases and then there's also the lack of a dedicated fuckhole.

>slim hips
>broad shoulders
a man is easy to spot on his bone structure. no amount of hormones will change your internal structure. they can only make you grow tits and become a bit softer and depressed. I suspect trannies prefer to wear skirts to hide their slim hipbones as its the biggest give away after their bulge. a trannie is physically a man. if you're attracted by that you're gay. you're straight if you see someone who looks like a woman wearing feminine clothing making their masculine figure hidden and still is attracted to it. you're not if you're still attracted to him after you notice his masculine features.

Kek.

I salute Marvel, they truly are masterful trolls.

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literal ape skull shape, look at that, not enough size in that for a human frontal cortex