YOU JUST KNOW

YOU JUST KNOW

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Based Dan is Yas Forums hero.

Review of last thread...

Dan's weight at his fattest estimated at 600

Miranda basically offered to suck cock for a car on utube

Thread agreed Peyton is a sweetheart

I heard only a bit about this. Was it something about the director having a foot fetish? Can someone help me out?

Difficult to condense 15 years of degeneracy into a single picture but this is it

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Is user who helps broken teens in thread ...

We could have saved here Yas Forums ;_;

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>Miranda basically offered to suck cock for a car on utube
elaborate on this

What is going on in the right side of the drawing? All that pile of money and that ugly bald guy with a gripper in his nose. What does it represent?

Dan is depraved but most successful creator at nickalodean of all time

Assembles an army of lawyers to pay off any greedy stage moms

Finds hot wife ok with him assfucking teen whores

Agreed.
Don't hate Dan because you ain't Dan.

As far as proof that will stand up in court... why bother. Viacom is already making payments till 2029.
Her kid is set for life

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Wait how come I never heard about this dan shit ? He’s a pedo?

Glad to see that CSI Hollywood division has joined thread. Welcome

ntayrt they look nothing alike

Here...
depends on your definition. Dan couldn't resist her but neither could a lot of other people

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>Miranda (and her mom)
>Jennette
>Amanda
>Arianna
>Jamie Lynn
>Victoria
>Lia
>Kesha
>Kaitlyn
>Cree
>Madison (and her mom)
>Jade
>Emily
>Isabella (just rumors, not sure)
>Liz
>Erin

Not gonna lie, Dan is my guilty role model.

Who is that?

Kek
People felt bad for her boyfriend at the time. He took off when he saw what Dan's kid looked like at the hospital. Fucking hilarious

Does Miranda have nudes?

This is it. Thanks
Speculation was if Mia was fucked by Dan but probably not
He couldn't fuck every whore and Mia was too old by Dan's standards

Lia
She was on a show of his called awesomeness at nickalodean

DAN IS JUST A HUMAN HE FUCKED SOME OF THESE SLUTS OUT OF SELF DEFENSE. THEY GRABBED HIS DICK WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?

This user gets it.

How far was the poor guy pushed over any reasonable limit?

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>too old
But she is smoking hot.

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Lia is a crack whore now

Agreed ...
I would fuck Mia for days

but Dan is a tiny bit different in his version of hot

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>tfw you will never be a chad
>tfw Mia will never give you a hot tittyfuck+facial
>tfw you will have a threesome with Mia and Miranda
why even live Yas Forums

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I will be content when pervy uncle releases Selena's set

Don't worry. Most of Dan's girls are so damaged that they only can off by being degraded or used.
Don't give up user. There is still hope.

Too

Old

Soon

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Yeah, Mia and Jenette are cheap escorts. And Miranda is still very expensive, +$75k for a basic fuck, because her iCarly and Despicable Me money. But just wait a few years, her career is dead and money will not last forever.

>What day of the quarantine is it?! 4?!

Miranda is safe, bros.

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Selena seems fairly normal but then again I don't follow celeb info that much.

You think realistically Sleen is whoring around for cash? Basically top tier escort or just a slut or ended up unwillingly with Dan?

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She is yatching/escorting for crazy money, like Miranda.

All Disney girls are whores

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Except one
Peyton is the exception

God bless Miranda.

This user gets it. Look at how innocent and funloving she is

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Mia is safe too. And Jennette?

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that's not even lia...

if only any of what all of you were talking about was factual and not some weird fantasy with no backing..

Lucky Dan got to see this everyday after shooting.

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buddy, if you dont know about "beer can" dan, and how he ruined Jenette, I dont know what to tell you.

Its a fact that he is the father of Jamie Lynn Spear's daughter
Its also a fact that not only did Dan regularly knock the bottom out of Jenette's pussy for years, he let his producer friends use her as well. Dispite this, she could not find work after Nickelodeon.

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Will there ever be Miranda nudes?

For starters you could give the sources of this information instead of expecting people to believe it just because you say so to be true.

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THIS SO MUCH

His sauce is the interwebz and it seems everyone but you know about these facts.