If Johnny Cash were a lifeguard, he’d be Johnny Splash

If Johnny Cash were a lifeguard, he’d be Johnny Splash.

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if johnny cash were a drunk driver, he'd be johnny CRASH

If Johnny Cash were a runner, he'd be Johnny Dash

If Johny Cash had facial hair he'd be Johny Stache

If Johnny Cash were black he'd be Johnny Ash

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If Johnny cash smoked weed, he'd be Johnny Hash

If he smoked weed he’d be Johnny Hash

If Johnny Cash was a vagina, he’d be Johnny Gash.

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You mean a Jew right?

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If Johnny Cash was arrogant and rude, he'd be Johnny Brash

If Johnny Cash beat his wife, he would be Johnny Smash

If Johnny Cash was the economy he'd be Johnny Crash.

If johnny cash was a nazi he'd be johnny fash

If Johnny Cash could see clearly now, the rain has gone, he'd be Johnny Nash

What do you mean "if" ?

If he smoked it all he'd be Johnny Cashed

If johnny cash wrote rap music he'd be johnny trash

If Johnny Cash were a hoarder he'd be Johnny Stash

If Johnny Cash were the Hulk he'd be Johnny Smash

Based

if johnny cash was a web browser game he would be johnny flash

You think we could legally reclassify interracial sex as beastiality? I know the Jews would object to this, but it may solve part of the problem.

If johnny cash had a nice handlebar mustache he'd be Johnny stache

If Johnny Cash wore a top hat and played lead guitar, he'd be Johnny Slash

If Johnny Cash was black he'd be a nigger

he'd be Johnny Benzos and he wouldn't hear your screams for help
>but he'd write a fuckin sick ass song about it

If Johnny Cash made potatoes for dinner he'd be Johnny Mash

If Johnny Cash had sex with Brie Larson, he'd be Johnny Rash.

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Kek

If Johnny Cash were Joe Strummer, he’d be Johnny Clash.

lol
I was literally about to write that

If he liked to whip niggers he's be Johnny Lash

If Johnny Cash was prom king he'd be Johnny Sash

If johnny cash was fast as lightning he'd be johnny flash

If Johnny Cash had anger management issues he'd be Johnny Bash

If Johnny Cash was a boxer he'd be Johnny Bash

If Johnny Cash was a runner he'd be Johnny Dash

If Johnny Cash was into BDSM he'd be Johnny Lash

If Johnny Cash was a potato he'd be Johnny Mash

If Johnny Cash was a southern belle he'd be Johnny Sash

If Johnny Cash were a cannibal he'd be Johnny Eat Man

If Johnny Cash was a serial killer, he'd be Johnny Slash

If Johnny Cash was a Jewish banker he'd be Johnny Cash

if johnny cash exposed himself to preschoolers he'd be johnny flash

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If Johnny Cash was a racist he'd be Johnny posting in this thread.

If Johnny Cash were a dip-shit cock sucker he'd be my son, Brian. That goddamned piece of shit loser what a fucking waste of space!

If he listened to Glen Beck he's be Johnny Gold

If johnny cash was broke he'd just be johnny

If Johnny Cash were a potato he'd be Johnny Mash. Yes, this was terrible but all the good ones were already said.

>Potato Johnny Mash
Fuck, beat me to it.

If Johnny Cash was made of potassium carbonate he'd be Johnny Potash

If johnny cash was alive in today's economy, he'd be Johnny Oops Uh Oh No MOney

If he listened to Glen Beck he's be Johnny Old

Johnny Crash

if johnny cash was (you) he'd be johnny trash

Of Johnny Cash with a cool hip guy wearing a members only jacket in the 80s, he’d be Johnny Mustache.

If Johnny Cash was a garbage man, he’d be Johnny Trash.

If Johnny Cash had scissors instead of hands, he'd be Johnny Scissorhands

If Johnny Cash had seizures he'd be Johnny Thrash

If Johnny Cash whipped niggers in his cotton field, he’d be Johnny Lash.

If Johnny Cash had wheels he'd be a fucking bicycle.

Fuck you’re dumb but this made me lmao

That's Motaur

Heh

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If Johnny Cash were a gourd, he’d be Johnny Calabash.

If johnny cash had corona virus he'd probably be dead

If Johnny Cash was this man, he'd be Cumberdick Johnnycash

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If Johnny Cash were orange and ran the country into the ground, he’d be Johnny Trump.

and we are done here folks

He'd be Donnie Debit

Damn some of you incels either lack imagination or vocabulary, or both

If he rode home made rockets in California he'd be Johnny Blast.