Covid 19 ylyl

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That’s just fucking gross.

Yo them japs are crazy AF...funny tho

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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So symmetrical.. it's gross but I keep watching

Classic

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XD
saved

Haha that's awesome

they wont let you in, stupid goy

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I'm such a sucker for well-staged hydrodynamics classroom demonstrations.

don't ford that river!
or do, and end it all with sweeeeet release
>newfags can't uptown swing

Better in her sleep than waiting for a ventilator

i cant fucking believe you'd encourage this shit, my mom DID die in her sleep last night! she was battling cancer for the passed 5 years and last night was the end of her strength! i hope you know the absolute piece of shit you are.

is she still warm?

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bad larp. troll harder next time

>Mum has just passed away, goes on Yas Forums corona virus yly

Fuck

I like my COVID like I like my women. 19 and spreads easily.

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Proof that the corona-virus is FAKE: womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

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>be me
>16 yo virgin
>tall and scrawny, with brown hair and glasses
>meet chick at school same age as me
>she seems trashy but whatever
>dating for a few weeks
>she brings me home to meet her family
>im immediately nervous
>her father and brother are morbidly fat
>and the house smells bad
>like vomit and bo
>they sit me down
>tell me I "walked into the courtroom"
>can barely understand what they are saying
>so fat they cant talk through their jowls
>i think they are telling me they want to fuck her
>and blah blah blah
>i just want to get out of there the smell is killing me
>take gf on date
>dinner and a movie
>at dinner
>she eats like a pig
>chews with mouth open, talks while chewing
>belches AT the wait staff and laughs about it
>I make an excuse to get out of the movie
>take her home and get the fuck out of there
>about a week later she calls me
>wants to hang out
>whatever.mp3
>let her in
>within mins she finds my older brothers alcohol stash
>drinks an amount that should kill a rhino
>bitches about how her faggot brother is always trying to fuck her
>bitches when she finds out I dated a college chick previously
>twerks the entire time
>not a majestic sight
>after an hour of this I tell her to leave
>she gets pissed and tells me we are through
>while twerking
>throws three vodka bottles at me but doesn't come close
>twerks out the door
>I close and lock the door and hide in my room
>whatthefuckisupwiththatfamily.webm

Ghhgd

7.3/10 would read again

美丽的脚

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did you try to use the dad as a bean bag chair?

huh?

HOLY FUCK user/10

L O L
O
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nice virus

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>while twerking

ha

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Bruh

ok

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coronavirus patient zero

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Fawk yoo

Fug nigger

go back to the other post you fucking cunt

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SARS COMES FOR EVERYONE: [crickets]

COVID COMES FOR BOOMERS AND FAGS: OMG!!! ISOLATE! ISOLATE!! CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN.

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bump

Dammit