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Ylyl

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i lost before even reading the op

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Fuck is this 9GAG trash

fuck off

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>you

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busted going nose deep

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Get the fuck out of here

>I go to the shower
>I turn the water up as hot as possible and sit down
>The water is so hot it burns
>I pull my legs up to my chest and cradle them as the tears come
>My skin hurts and turns red where the water touches
>I cry and cry and cry as the it pours over me
>I think about the priest
>I think about the videos he took
>The years I spent wanting to kill myself
>I have never told anyone but my sister
>The waters never hot enough to make me feel clean

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of older men since middle school, when some priest fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date some boys
>announces that she's "seeing a man she met online
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the creep
>few days later, brings the guy home
>tall, scrawny neet with brown hair and glasses
>visibly sweating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "he a faggot"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her boyfriend has said some creepy things
>she's worried that he's going to hurt her
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"I think I can heal him"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
>two days late
>sister calls me crying so hard I can barely make out the words
>"He drugged me"
>I don't know what to say so I just listen
>"He drugged me and he let all his friends fuck me and they filmed it user"
>I try to remain calm and tell her that I love her and ask her to come over
>She crying so hard she starts dry heaving into the phone
>I tell her to stay where she is and that I'll be there in a hour
>I hangup
>I go to the shower
>I turn the water up as hot as possible and sit down
>The water is so hot it burns
>I pull my legs up to my chest and cradle them as the tears come
>My skin hurts and turns red where the water touches
>I cry and cry and cry as the it pours over me
>I think about the priest
>I think about the videos he took
>The years I spent wanting to kill myself
>I have never told anyone but my sister
>The waters never hot enough to make me feel clean

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it's Team Four Star you newfag.
I forgot summer starts early with you corona-fags

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Trigger warning, suicide

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inspiring

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Fell like pure shit, just want him back

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>Team Four Star
sounds like newfag shit to me

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not even funny im going to kill you for wasting my time

Newfag era, yes.
Ten, fifteen years...?
>can't not hear the voice

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... would probably still fuck.

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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That's fucking hot. Moar?

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I wish I could suck my own D

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Yoga.

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please wash your hands thoroughly

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Limp dick faggot needs nigger porn because he's impotent.

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>trigger warning
kys

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fuck lost

HAHAHAHA LOST, ohh my stars

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9gag garbage kys

Word

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I fucking love these, moar

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It means 1 leotard.

youtu.be/Pg47PYBHcYc

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dude or chick

I mean you just cataloged and reposted every one, one after another...

One person here is sadder than the rest, and it's you.

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God I wish that were me

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this is cute

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neat!