"hey son, this cute lass came over and said she was your girlfriend, I sent her up to your room."

>"hey son, this cute lass came over and said she was your girlfriend, I sent her up to your room."
>go upstairs
>see this
>wat do?

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69, suck eachothers dicks, then fuck.

ask parent to send a better looking tranny up instead, and return that one.

Tell him to leave, get my parents' eyes checked, and call the police to help me figure out how this crazy guy got my address.

Beg her to let me suck her dick and fuck my ass

>her
>dick

Based
Same

Yes, her dick

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Put a plug in her ass while we suck each other. Have her fuck me until she creampies my ass then I fuck her until I creampie her ass then lay around until we get horny again, rinse, repeat.

plugs are for amateurs

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Break out the drugs
Commence the fugs

Bareback that slunt and cum til I run dry.

For one day I would love to switch places with her

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I'd probably just tell him to leave and stop harrassing me before I beat him up.
Cause this is just inappropriate.

Tell them to get this faggot out of here and send me Lena Kelly instead.

same

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sit on my bed and wait for her to gag from my penis stench

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Silk specter with a cock

Looks like a dude in evr photo I've seen. See a video..looks even more like a dude

Go to the bathroom and wash your cock user!

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I'm fucking that ass all night until my sack is empty and then laying in bed with "her" for a few days in quarantine

START WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR!!!

She has a wierd cock head

I wonder if it feels weird

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>are you here to inspect your penis for corona virus sir?

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>dat upper arm
>dat hand
>those thighs
Purge this degeneracy from this holy place.

You can tell she's enjoying it because her dick is so hard.

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Don't circumcise your kids.

Hahaha just looks like a fagg dude

ok
have fun being retarded

Name?

...
you need glasses

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Its not that. It looks like it was sliced at a odd angle. I cant get past it. She's cute otherwise

her dick is going ~~~~~

Cutie

I want Natalie to humiliate me while she takes BBC

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no dad, he is my boyfriend!!!

Knowing Natalie she's going to take a whole gang of BBC

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Just a "pretty" dude. Wearing a wig. And a lot of makeup.

What type of dildo is that ?

well...
at least you got his sex correct...

Do the world a favor and beat the tranny to death.

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jesus christ he must have an ass like the grand canyon

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... Your intestines are 25 feet long on average.
It's not unfathomable to fit half that in your colon.

This just shows what brainlets these fags are, man. I knew gays were dumb, but christ...

Such a cute couple

I don't know whether to be disgusted or to laugh at the contrast of femininity and masculinity.

> Ask my mother/father when they made the interstate trip
> Ask why they sound scottish
> Ask why they let a tranny into my room when they already know and love my girlfriend
> Ask why there are stairs
> Kick the tranny out
> Take my parents somewhere nice for dinner

get the sloppiest deepthroat of my life I guess

especially the bald guy

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i always thought that sticking something that far up your arse did damage
read somewhere that once it passes some... point.. i forget what it was called, but after that it does actual damage to your insides

who the fuck knows though
not that user you're replying to also

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Stomp a tranny to death

I exaggerated the length of the toy he shoved in there. It's more like 2-3 feet, but you're right. Thing is, the toy is soft enough and flexible enough to go around the bend and still be pulled out of himself. If it were even slightly more inflexible, he'd have needed a hospital visit because it would've been lodged in with no escape.

It definitely went deep enough to cause slight concern for unmoved fecal matter resting in his colon, but he thoroughly cleaned himself out for his little session.

TL;DR: He's great at being a faggot.

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he is handsome but why is he in a diaper?

anal play seems to be a very passionte subject for you

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More of her taking huge things in her ass. Could be cock or tentacles idgaf

yeah that's what i thought

and even if he "cleaned himself out" i still don't want a think that's been in somebody's colon anywhere near me

No, I'm just educated, unlike the average person and certainly unlike a majority of gays and trannies.
You'll be smarter than the average one as soon as you start calling a man a man and a woman a woman. Try it out. You'll feel the change immediately.

I don't blame you. That's not a healthy place to get involved with, even with enema cleaning. It's no wonder they're prone to getting more diseases than hetero-actives when people already don't clean themselves well as is and anal play requires diligent, prolonged cleaning. You get lazy after a while and suddenly you're another syphilis statistic.

I'd bend over and let her blow her load in me

Id bend over and let her blow her load in me

I'd get on all fours and let her mount me

Guys, she has once fitted the majority of a baseball bat up her ass

suck everything out her balls

I don't doubt that he has done is. The toy was longer. So, I'm guessing you're emphasizing the girth of the bat. He's an anal man-slut. We know. 99% of gays are. Imagine my shock.

Need more of her gaping ass

>Her

Proof

>she

Baseball bat buttfuck link
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Lick her asshole.

Best looking traps there are.

I would have to agree

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