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man, do you just sit in front of computer all day and make these threads over and over again?

please answer

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Some of you anons will probably remember me, posted here few days ago. My sister gave me a handjob some time ago and now we are in some sort of strange sexual relationship

I want to try this with my dog. Should I not do it then?

We have tried cumming on her mouth, ass and vagina. Trio with her friends. She met me fuck anyone. She has recorded or taken pics of her friends that I like. We have sex on every public place. She hidden recorded her sister fir me.

What kind of dog do you have?
Part of me wants to say yes part of me wants to say no.

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My sister lets me give her backrubs. I purposely feel her tits when I feel down her sides. I purposely go down farther on her back and feel her ass.
When I rub her hamstrings, I feel up her thigh and brush her pussy.

> Be me with buxom brunette gf at my aunties house getting really drunk at party
> Auntie is only a few years older than me and was blonde and big titted.. She lived there with my uncle - hard ass tattooed mechanic.
> After loads of bourbon we're all fucking drunk. I'm coming back from upstairs toilet and bump into GF who snogs me and plays with my cock until it gets hard. She laughs and leaves to use toilet saying she's gunna drain me later
> I go back downstairs and chat to people and wonder where wife is after a while. Go upstairs to find her.
> Get dragged from dark corridor into pitch dark room and feel my pants being undone and cock released and a warm wet mouth sucking away. whynot.gif
> GF was always hot into doing crazy shit when she got wasted so hell yeah.
> Start getting great blowjob and diamonds.
> Next thing she turns around, lifts her dress, drags her pants aside and jams me inside. She's wet more than I've ever felt before and I slip in real easy. Fuck her like crazy afraid of getting caught by auntie and slam balls deep into her.
> She leans against bed for the slamming and takes my full load inside her.
> I crashed on bed to catch breathe and she pulls up her skirt and slides out door.
> After straightening myself up, I go to toilet and find GF passed out in a heap. Totally comatose and vomit everywhere. She's been there a while and that's when I notice she's not wearing a dress.
> Clean up GF & put her in a bed and go downstairs
> The only girl with a dress is my auntie. For the rest of night she grinned at me & smiled as she glanced at my crotch
> Next morning after I woke up at my aunties, my GF was still crashed in bed. I went for a shower worried of the stank and while full naked and showering, Auntie lets herself into bathroom, undresses & steps into shower.
> She just smiled started sucking me and said she wants it again & turns around and bends over and pulls my cock into her hairy pussy again
> I blew again and left with GF

pic of sister?

Im with my gf (8 years rn) only for her VERY big tits and the same reason as you. She's mentally weak and sometimes even silly, but its a woman without any experience with men other than me. So its perfect.

I think i showed this one last time i was here

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The only reason i got into college is because i suck/fuck my grades up , i wasnt dumb just lazy and didnt like homework but got high grades in test.

Every single teacher (m) was game almost instantly when i propose to them , so my work load was drastically lower and the few where i had a female teacher i could get higher grades easier.

I actually did pretty good in collage when i got into it , even got recommended , mostly because it was something i really liked (chemestry) and have had a pretty good life thanks to it.

Never got a rep in school , teachers actually kept their mouths shut i guess

I sniff my SIL's panties any chance I get

I want me ordered around by a bunch of men to expose my self and they make fun of me

nice got pic of auntie?

Want to trade pics?

>collage
post tits

green text?

Imagine Reese Witherspoon with bigger tits and hairy bush.

I went to Manchester High School with Christian Chandler. The only class I had with him was Graphic Design, which he mistakenly always called Computer Graphics. All he ever did was draw video game characters and the teacher tried to encourage him to think outside the box and not always use copyrighted content. I overheard the conversation with the teacher where the idea was given to him that he could combine two characters "like Sonic & Pikachu." 20 years later i find out it's like this big meme thing and he takes credit for it. The idea was given to him. Looking into it, I found the project. I remember he was trying to create a halo above his head, but Christian didn't understand perspective. That's my secret, I've know the true creator of Sonichu. Like most people in Midlothian, VA, my goal was to get the hell out after high school and I did. Funny, but not surprising that he is still there.

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I haven't ejaculated in 54 days

I do the same with my aunt and friends. Ever steal any? Pics?

I've been wearing a chastity cage almost continuously since my honeymoon 8 years ago.

>be me, 21
>have sister, 19 or so, get along very well
>have a really bad accident once, injure both of my arms
>doing anything feels like shit
>don't ask for help, try to avoid embarrassment
>sis starts to insist one day while getting dressed, gets really annoying
>ends up jerking me off during it
That's basically how it started, it happened like 2 years ago

forgot to mention that he was confused from day one because he thought that Graphic Design meant Video Game Graphics Design. His enthusiasm for the class went away quickly when he realized that wasn't what it was. He always claimed to be a bit of a computer whiz, but I know for a fact that one of my friends messaged him on AOL pretending to be AOL customer service and that there was a problem with the account and that we needed his password. He simply just replied with the actual password.

I am incredibly sexually attracted to my girlfriend's daughters. I've been living here for a few months and it's insane. They're mom is a big time slut, so they've learned how to be flirtatious and whatnot and my cock cannot take it. They wear the skimpiest clothes around the house. Bare legs, ass cheeks hanging out. They're both skinny petite blondes. The older one is crazy hot, she could model. The younger looks more like her mom, but got a tight little body and is cute as fuck with her glasses. I just wanna do everything to them.

I've seen them looking at me, and I've heard them whisper about me while they think I'm asleep on the couch. I don't hear everything, but they think I'm better looking some of her mom's exes, and they think I'm funny. I've heard them dare each other to do things like kiss me while I'm sleeping or touch my crotch or cuddle up with me. It gets me rock hard and I want to fly off the couch and lick their entire bodies, but they never make a move to give me the opening.

now you got even more ppl wanting a pic

I'm married with kids and went out to bar, got drunk and got speaking to hot blonde a little older than me. After a while she tells me she is getting a little too old to get married but she wants desperately to have kids and implores me to fuck her to get her pregnant. In my stupid drunken state, I slip out the bar, went to her place. She literally stripped as we got in her front door and had a perfect set of tits. I fucked her hairy bush and blew a huge load inside her. We did this for 6 months. I still remember her hands wrapped tight onto my ass cheeks pulling me as deep inside her as I could get when I was blowing my load. She would hold me there for as long as it took for my cock to shrink back down and pop out. She never got pregnant even though we fucked maybe a dozen times and I blew inside her each time. I wouldn't fuck my wife all week just so I would be able to give this blonde all my juice.

deu it

sorry no , i have a very identifiable tattoo there

Definite thought about it but might be to much of a coincidence that they go missing when she visits us from out of state. And I'm not big on pictures of dirty panties, doesn't really do much for me. How about you

So it's going on for 2 years huh? How are you managing to keep it a secret?

Nice one, Rent Boy

just cover it, you know the rules.

I always try to steal their panties if I can. Got a collection of like 20 bras and panties of a few different girls. No one has noticed

>She's mentally weak
>woman without any experience with men other than me

She's absolutely going to cheat, being with the same person for 8 years without marriage is familiarity more than anything. She'll find the better option if you don't.

post pics

I want to do badly. Just eat their little ass and pussies til they can't cum no more. I have snuck a few sneaky touches. Like if they pass out on the couch or something, I'll carry them to bed and cup their ass or something. For now I'm just stuck with pathetic shit like snooping around their bedroom when I'm home alone. Sitting on one of the beds and fapping it. Humping their pillows. Fapping with their undies and socks. I bought them gloves for Christmas, and before I wrapped them, I turned them inside out and jerked off. Just stupid pervert shit.

I just wish they'd accept the dare and grab my cock or something.

I am not handling this virus pandemic well. I still have a job, but people do not know how to fucking read.
Today I was leaving and some fucking retard comes up to me and goes "DO I CALL THE NUMBER TO TALK TO SOMEONE?!"
On our door are posters saying "Building is closed to public. Any questions, call the number."

I said "YES CALL THE NUMBER" but apparently that wasn't enough. This guy walks up to me, and I'm clearly backing away. He's not getting that I'm extremely cagey and I almost snapped at him.

I'd be fine with things if I lived alone. I'll probably survive. My mother will absolutely not. I'm the only one who leaves the house, and if I bring this virus home, I will be the one that kills her.

I almost kicked this guy in the head to get him away from me. There was no other point of exit between me and him.

I'm 30 years old, never had a relationship, had sex or kissed anyone. I feel like i will be like this for the rest of my life since i don't have the courage to talk with anyone.
I hate that because it has passed so much time i'm already used to it and it looks like its normal for me to be like this :(

Not really, we started doing more only recently.That period in between was really awkward, at least for me

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any close calls?

So what happened for it to change?

My cousin used to grab my cock when we were teenagers and swimming in my aunties pool. She would grab it, I would laugh, then a few moments later she would grab it again. I would never flinch. I liked watching her face when she felt how hard it got after she touched it. Sometimes I would chase her around the pool and in front of our families. Noone knw underwater I had a raging teen boner and it was flying around the pool after my fellow teen cousin. Sometimes we would lean against the side of the pool talking to our families and she would be rubbing me underwater and would let me slide a finger down the side of her swimming costume and finger her. One day after our swim, we both went back to her house to change & I let myself into her room from the connecting bathroom I was changing in. She was just peeling off her wet one piece navy blue swimming suit. I stood looking at her delightful little titties & small patch of pubic hair. She turned around, saw me and saw I was wearing my towel. She turned around & showed her naked amazing body off & I pulled off my towel and let my erect young cock spring out. She walked over, locked the doors and said we should try rubbing together. So we did and it was amazing. Lots of tingles. I started rubbing my cock into her small patch of dark pubes and she started pushing against me. Next thing I knew my cock head had slipped inside her and she was slowly edging down deeper onto it. I was fully inside her and then we were fucking. She put her hard dark nipple in my mouth and I pushed in and out of her. She was warm and wet inside while her smooth tanned skin was cold from swimming and the air conditioning. Then I came and came deep inside her. She kissed me and eased up off me and I left to return to the bathroom and we met later in the kitchen to have dinner with our parents. We never spoke about that but still see each other now again a hold a lingering look even though our lives have got older and we are married to other people.

Different user here. But I have stolen 100s of thongs, bras, lingerie sets, random sexy clothes and any sex toys I can.

I have 5 large totes filled with things. I kind of want to stop, but also love the thrill. There have been a few closes calls for me. But usually only do it, if I know I am safe. Don't want to fuck up my life. I mean more than it is already. haha

Those rules seem highly sexist and weighted against women.

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Once went to my aunts to go pick something up but no one was home. Decided to go through her panty drawer and stroke to her panties. Ten minutes later I hear her opening the door and I quickly zip up my pants and shove my panties in my pocket. Barely made it out of her room. She was confused why I was right outside her room but didnt say anything.

Rules are rules. PTATSOGTFO.

Decided to sit down and have a serious talk with her. I just wanted to eliminate the tension, i didn't plan on going through with it. But then again, one thing led to another and...

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Your heart must have been going crazy. I know that feeling.

I fuck my wife with a cock sleeve. I’m not small, but I’m very into domination and the thought of her struggling to take a huge cock turns me on. My size is ok, 6.5 inches and 4.5 inches in girth.. The sleeve is 7 inches and makes the girth like 6 inches.

I understand the trill of it, first time i grab a pair of her panties was unforgettable.

Are you aunts panties your favorite?

Also liked to cum in her face lotion too

My aunts, my exs moms, and my friends sister are my favorite

No problem, I'm her current emotional support, she thinks the rest are trash, so I'm calm. Yes I am in love with her, that's why the 8 years, but as soon as there was a pause in the relationship I was with another girl who is still in my mind, if we have not married it is because I do not believe in marriage. At the end of that month, she came back regretful and alone, so for a month I was with another and I got back the one I like, not bad.

Have you stolen more than just hers?

I use to do that to an old roommate, her food too.

Hello, call me Tupper. I’m the guy that’s recently been posting about trying to fuck his 18yo step daughter. I’m spending the night tonight. What’re some subtle ways I can gauge the situation?

My friend's sisters are mine. She is really hot and buys really sexy underwear. I have stolen more than 100 from her alone. She always has like 30-40 pair, so sometimes I take more than one.

And?

What kind of food? Stories?

Classic, me too, but in the lotion of the sisters of my gf

Nice! The most I took at once was 6 pairs of panties and two bras. I had to take a break after that haha

How old are these girls?

> I used to deal drugs and went tripping with a chick I sold to who was a prostitute.
> She was a fit as fuck blonde bimbo with amazing fake tits and we had a ball all day tripping round the city and parks.
> We ended up later a bit strung out, so we jumped in a cab and she took me to her place for the first time for some weed.
> That got us even more frazzled, and then her downstairs door buzzer rings and she freaks out and lets in a client that she forgot she had booked with.
> She freaks out further still dripping balls, takes my hand and leads me to her bedroom. I quickly looked around and there were used condoms everywhere. On the floor, on the bedside cabinet on the bed.
> She fucking pushes me into her built in wardrobe and for the next 30 minutes I get to watch through a door crack as this bald businessman makes mincemeat out of her hairy brunette pussy.
> She had the most amazing tits though. I felt so dirty but so in tune with her.
> After the dude leaves, I come out and she's just standing there naked and just shrugs. The acid is still heaving behind our eyeballs & neither of us care anymore. Everything is just surreal. She says its not fair she's got no clothes on, so she says I should trip strip. We lol.
> I obliged cos acid & stood there wwith a massive boner. She lols and leads me by the shaft of my own cock to a hot tub on her balcony where we spend the rest of the evening smoking joints and talking shit.
> She said she like the shape of my cock and sometimes would reach over and gave it a friendly tug and at one point she asked if she could try it and she swam over, straddled me and slipped right on.
> I've never fucked with so much passion in my life. I just wanted our bodies to merge into one. I blew so hard and the orgasm almost made me pass out.
> I gave her discounts from that point on.

Her's are the most frequent. I grab a pair from a family friend of mine. I have very few opportunities but I'm always looking for window opportunity

I've been dying to do this just haven't had the chance

Does your friend suspect anything?

Started out with shakes and sauces that I could stir it in. We started a thing where once a week we cook a meal for both of us. Her helping always had a good helping of cum. lol

I would always get hard when she complimented the meal. Eventually I would not even mix it in, one time i remember, I made burgers, i put a load on her burger off to one side, put the bun on and then served it to her with that side facing her. Her first bite took it all and did not have any other condiments on it. I asked how it was and she said delicious. I almost came again. lol

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

We came to some sort of agreement to say the least. We agreed to mess around if we are in the mood on the condition that neither of us is in relationship

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Fucking hot. Got a pic of her? Im not ballzy enough to serve it just like that.