The king of Yas Forums
The king of Yas Forums
Cooper Hughes
Zachary Scott
My gullet is his throne
Aaron Cooper
Your turds produce no steam and are neither dreamy or creamy Sir. Good day!
Jonathan Garcia
Excuse me?
Luke Collins
Robert Cook
You cheeky cunt!
Lucas Garcia
I call bullshit
the steam....
the dream....
the feeling of creamy logs of shit slidding down my throte cannot be beat
Jason Jenkins
I don’t even know where to begin... this makes me more mad than the shills
Gavin Brooks
OMG! Thars poo on da flurr! MFW!
Jack Myers
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Isaiah Ross
Owen Allen
Matthew Sullivan
Alexander Flores
Brayden Wright
Justin Wright
dump
Jayden Long
Colton Martinez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ~Andy
Sebastian Stewart
Brandon Sanders
NEW NEW NEW FROM ANDY
Hot Chili Logs
Gabriel Cruz
James Martin
Screeeeeeech......squeeeeeeelch....
Jaxon Murphy
Tho thpicy and ever tho nithey
Blake Young
Ian Williams
What's that sound, I hear it all around,
It almost sounds quite dirty,
He draws folk in, with a cheeky grin,
Why, it's Andy and his hurdy-gurdy!
He turns the handle and plays his tune,
It almost feels quite flirty,
The people join in and they clap their hands,
Oh, it's Andy and his hurdy-gurdy!
It goes 'Pffft...parp...squelch and plop',
You could even call it turdy,
He plays all day and through the night,
Yes, it's Andy and his hurdy-gurdy!
Xavier Lee
James Brown
William Kelly
Connor Perez
James Flores
Connor Gonzalez
Nice one, I lost all my pasta and couldn't remember the lyrics to this.
Henry Thompson
Kayden Young
Jace Turner
Ayden Nguyen
PISSHAX
Levi Harris
wew
Isaac Fisher
Adrian Cruz
James White
Chase Hill
Dylan Scott
Levi Barnes
Jaxon Long
Zachary Lee
Adam Bell
Daniel Gomez
Hunter Diaz
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of older men since middle school, when some priest fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date some boys
>announces that she's "seeing a man she met online
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the creep
>few days later, brings the guy home
>tall, scrawny neet with brown hair and glasses
>visibly sweating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "he a faggot"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her boyfriend has said some creepy things
>she's worried that he's going to hurt her
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"I think I can heal him"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
>two days late
>sister calls me crying so hard I can barely make out the words
>"He drugged me"
>I don't know what to say so I just listen
>"He drugged me and he let all his friends fuck me and they filmed it user"
>I try to remain calm and tell her that I love her and ask her to come over
>She crying so hard she starts dry heaving into the phone
>I tell her to stay where she is and that I'll be there in a hour
>I hangup
>I go to the shower
>I turn the water up as hot as possible and sit down
>The water is so hot it burns
>I pull my legs up to my chest and cradle them as the tears come
>My skin hurts and turns red where the water touches
>I cry and cry and cry as the it pours over me
>I think about the priest
>I think about the videos he took
>The years I spent wanting to kill myself
>I have never told anyone but my sister
>The waters never hot enough to make me feel clean
Jaxon Murphy
Joshua Cook
>pathoLOGical
Austin Jones
Kewl
Ryder Brown
Connor Garcia
?????????????
Daniel Ross
Andrew toofed? It doesn't make sense you idiot.
Grayson Morales
Colton Watson
Dylan Mitchell
Christian Barnes
The king of pee.
Xavier Flores
idk i saw it the other day. no one could explain it.
Austin Sullivan
Ian Murphy
Fuck off
Hudson Sanchez
Andy is king! After receiving his logs, I would gladly suck his cock.
Anthony Stewart
Anyone here looking to become a professional slidder?
Recruitment officer here!
Christian White
WHo's that? He's cute!
Robert Nelson
woah thats gay bro
Jonathan Flores
He is sexy
Mason Jackson
I wouldn’t do that, but I would suck his asshole for a log after he ate a couple chipotle bowls with extra meat
Ethan Carter
David Cox
Jackson Gomez
Hunter Cook
Lol, his music sucks but I am a fan of his shit