It's 1999 again , what are you doing first?

It's 1999 again , what are you doing first?

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downloading porn

I quit smoking immediately and start applying myself more.

Buying stock in apple and google

Not break up with the girl that I dumped to marry another.
Fine peice of ass...dropped because of stupidity.

Finding a gun and shooting myself because the next 21 years wind up not being worth it.

/thread

Telling my mom to buy an assload of bitcoin an sell them when they peak at 16k

Say yes to that chick who asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. She was and is 8/10. I said no. That's why I'm a wizard.

watch this epic movie

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Fappin'

It didn't exist at the time, faggot

i dunno, play some dreamcast, i guess

Log in to AOL I guess.. fuck that shit.

buying Apple stocks

>be me
>sent back to 1999
>know everything I do now but afraid I may cause some disturbance by letting others know
>start my own website
>post accurate but slightly vague or overly confusing rants to try to warn those that will listen
>hope someone will understand
>fail to prevent anything
>have numerous public meltdowns
>accidentally get Donald trump elected president
>mfw

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making an open world crime game

Raping your mon like I did back in 99

Take all my cash and buy into eBay, Amazon, apple and cell companies

start saving up to buy as much bitcoin as possible

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Recount all of Florida and explain ballots

Apply bullets to Bush Jr., Hillary, Trump, McConnel, and Gingrich.

Purchase Apple Stock. Tell my Uncles how they will die and how to avoid it.

Save my brother from drug addiction.

Apply confidence of an adult to the mind of a teenager, get laid earlier and more often.

Never start smoking. Go to college right out of high school.

Never play videogames and become someone.

Buy bitcoin

trolling for the Good Stuff on Yas Forums

Came in to say exactly this.

I dont make friends with the drugies in highschool

tell everybody the jews will make 911

Tonight I'm gonna party like

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buying google/amazon/netflix stock, fucking the shit out of Amanda

Probably drinking a lot while deciding if I should change the course of my life or not. That's the year I make a decision and it really, really changes my future.

Im going to go buy a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Punch my parents for putting me in this world

buy bitcoin
oh wait

Okay , what was it ?

Something. Literally anything. I spent most of my childhood sitting in my room daydreaming while staring at the walls and I wound up with the personality of a dish towel.

Same I probably only had like $87 but if i had invested then i would be worth millions today

I'd say trying to make money or fix some mistakes I made in life. But honestly at the point I would just enjoy the simpler times I had back then.

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Stonks*

Nice.

I'm going to stomp a tranny to death

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Wait patiently for a few years and be post No. 1 on Yas Forums. Screenshot with time stamp and become famous.

Start writing out a plan of stocks to buy, tech to invest in over the next 20 years. The obvious ones, but also some of the not so obvious.

Leverage a small portion of my stock gains into purchasing top of the line hardware so that when Bitcoin is invented, I can farm a ton of it a hodl it until it peaks.

Start a few websites that don't exist yet like fiverr, airBnB, etc and take a cut from users hard work.

Set up as many "passive" steams of revenue as possible so that I could work on the things I want to work on, while still actually making money.... instead of this 7-to-7 daily grind.

Wish I had watched more sports so that I could bet on winning teams for Superbowl, ect.

Then again, if I go back, who else came back too? One person slightly taking advantage of the timeline shouldn't mess it up to much as long as I stay low-key, but if a bunch of us go back? It'll all be different, and our knowledge will be useless.

Cum in own ass

Same

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Warn people of the impeding Y2K Armageddon.

Shitting myself probably. I was 3 years old.

this.

happy its friday. sad my mom is making me go to oboe lessons. wish i could be hanging out with friends in neighborhood skateboarding/playing roller hockey/biking/basketball/baseball etc.

Kek

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bitcoins

Good luck. Just hope nobody needs to make a phone call.

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Using my 9year old body and 29 year old mind to seduce milfs

Googles IPO wasn’t until 2004.

don't freak out about the y2k bug ..... even if i made a shit load of money with it ...

Do it now

Bitcoin didn’t come along until 2008

Left my first wife. Happily married now and things are great, but what if?

not eating as much so i dont become a fat cunt

Pull out of my now ex-girlfriend's pussy so I don't knock her up and ruin my life...

Bitcoin for sure, would be able to buy thousands back then, sell today for millions