It's over

It's pretty bad, m8. The media is making it worse, but Italy has 3,000 deaths now, and Canada (my cunt) has an infection rate that is on par with Italy's, just 3 weeks behind.

The economic fallout will be far, far worse.

Over a month ago the lying media was covering it all up, so I got worried and started stocking up on supplies. Now that the lying media is hyping it up and instigating a panic, I think it's not a big deal anymore. Anyone else feel the same?

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>implying I'm Yas Forums

Where were you when the police state was ushered in?

I was cooming

>letting a Japanese imageboard live rent free in your head with strawman arguments

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they want to cause a big panic because it gives them tv ratings and it makes trump and his cronies look bad

all those italians died because of their third world tier healthcare system
only 22 Japanese have died because they have a class A health caresystem.
so, to conclude : America is fucked.

hello? based department?

I feel like this is all market manipulation.

Think of it this way: almost every business is finding ways to make sure people are secured and protected, offering a moratorium on evictions, for example.

You still have to pay to read the news on most reputable sites. They're making a killing off this.

You mean back in 2001? I was in the 4th grade watching toonami and listening to gorillaz

>US crisis management
you have to pray harder, my american friends

I’m feeling more used to the idea of staying in at this point, I just hope I don’t get laid off because of this stupid shit.

Good for Yas Forums. Always do the opposite of what the jews tell you.

based

>why is the jewified media hyping this as a massive pandemic?
because it literally is. the entire world is on lockdown right now.

we need to get Africa and India infected, im tired of their bullshit

>leaked

Because it's revealed that it only takes the perception of something going wrong to completely crash the loan and debt economy of the US

I'd like to pull down something of hers, if you catch my drift

>>Yas Forums before
>DA MEDIA IS DOWNPLAYING THE VIRUS! IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO
Literally no one from Yas Forums said this

I'm immunosuppressed and I woke up with a dry cough and pressure in my chest after working retail all weekend.

How fucked am I?

>rent free
>Yas Forums is one person

Hey bro I'm going to have to ask you to stop thinking clearly around here you are coming off as a bit problematic

you can tell this is true because of how much it triggered them

of course, once the normies catch on the danger is gone

Shouldn't have taken those hot loads in your ass.

i feel exactly this

>everything is Yas Forums's fault, including a virus from china

left wingers everyone

I don't understand how America is still existing to this day. You "people" are so fucking dumb...

This is actually true no matter how many seething replies it gets lmao

>BROS IT'S FUCKING BRUTAL YO CHINA IS F-U-C-K-E-D! WINNIE THE POOH IS ALREADY DEAD HAHAHA HE GOT INFECTED THROUGH HIS EYES! WE DIDN'T SEE HIM SO HE'S DEAD THE CHINK MEDIA ARE LYING! WE FUCKING WON LADS GOD IS PUNISHING THE BUGMEN!
>virus gets to Muttistan
>h-haha no biggie senpaitachi, stop worrying it's just a flu, we got this :^))))

Of course this pandemic will last 18 months or more. In a way it's going to last lifetimes, forever. Just like anything else that has an impact has effects that ripple onward. Fuck news

>boomers destroying the economy one last time before they postpone everything for the younger generations once again
its not happening fast enough

AIDS?

>Yas Forums when they look like fucking retards
>Yas Forums isnt a monolith! we are not all retards!

>Yas Forums when they are right about something
>Yas Forums is always right!

which one is it you spineless faggots

Because they're a bunch of midwit schizos.

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>DA MEDIA IS DOWNPLAYING THE VIRUS! IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO
lol no.
Yas Forums has been fear mongering about it since the begging,

this. its like one last fuck you before they die.

>he actually believes the Japanese numbers

They're lying about their numbers because they don't want to 2020 Olympics getting cancelled.

I'd say GOOD!, but I'm actually tiered of washing my hands so often.

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Why r u so mad tho? Jewish?

the absolute state of mutts right now

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What if
Just what if...
Each board on this site wasn't a single person or even handful of people but rather thousands of users all from different backgrounds with wildly varying opinions and their fair share of both geniuses and dipshits, all of whom can spout whatever they want wherever they want whenever they want on any board anonymously?

Someone already posted your picture shill

18 months is definitely an exaggeration. It's pretty much impossible for everything to stay closed that long, or for the rate of infection to remain consistent.

However, let's assume it's true. That's the price every retard country leader is gonna pay for simply not closing their borders for like 3 months and banning people from coming in when it spread in China.

>B-BUT MUH ECONOMY
>B-BUT THE STOODENTS MAKING EMOTIONAL VIDEOS WANTING TO GO HOME

Enjoy this shit now, retards. How good is the economy?

you are idiot and not actually addressing the issue the greentext presents

Same reason you can't stick to plebbit I'd imagine.

>Trump bad

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Stop making sense I want to be angry god damn it

So it "only" kills a few million

Retard

Hes just as bad as Obama.

Bro it takes at least 14 days to get you, if you are sick its something you did 2 weeks ago

You should have ended your life before God had to come round and wipe you out

>Under Obama gay marriage was legalized
Yeah, no

I guess in the end I get to laugh in the faces of my friends who supported open borders and increasing trade with China.

it really is

we're fucked. no more youtube videos.

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why does their post imply that they can't record or edit videos in quarantine?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>few million
Where are you pulling that from besides your ass?

of sick and old people.

And you don't have to sign your posts, Retard.

lmfao the number of replies to your post

no, it depends.. its 2 -14 days if he is immune suppressed he could show symptoms much faster.

>Same reason you can't stick to plebbit I'd imagine.

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That's just what you get for eating yourself into diabetes, bro

>imply it didn't already happen after 9/11

You're too slow.

lol no it's the opposite if you get to 2 weeks you're in the clear

How old are you?

you don't even know what immunosuppression, or the immune system, is.

There's many reasons that people are hyping it up. Most people don't even give a shit about the actual virus because most people know that they won't catch it. It's the fact that one little virus exposed how weak most countries are. Our retard could've had a 50 state Re-Election if he actually took it the least bit seriously, especially with the alley-oop from China telling everyone how to curb it. Shit, if we had tests ready, the market would still take a hit but nothing like it has because Trump decided, "LOL NAH IT'S JUST THE FLU". Like if he took the shit any bit seriously, I think even the media would have to suck his cock about it.

just remember to cover your mouth

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CDC says 3 days without a fever and you're fine.

My sister has leukemia. The stem cell transplant is working, I'd like for her to not die over some gay ass chinese bat virus after years of going through the shit and almost being over it

based

ok lib

Fuck off retard shill

post her feet. you'll regret not doing it after she's gone.

lmao check it out, this anons simpin for his sister

you made me check everywhere
fuck you i thought my friend simulator was broken.

F

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All she needs to do is quarantine herself and you to be safe.

just like Faux News...

>implying you and the media wouldn’t accuse him of overreacting like you already did by criticizing him for closing travel with China months ago
The media’s calling him racist now for bringing up the origin of the virus from China, why the fuck should we believe they would have treated him any differently with a different response to an unprecedented pandemic?

>tfw NEET
>tfw haven't left my home in like 2 months by now
>mfw all normies falling like flies

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i'd like to pull down her trousers, her underwear, and then insert my fingers into any hole i can find, urethra omitted, fistula included, then bring her to an unwilling but shuddering series of half a dozen exhausting climaxes, before pissing all over her and stamping on her legs until they break in several places, then cradling her head for half an hour and comforting her while stroking her hair, before snapping her neck, if you know what i mean.

>i'd like to pull down her trousers, her underwear, and then insert my fingers into any hole i can find, urethra omitted, fistula included, then bring her to an unwilling but shuddering series of half a dozen exhausting climaxes, before pissing all over her and stamping on her legs until they break in several places, then cradling her head for half an hour and comforting her while stroking her hair, before snapping her neck, if you know what i mean.

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Did this with the "swine flu" a few years back too. Exact same playbook.

I nearly died from pneumonia in December. Literally no one cared. I passed out because I couldn't breathe.

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it means due to an underlying disease or medication he has to take, his immune system does not operate as efficiently. ergo, the virus would spread faster in his body and he would show symptoms faster.

Based GED poster!

Everything is a conspiracy
t. retard

Hope corona finishes you off, puto

As much as panicking is nice, how would this even happen in worse case scenario when we are greatly below a 10% mortality rate in the general population.

It really just doesn't end with these people.

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She can't. Has to go to the hospital two or three times a week for them to run vitals on her organs because it's a necessity to monitor those for a long time after the stem cell transplant. Not to mention her girlfriend works in a mental health hospital every day being exposed to who knows what and comes home to her. All she can do is constantly wear a mask and sanitize everything

eat my entire ass

Nigga you didn't go from nothing to pneumonia in a day, you gotta pay attention to your body.

>Vee the Romanian Rodent
>Mister Metokur
Ahh yes
trusted sources

sorry to hear that fren.
Why did no one care?

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Goddamn chink virus engineered to destroy private business owners and capitalism at large. I'm a NEET master race, but I feel for those guys right now.
Force majeure can only cover your ass for so long.

>interracial BMWF
>Jewish artist

It’s all so tiresome

nigga, I don't vote. I actually thought he was smart for banning travel from China then as usual, he did 8 million retarded things to balance out one of the few bright moves he made.

Because they're literally sending shit to help his dumbass and he's once again trying to start shit. He pretty much had an easy re-election campaign if he took any precautions following hte bans but he didn't. The market would've have crashed if her overreacted, it only crashed because he didn't take it seriously and then had a horrendous press conference about it, where they all realized that this nigga had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

>black guy with hot dogs
>white girl with buns
>bernstein
well on the bright side, if society collapses, we can form bands of raiders and finally go murder these kikes.

you really don't understand how the immune system works, i'll do you a favor, look up the difference between innate and acquired immunity. The immune system doesn't keep pathogens from taking hold, it learns how to destroy them on a delay and then mass produces immunoglobulins that are tailored to finding and destroying that pathogen. If you weren't a dumb nigger you wouldn't be trying to sound smart on Yas Forums talking out of your ass like this.

fake/gay

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every fucking time

Mike can't be infected.
Maybe Jay.

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I know its been said but
>Bernstein

>her girlfriend
unironically hope that dyke bites it. where the hell did the stem cells come from? a murdered fetus? we're killing children so some fat dykes can live longer and rob the world of more oxygen? corona is a godsend.

My understanding may be flawed, but wouldn't in fact cause him to get sicker faster? I didn't study biology past high school. I went to trade school. I'll look up innate and acquired immunity. Thanks for pointing it out.

>y-y-you w-wouldn't hit a s-simp with g-glasses, w-w-w-would y-you?

this isn't Yas Forums, retard.

18 fucking months?! I NEED MORE TOILET PAPER

She is a dyke? Ah well.
>has to go to the hospital
Better have an N95 for every visit

>Implying Trump will lose to a guy who is lucky enough to remember his own name
He could nuke a state and still win his re-election

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i refuse he can get infected with anything with all of that alcohol running in his veins

Next time don't be a retarded nigger if you don't know something, and no, the issue would be that his immune system is going to struggle to clear the infection and he'll be sick much longer and have more severe symptoms.

JUST HOLD IT GOY

What will the repercussions be for china not shutting down their live animal markets despite multiple previous outbreaks?

because old boomers comprise most policy makers as well as the biggest audience for old media companies

I honestly I don't remember which presidency it was made legal, nor do I care. But it does feel more recent than Obamas?

youre gonna get yourself hurt talking like that user

Give money to bankers to stay employed by bankers

Then pay for the debt.

don't listen to him, he probably skimmed a wikipedia article then immediately started acting smart online with his little tidbit of knowledge.

Those digits, and as for lasting, well, it'll linger for a really long time. The normal we once knew is now gone, it'll be a whole new world going forward.

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Rent free

Same.

YAY NO MOVIES FOR THIS YEAR

>don't listen to him
you can't plug your ears forever nigger, if you'd kindly point out what i'm wrong about I'll take back what I said about the blackness of your skin.

>they're literally sending shit to help his dumbass
>unironically spreading fake shit from Joe Fucking Biden
Even politifact called this out since WHO determined the US medical system was strong enough to handle the virus compared to most other nations.
You honestly think the market wouldn’t have crashed if Trump announced the virus at any point? Fuck me you really don’t understand basic governance nor economics.

Its funny because pol is fat
And it kills fatties

As a bonus trump will lose

>where the hell did the stem cells come from
From our younger brother you absolute retard. This isn't the 90s anymore, they don't drill into bone and extract physical marrow, they give a donor a pill to release stem cells into their blood stream and transfuse it into the patient

I can take solace in the fact that if your vision of religion is real, you're 100% going to hell for sinning unrepentantly right now

>dipshits still going out to bars and social gatherings dooming the fuck out of everyone who plays by the rules that happens to touch something in the grocery store the infected person touched 2 days ago

i didn't even read your posts about whatever you were talking about, just the ones where you were acting like a condescending redditor.

Under Obama, the supreme court ruled that gay marriage be made legal in all fifty states. He turned turned the White House into a giant LGBT flag by lighting its colors all over it. Look it up.

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alright so back in the nigger pit with you then

You talk like a gay retard.

nobody's taking the pub away from me!

so she's literally sucking the life out of your brother so she can go on to munch carpets for the rest of her life. what a whore.

>B-BUT THE STOODENTS MAKING EMOTIONAL VIDEOS WANTING TO GO HOME
what? haven't seen anything like this but sounds hilarious, link?

Its bad but the media is making it a lot worse than it seems

>Being afraid of death

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>not mobbing out in full hazmat suit
never gonna make it

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>downplaying
At the time they were.
>exaggerating
They're causing people to panic

italy is run by the fucking mob and has india tier pollution

EUROPE WINS AGAIN BABY

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>Italy
Italy's city infrastructure and buildings (majority of which have been around for ages) promotes infection. Every street is a fuckin windtunnel my dude.

i pity you, take a break from this place

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I quite enjoy the plague doctor cosplayers walking around town

simbly ebin troalan

Is the time it takes to make a vaccine public m8

And that’s a good thing.

>tfw remember Yas Forumsfags telling me Yurop had the best infrastructure on the planet

I just want to grocery shop, but I fucking cant, everything is gone.

Its not even that bad of a killer, and the US will be fine because we have a very strong healthcare system.

From a New yorker(highest infection), we'll be fine as long as we dont keep PANICKING.

Should've locked people inside their homes like the chinks did. Too bad.

That's what you get from being a cuckold, Mike.

I wish I could get some proper stats for total deaths because every country doesn't test as much so the cause of death will be different even though it might be corona.

you pity ME? you're the one simpin out for a fat dyke. i pity YOU

except im not the guy you were originally replying to. i pity you
mods = fags btw

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hello Yas Forumseddit

>No more movies this year
>TV series seasons delayed
>Normalfags emptied out all the supermarkets
No bueno...

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I just want some fucking bread.
There is literally no reason to panic hoard, why can't all these boners just shop like normal

>This thread was moved to

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Looooool

>We have a very strong healthcare system

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The 24 hour news cycle for years has thrived on inciting panic with literally everything. The question is why do people still watch/read their shit?

Well, we do. Who has anything better? What country does every rich person go to for treatment? What other country has yet to socialize (weaken) healthcare?

As in we have a shit ton of hospitals and necessary equipment compared to the populace unlike Italy, so the response will be much more easily dealt with

The politics and economics of it are secondary in a time of crisis

(((BERNSTEIN)))
OY VEY GOY LOOK AT THESE PANICKED PREPPERS GET YOUR TOILET PAPER READY

A government making plans isn't the same as a government being able to foresee the future.

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italian here, right in the middle of the red zone.
Our heathcare system is fine for normal times but definitely wasn't ready for such a sudden spike of cases, i really hope your system is better prepared..
it's true that most young people who get sick won't die but the permanent lung damages are real as well, so stay the fuck home.
two (not super old) people i knew died already, it's surreal to see that you guys question whether this is "hyped"

How does soros dick taste?

So your basis for "very strong healthcare" is how the richest people are treated? We're not even in the top 20 in infant mortality rates...

The populace of the United States is 5x that of Italy, and we don't have 5x their supplies. You're an idiot.

Can you explain this chart please I don't fucking understand it