Have you embraced the Bidet yet Americans?

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>spray the shit all over your ass.
bidets are stupid, no wonder the french smell like dirty butthole

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>The Toilet cannot compete with the Bidet.
Last time I used a bidet, the drain wasn't big enough for my poop.

The Bidet cannot compete with the Toilet.

>watering your poo

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i have the same question. i literally dont get how these work

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I have one of these to warsh me dog in the shower. I plan to use it like a bidet if things get dire

Those look more fit for female hygiene, big chunks of poo can't be flush down on that.

By using the fecal towel, shitforbrains.

>mfw your attempt at hilarity
you shit in the toilet first and then use thing in OP's pic to clean your ass instead of TP.

I want to know, do you squat over it or sit on it? whats the etiquette

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It wasn't a joke, I had one of those. Well, my poop sometimes doesn't come out clean and big chunks are left inside.

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Do europeans really stand up with a shitty ass to go squat over a second poop sink?

>fecal towel
How is this better than single-use toilet paper?

retarded eurofags, in pakistan we just use our hand then wash it clean. there is no need for paper or bidet. soon you will learn to do the same and find out that the traditional way is the best.

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So this "bidet" is really just a sink with a stupid faucet that you can sit your ass on?

I don't see how it would work well either, wouldn't your balls or vaj get covered in shitwater?

had me a giggle

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I'm just as lost as you, friendo. Ive never seen any kind of how-to come up

>fecal towel
That about ends the thread, right?

Because you can launder the towel with all the other stuff you were going to launder anyway.

Toilet paper down the drain means you have to have a sewage system that operates at a higher pressure. Which is wasteful and more expensive. And don't get me started on using potable water for shitting in. Honestly, imagine being this wasteful in 2020.

The future will consist of composting vermiculture toilets. You put your solid waste down the back and add cover it with a scoop of sawdust. Close the poop hatch and let the worms do their thing. Take a quick greywater bidet and dry your bum with the slag rag. The waste goes into the one-way urine diverter. After a year, you can put the solid waste drum out onto the curb and some farmer will pay YOU to take it away to use on the crops.

We could be on Mars by now.

>The Toilet cannot compete with the Bidet.
>It's an either/or choice
where do you put your shit

If you've ever hiked a long trail, you're literally describing privies. They're awesome at what they do, in the middle of the woods, but let's not kid ourselves about that smell. Only reason it's never as bad out there is because you usually end up smelling almost as bad yourself.

In the trash can obviously

Privvies do not incorporate the antibacterial greywater. Nor do they have a chute that can close off when not in use. I have a vermiculture toilet at my cottage and it smells like freshly turned soil.

Just poop in the shower and mash it down the drain.

Naw dummy

The idiocy in this thread is fucking astounding. Jap smart shitters that spray water up your ass are for cleaning away turd particles. The bidet is generally used for genital washing e.g. period pussy and washing before and/or after sex.

I just use OP's mom instead

>Because you can launder the towel with all the other stuff you were going to launder anyway.

>You put your solid waste down the back and add cover it with a scoop of sawdust

It's funny that this is exactly what almost everyone did before the 1920's.

>After a year, you can put the solid waste drum out onto the curb and some farmer will pay YOU to take it away to use on the crops.
Terrible idea. The food farmer's grow doesn't need to be fertilized by people's contaminated shit. I hate to imagine what's in the meth-heads' or the old guy down the street's shit.

>we could be on Mars by now
Who would want to go there? It's a red desert with no air and cold temps. Plus they have none of the nice human made things to enjoy, like eating whatever you want or calling OP a faggot.

In the 1920's they just dug a pit. No worms, no latch, no greywater. No slagarag.

>The food farmer's grow doesn't need to be fertilized by people's contaminated shit.

Yes it does bc the fertilizer they use now is produced by Haber process which relies on fossil fuels and is wasteful. Human shit is free and already has the probiotics the plants need. Mix in a little charcoal for water retention and you're golden.

>meth-head shit

Meth is inhaled or shot so it's not ending up in the gut. Meth comes out your piss which is why we use piss to test for it.

They also don't have governments, laws, or you so I'd say it's a paradise.

>Yes it does bc the fertilizer they use now is produced by Haber process which relies on fossil fuels and is wasteful.
Nope.
This is a false dichotomy.
You don't have to use either human shit or fertilizer produced by the Haber process.

FACT: bidets are one thousand times more electable than any democrat

Bidets are no malarky

>>meth-head shit
>Meth is inhaled or shot so it's not ending up in the gut. Meth comes out your piss which is why we use piss to test for it.
Is this a troll?

>at home colonic machine
fucking fags, just don't stick shit up your ass and you don't have to worry about getting poo on it

We have 2 in our house in both of the upstairs bathrooms.

Literally using one as I type. Cheap, easy installation, honestly feels pretty nice, and my asshole has never been cleaner.
10/10

>No slagarag
Yes they did though

One of the best investments I've ever made after using them in Thailand

I bet you've never even used meth.

How are bidets better and more effective than wiping the shit off your anus and anal hairs with TP?
You fucking squirt water up your ass, how is this supposed to clean you when there is a high chance you still have left over shit mixed with water

What if I told you it squirts around the anal opening like a pressure washer?

Imagine if you fell and your arm touched dog shit. Would you be clean if you just wiped it off with a paper towel? No, you'd need the cleansing power of water.

So water magically wipes out shit from your ass? Yeah right, i’m not buying it

Use both, dumbasses.

>Human shit is free and already has the probiotics the plants need

>Putting live bacteria from human shit into the soil to fertilize plants that humans eat

I see no way this can go wrong.

Toilet paper alone often doesn't clean my ass. I will use toilet paper that I have wetted and then dry toilet paper again.

Yes, through the magic of water pressure, your ass gets cleaned. You think the shit is on there like cement? You think it's made out of some kind of space-age metal? No. It's simple water-soluble organic matter. And it's wet and soft already from your recent shit, making it even easier to clean. And if you shit dry pebbles like a rabbit, then guess what? You don't have shit on your ass to begin with.

Fyi 9/10 of Americans don't get enough fiber. Which means we take soft shits that takes forever to clean and come out. The rest of the world shits bricks that need minimal cleaning.

If your wiping a lot, taking a while for your poopy to come out or smell like open asshole even after wiping the shit outta your ass YOU NEED FIBER SUPPLEMENTS

If you need toilet paper at all, your diet is shit. Switch to zero carb all meat diet and you will never need to buy toilet paper.

Fiber is undigestable and constipates you. People who cut out fiber report improvement in bowel movements.