Bored as fuck in 901. Anyone wanna come over and preferably not kill me? lmao. 18 f if that matters

lets meet at kroger on poplar

Food stamp you meant.

Per your request.

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Bump for interest.
Serious larp incoming if there's an 18f that visits Yas Forums in 901, I live in memphis and I find this hard to believe.

where is 901

Oh shit

Fuck, you’re not east coast :(

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Show butt

Ayy wassup girl.

You bored? Get quarantined yet?

Tfw OP immediately delivers and makes you look mega rarted. N1.
What do you plan to gain from someone coming to your house if not sex from Yas Forums?
Memphis people + Yas Forums is the only viable double negative lol.

free this weekend?

just south of you in Birmingham.
Why does your clock say 11:15 though?

Quarantined? More like I want to be, but I gotta go to work still. The Kroger's on Poplar isn't too far from where I live tbh. And why is it so hard to believe I'd be here on Yas Forums?

Do you want to fuck?

As for the clock - I took the picture in a mirror!

will someone just go fuck this broad already. I would have but I live on the east coast

Too bad you’re not in 970.

pretty articulate writing backwards

Rules of the internet. Look it up. You were probably young when the joke was made, but there are no women on the internet until proof is given lol.

Most "women" are just creepy old men

901 area code is like, a 9 hour drive for me unfortunately.

good luck on finding some dick OP

>mfw

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Whatever you're looking for, I need to meet new people anyways. I have an IG I don't use @sikeibite if you're not larping fr and are bored.
And if you're not afraid of big black dudes that are mega oreos.

I'm not free this weekend, sadly! and yeah, I'm kinda horny for some reason - that was the plan, anyways.

Man you got some big nipples.

What is that shit floating over your head? You got ghosts?

Damn, i live in 911 :(
My car has no breaks so if i am coming i'll be crashing my 911 Porsch for this.
I hope you got insurance for those tits cuz i'm gonna bring em down.

Too bad you arent 187, disinteresting cunt.

It's a talent I have, writing backwards on myself. I'm proud of it! Thanks for the good wishes, too bad you're so far away! Unfortunately, I don't have an insta ...

My Noco nigga.

I'm the ig dude, looking for an Fwb actually.
I'm in the 901, in the Winchester and Hacks cross area, 21 and I live alone.

10/10 handwriting

well were all horny too. great tits tho would love to see more

What's your preferred method of contact? I can drop my home number here as a last resort but I'd prefer to drop it somewhere else first

I'm downloading Kik now just for this to be a bit easier, sorry for all this delay -

Cell**

lmao silly as nigga, SILLY ass nigga,

Fucking gross. Jew ass nasty nipples. No one hitler gassed them

@sikeibite guy here.
UntoldStory00 is my kik, I just reinstalled since high school so don't judge my user/pfp

iightningmcqueef on kik - it's a stupid user, I know. I haven't logged onto it in a few months. Add me if you're interested!!

Do you thirsty retards not know that we have for this?

Can you kindly fuck off to there?

I wanna come over and kill you though

Thems some sad looking titties

I didn't know that there was a separate section that this was supposed to go to - I'm sorry!! And, uh, please don't kill me?? Lmao.

that's a pretty great username

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Ah, it's just a bad picture, honestly! I'll send a better one?

Aw yea! What part you from user? 970 is huge

ya'll some sad ass bitter virgins.
Bham fag here. If it weren't for my gf upstairs, I'd be getting in my car right now for a short trip up north to take care of this lonely babe.

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loveland
u?

you shouldn't call your sister your girlfriend, or your bike your car

901?

905 here reporting in woot woot Ontario Canada

Hit me up on Kik and help you with your hirniness. Pic related and kik us clown_college

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>96x96
So that's actual size then i take it?

905 gang

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OP still around?

go for it

Cringe.
Sage for stupid whore

This one's for you then, 905!

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kek

OP, be honest. Are you a virgin?

I'm really starting to think you are a dude, what is that buldge?

905 gang pulling in wins good job lads

Got kik OP? Not in area but can help with being horny.

Thems some sad lookin titties

how do we talk to you OP

Only had sex once, to be honest. Not a good experience lmao. And, fear not! I'm not a dude, dw.

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to respond to people you just need to click on their post number, in the upper right corner of their post.

this is what makes that blue post number appear, and makes it so they can see who you've been replying to

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someone get over there...

Nobody cares you stupid whore.

Shiet nigga
If only u were free this weekend.

Oh my god, thank you so much! I feel so dumb now ... thanks for telling me!!

Thems some sad looking tittes.

OP, bet you love seeing me fap. Will show on Kik to help you with being horny. Don't be shy. Clown_college

would bury myself in that

i really don't get why people like you care about someone just trying to get laid.

go huff some gasoline you incel faggot

Add me on kik! Stupid username, I know, but iightningmcqueef.

the devil is clever

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How many sex toys you own, OP

>I'm not a dude
Can't be too cautious around these parts.

I'm hoping she bites, my dominating hand is itching lol.

happy to help OP

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Show soles

show us your pussy OP.

trips demand it, check em.

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It's not really about people trying to get laid, you guys are just painfully thirsty to the point of being cringy manginas and it really makes us all look like a bunch of pathetic betas.

Plus, this kind of content is cancer for Yas Forums, take the shit to where it, and apparently you, belongs

Why wasn't it a good experience?

Only one! I'm broke as fuck, lmao. Just a vibrator, nothing fancy.

No worries, always safe to check, right!

If you're trying to "get laid" on Yas Forums you have issues that are so difficult they're unimaginable and nobody has to suffer from your presence. Fucking dumbass whore probably has hepatitis or never washes herself

If I bite, would you slap me?

You use your vibrator daily?

Where do u think u are?

op i messaged you on kik