Hey, self-defense specialist here

I'm 6'1" 190lbs and I've been in the infantry for 10 years

Run away vry fast

i get down on my knees and suck his dick

You give a lot of premise and nothing more, we live in the premise era so I don't blame you. uhhhh 0/10
If you have nothing more, this is a great strategy and shows what you safely have as an option 8/10

6'4" 200lbs I'll go low for a tackle, once I get him down I'll rip his pants off and fuck his ass REALLY FUCKING HARD!
I'm not gay or anything, I'm fucking his ass for self defense.

My plan is to run and scream for help, because you didn't say the street was empty so someone ought to not be weak and pathetic like me.

You could add any assumptions and I would have adjusted. 7/10 Had you'd known your exits, even better

1. Try to leave the situation before it happens
2. If can’t leave, try to verbally diffuse
3. If can’t verbally defuse, throw first strikes to vulnerable areas like eyes or throat — can use makeshift weapons in environment
4. Don’t stop until opponent can’t fight back, make sure there aren’t any weapons on him or multiple attackers

As an mma fighter my background is strongly favored towards my grappling and leg kicks, however I wouldn’t grapple if there may be other attackers

The de-escalation ideas are great. Why you'd attack those areas when you're at a skill advantage are odd is all, I train in a big gym and rarely hear of that, but an advantage is an advantage. The fact you don't specify how you'd finish further baffle me. Though looking for further harm is smart. I don't know if your MMA background is very strong due to your lack of lingo and broad ideas. A rush forever after a head strike isn't great. suspicious until proven not 6/10 Leg kicks rule in street fights if you're adept

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I’m a martial artist who’s trained mostly in TKD, also done MMA, BJJ, kickboxing, boxing, and wing chun...

The moment he tried to attack me I would deliver a side kick to the head faster than he could do anything. He would be unconscious before he hit the ground.

Are you seriously side kicking (Linear, stance based, high hip, attacking someone you know so little about, you have so little recovery from there that it either needs to stop him enough for you to reset to stance, or it knocks him out. You should know that unless you're snookering it home or have a big distance, it's not amazing there. I'm assuming the lead kick comes from Thunderfoot stance, and not round kick where it'd be stronger. You're gambling years of skill on a 66% attack, I'll give ya a 6.66/10.

I'm 5'9 240 (mostly muscle) and train in jiu Jitsu and Tae Kwon Do.

>throw to ground
>mount
>repeatedly throat punch

Or

>reverse sidekick to liver
>jumping chest stomp

Rate me.

Attacked how? With a weapon or just with bare hands?

I didn’t specify because I don’t know details of the situation, and fights are never something you can plan step by step. If there’s no multiple attackers, I’d probably finish on the ground. If I could finish in any position I wanted, my ideal would be a blood choke from mount. My strongest choke is probably my triangle, so I’d imagine a mounted triangle or something like a mounted gogoplata to finish. If standing, I’d obviously use leg kicks to distract and do damage before going for the ko. Obviously I would strike vulnerable areas because I don’t know if there’s a weapon or not, and when people get poked in the eye their hands go up to their eyes, not down to their pockets to reach for something

Which JJ? BJJ or JJ?
Neither of your disciplines are great for pure takedowns, but BJJ is better.
You have a standard civilian approach of what my class calls 'attack the dummy'. Try thinking of things as a flowchart with different options. If you specified a throw and specified how you mount and where you punch from 9/10, without 5/10. Otherwise assuming you're in a closed stance, you switch stance, then reverse, then attack to the far side so poorly. to attack the liver on a side kick wuld take you attack a southpaw from orthodox. jumping chest stomp isn't a thing that at all. 4/10
If you read the whole post you could see that you can add/change anything. I love retards. 0/10

I'd go for the eyes. fingers as deep into his eye sockets as possible. Then run

Tryhard/10

Time for bed, son

I would probably try to de-escalate. Barring that, I do CCW.

well he weighs 40lbs more than me so probably just run like fuck

So why not specify which attacks to where and when? Just add or change. You can't plan step-by-step, but flowcharts and ideals are great. How do you get them to ground? chokes from mount are very gi oriented. so which choke would you use from choke specifically? you seem unneducated . mounted triangle is ace, that's fair. but mounted gogoplata is stupid, you need a pull point so they need you on your back and space to control and are so unlikely. You still give so little info on your standing attack, leg kick then ko? Which stance, which side, which and why? You actually seem worse. 5/10. I think you like the idea but you don't really train enough.

be productive or don't

Semi related.

My best friend is 25, construction worker and just got a new gf. He's a bit out of shape, but is more than 6ft, stronger than fuck and has decent stamina.

He wants to buy a boxing bag to practice on to better protect his woman, what should he buy to practice and get into shape?

Pants him and fuck him in the ass

Hello OP here. You can only get so good alone, but you can beat the untrained by training alone.
Practice basic jab, straight, left hook, right hook combos while guarding your chin with the opposite han in sequence. Also, try 30/30/30's (30 strikes at normal strength, 30 as fast as possible, 30 at max strength). in a vacuum, I feel like having an in, there, out plan; is the best. So jab in duck to the right side, right hook, escape to the right hand side. Nothing is 100% but I love these axioms. Plus if he's big, learn to have the end of your strikes hit the bag to maximise reach, then when you're close, punch [invisible guy] who's holding the bag for you.

Thanks man, I really want to help him out. The fucker has huge thighs from years of rugby and beat the top judo master in his country in a spar, but he has literally never been in a real fight.
Anything else I could tell him?

Threaten to detonate my suicide vest. Demand he comply with my demands or we all fucking go.
Blow the vest if he gets too close.

8 rounds of 9mm 147gr HSTs

start coughing.

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Draw, fire.

>THATS MY PURSE
>I DON’T KNOW YOU
>Nutsack kick

Honestly your ceiling exists with training with others. Alone, it'll take a great entry and a great exit. Maybe a pawing jab, a huge right to his sternum (This assures a hit that pushes them away, and if they duck, it knocks them out), then exiting instantly. Safety>Winning. Otherwise, if they plan to push you or put pushing hands on you try grabbing their legs out from under them, if you stall, disengage.

BOBBY HILL>ALL 10/10

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Thank you dude. I screenshotted everything and will send it his way.

So I'm taller and larger than him, and wrestled in high school.
if he was unarmed I'd try get him off his feet and use my weight to my advantage.
If he's armed I'd probably either run or go for a YOLO kick.

OP is a self righteous faggot. Previous threads have been a waste of time. Most good suggestions devolve into OP claiming his 10/10 gf just blew him and he's off to watch netflix. 2/10 for making me reply.

The classic kick in the balls and run

Sounds like:
>teleport behind you

Run away. Call my friend franci.
Franci takes care of it.

Everyone on Yas Forums is in their 20s, and above average sized male in above average physical condition and skeletal muscle mass...

Seriously, fuck this entire thread lol. I'd bet $100 over 50% of you would get completely waxed...

Yeah honestly half these replies sound full of shit. Personally I'd just run away. I'm 5'7, I barely weigh 100 pounds, and I don't have a death wish.

same

I'm bigger than that. When I'm approached by dodgy threatening people I back up quick, not stumbling. I'll trade hands if they're in my face too quick, otherwise I guess I'll push/kick them so I can get out my knife.

More than one attacker? I'll just run or strike and run while trying to get out my knife. I'll assume the attacker is good at fighting and likes fighting.

6 foot? . Im 5,7. 180 pounds? Since you did say try to attack, well obviously bets are off and i can fold this guy. Ill let you rate this. I wear steel toe boots at work if im mostly still wearing them which i probably am because i dont change my shoes out, that 6 guy is getting a steel tor boot to the groin, stomping and stepping on his foot , followed by a rush of my tactical pen straight to the eyeball, just one to let him know he fucked up big time. Id retreat after, Call cops and inform them.

Don't need a plan :
183cm 89kg ; Muay Thai & Jun Fan JKD trained ; greased lightning reactions.

5'10 175lb
Make distance while pulling my knife, if the attacker continues i would switch to being offensive and attempt to get inside their reach targeting belly and sides.
If pigs started flying and i didnt have my knife i would focus on dealing pain in the form of targeting joints and soft tissues.

5'9 150lbs twiggy noob.
I'd attempt verbal de-escelation in a panicked fashion first, failing that, flee before I get decked but probably be outrun.
With nowhere to go I'd probably try to kick the outside of his knee before he can get going, or try deflect his first punch with myself on his outside, then try to knock him off balance with a clothesline style motion coming under his first strike, with a leg behind his calves.
Defs don't think I'd come out on top without a bit of luck

This guy died or some shyt.

Run. If not, whelp, I tried to get away. Fight. If that fails, whelp, now I’m about to die - so out comes mister snooty shooty.

I was thinking about the corona apocalypse and the other day and how niggers will take advantage.
Since my country has almost no guns am I better off using a hammer for self defense or a knife?
I am not agile but have wide shoulders and 6.1feet

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Shoot him since I’m not a eurofag

What tf does that original billboard even mean? Also why are the As in rape replaced with chevrons?

since i am white twig half his weight and not especially tall...
maybe he's afraid of the gay. trip him up by trying to get in his pants. either the situation becomes to awkward for him to beat my ass, he beats my ass, or he fucks my ass.

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First off I run. I bet I can out cardio any lanklet easily.
Failing that I just beat the shit out of him. I kick him in the knees/shins as much as possible and try to keep distance. If he comes in too close and I can't get away, I try to get him in the eyes or I guard my face with my right hand while grabbing onto his ears and yanking with my left.
If it comes down to it though I'm probably just gonna run away because I have better things to do.

If I was defending someone else who couldn't escape, I guess I'd just get in as close as possible and try to grab his ears and yank him to the ground. I've only been in a couple fights in my life, mostly when I was in highschool, but I learned fast that most people will move in the direction you are pulling their ears in, but I really just try to keep distance by kicking and constantly stepping back.

6'2 192lb btw. No history of any marital arts. I'm just an average guy. I really doubt I could take somebody with a knife or something though.