Anyone wanna be a bro an PayPal me 5 bucks?

Anyone wanna be a bro an PayPal me 5 bucks?
[email protected]

Haven’t eaten all day except a few crackers a coworker invited me. Don’t get paid til Friday. Promise I’ll pay you back.
>pic related bank account rn

Just wanna get a pizza. That might last 2 days

Please and thank you Yas Forumsros

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Bump for absolute starvation and poornes

Bump

>user dies of starvation
>found lurking Yas Forums

Yikes

Hope bump

Last pathetic try

Badabump

gotchu guy

>starving
>asks Yas Forums of all places for help
Wow poor and stupid

I sent you $50 did you get it?

do you gotchmi as well? please pretty fucking please with a cherry on top?

[email protected]

pleasseee?

Yeah I gotchu as well. Heres $20

serious? man ill check and if it's there you have a bro for life, i'll send it back on the 27th and we can email if you want, I can send you more stuff later if you like

:( I had my hopes up user

Sorry man I would do it but I'm also broke

trhar ya go

Please help this guy
??

i gave him $10 usd

there ye go as well

via paypal what else am i supposed to do?

You haven't eaten all day so you're begging for money on a site with half chomos?

Get the fuck out of here faggot. If you aren't baiting you'll beg like a normal penniless person.

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you sure you have the right email? It says it went through for me

sent money to OP

I sent $10 to [email protected] as well.

I'm [email protected]

I haven't gotten anything from y'll :(

Just sent ya $25 should last you
Your welcome shitfag

Your account might be temporarily ghost banned by paypal. They do that when enough people report your account in a short amount of time. Try making a new paypal?

please see

>[email protected]
sent money here

I only have that one paypal :/
Why would enough people report it?

Just sent it again. You should get it ASAP you dirty nigger

Brother I assure you that you didn't send me anything and you're trolling someone who is in need of help right now :/

so didi you get the $$$$ or do i need to report my CC stolen?

[email protected] im saving up for a new computer anything helps

a bunch of Yas Forumstards probably reported you cause theyre faggots. Im reasonably wealthy and have been a bit philantropic lately cause i know how difficult it has been for some people economically lately.

There you go bro Just sent $400 to help you on your way

Well I'm unbelievably unwealthy, a working man and my payday is on the 27th, can you loan me 20 euroes till then? I don't have any other means of receiving it other than paypal unfortunately and that's my only account :/

so how many people are begging for money here? i'm confused.

OP asked for money, then the other guy asked and the rest are just people baiting the other guy

Sure thing brother! Check your paypal, the money should be there now

I wont give you shit you money hungry whore
If you want money so much than become a stripper or some shit

No you nigger. We report him cus he's scamming. If you're fucking poor you beg on the street. You don't use a PHONE OR COMPUTER to go online begging for money. It's a fucking scam you autistic cuck.

Glad he got banned. I'll be damned if some faggot can pretend to be broke and get thousands of dollars for nothing when I gotta work a 9 to 5 job.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet idiot.

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welp, it's not there and I think you're pulling my leg.

No no I got the money. Thanks brother! You're the man

Sent you $2000 check your account.

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Thats unfortunate, I hope things get better for you man. I sent you a couple bucks. It'll go through later once paypal sees there arent any anomalies in your account and remove the ghost ban

Hey you're totally believable and in return for you being poor I'm giving you $50 to buy your crack. God bless.

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glad to help. i don't have lots of extra, but sometimes i have a little bit

Thank you for your post, but the account isn't ghost banned and you haven't sent any money :D lol.
I love your post though it made me smile because at least you hoped things would get better for me.
Much love.

Well?

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Hey! Thanks be to you so much my friend! You saved me. I just got the money, it's there now. Thank you again

Sad

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Happy to help friend.

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ok seriously all jokes aside, can anyone really help me out? I'm the nolubhay guy..
please?

Tell me where you are and I'll feed you a thick, protein-rich nutrient.

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Currently sucking off Trump. Go get em.

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Hey I just saw your Facebook post. With that being said I put $100 into your PayPal account. Hope it'll help you brother.

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I will pay back with interest. Promise

Nothing indicates if your account has been ghost banned, its a little system they use to give time for paypal employees to check your account manually. Itll resume as normal when a real person checks your transactions. But whether it goes through or not (if the jews at paypal just ate my money), best of luck to you friend

Yo you said you can pay us back, can I get my payment back in logs instead of cash?

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Ok just remember I've given you a total of 10,055 USD. So idk how to calculate the interest but I'm sure you can do it.

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There's no such thing as ghost ban

Idk about the other people but I gave you $500 not even ten minutes ago. Stop being greedy -_-

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I'm this guy.

Anyone willing to help?

It's actually called a shadow ban and it is a thing. Depending on the company, they can shadow ban you. This means you're banned without any notification at all. It's like they slid something in your pocket without looking. Maybe take an IT class sometime eh?

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Why is it always a pizza? Buy food shit head.

okay so wut?

According to this thread you've already gotten over $10k wtf else do you want??

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the problem is multiple beggars. depends upon which beggar we are talking about.

There is, but not many know about it because it's not common for the average paypal user to get reported a large amount of times. Also, there is nothing that tells you if you do get ghost banned. All it does is act like your account has no transactions (they do this to prevent fraudulent ones) then resume it as normal once they figure out that you're innocent (assuming you're innocent). Go ahead and try it for yourself, have someone you know in real life send you an insignificant amount of money and it wont show.

>broke ass begger
>wants free money to waste on overpriced food
You deserve to be broke you filthy double nigger

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I didn't get over $10k you retarded shithead. The American school system has failed you the most