Very soon everyone will be getting 10 of these!

Thanks, Mitt Romney!

You know we could have gotten this monthly if you faggots weren't so afraid of socialism towards the people. Fact is the corporations will get massive bailouts far greater than the american people. Socialism exists in this country but only towards the rich. And all you faggots can't seem to understand that.
>But, i dun wanna pay for everyones healthcare! But I'm ok with giving American Airlines 40 Billion dollars, let me just get my checkbook.

Buy more toilet paper

i'm going to give mine to the first nigger I see

Thank you daddy Trump.

Being honest here. Can't wait to see coronavirus cases going off the roof after being a "hoax". Trump is a fucking loser and need to be responsible for that despite his 1000$ gift which is nothing regardless what is being done in other countries.

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No literally everyone just gets $1000. Do you think they will raise all prices so you’ll be out $1000? Fucking retard.

Pay my taxes lol. Fml.

Romney's trying to get those Jesus points in case he gets corona'd lol

Biden doesnt know where he is. Why not find someone that could actually win?

Or you could just buy a gun and anhero. Then you’ll never have to do taxes again!

Because the elite wanted Biden to go against Trump so that they couldn't lose, they can just sit back and collect their wealth now.

But if everyone gets 1000 dollars it's like no one gets 1000 dollars

The funding was expiring. He didn’t cut it, faggot

get drugs we all gonna die why not go out high as a kite

Not really, I see what you are saying, but people will spend it on different things and some of those people will invest it or save it and some won't. Some will buy TP with it. It will inflate the currency for sure, but its not enough to make it worth nothing.

Being that its not consistent income, the poors will spend it poorly, much like poors do with all money, while others use it appropriately. It will matter, because they can't gouge a market on the assumption that X finite cash for Y amount of people will last z duration

That was Andrew Yang's idea - buy votes!

>if everyone gets a Lamborghini not one gets a Lamborghini
Being this fucking retarded. Jesus Christ, the 56% meme is real.

Buy cheap stocks and profit.

Yeah, all it would accomplish is that Lambo's would become worth much much less. They would still be lambo's

>socialism is evil unless I'm down in the polls. Then it's vital.

Lul Republicans believe in literally nothing.

buy a tv

should be right around the time when people run out of toilet papers...I don't mind wiping my shit on that face!

Or unless it's in the form of massive subsidies for corporations, the likes of which mostly benefit the wealthy.

If everyone gets a Lamborghini then the people who spent $1,000,000 on a Lamborghini would be pissed though because theirs will be worth the same as a Toyota now.

I dont think you understand. If everyone gets 1000 dollars, no one gets 1000 dollars.

ur mom

I know for a fact you don't understand. Have a good one.

How long until a full-on rebellion? All these politicians are full of shit. Meanwhile good, honest, ideological people are stuck driving for Uber then getting their cars trashed by rice white brats and then fired. I’m a tad irritated. Let’s get some shit going, retards.

Apparently it is! LOL

Economics graduate here. You're retarded. Go look at kuwait and alaska, you either a troll or a echo chamber faggot.

Contrary to what this fucking retard says, money will continue to be money.

Oh I will. but before I go you should know if everyone gets 1000 dollars then no one gets 1000 dollars.

bu.. but milk would become 1004 dollars!!!1111 cuz, uhhh, that's what fawx news told me reeeeeee

1k is nothing you poor retard

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unemployed so probably not getting shit

You do realize that the average American wage was last checked at around $31000 yearly, and at that time, $31000 still bought stuff, right? It didn't cease to make money worthless when Bush did it, it didn't happen when Australia did it in 2009, and it won't happen this time. Being that people will spend their money on different fucking things, the idea of it being equivalent is just fucking stupid. It's this kind of economic illiteracy that gets assclowns like Trump elected.

It's important to be clear. 1000 dollars distributed to everyone is the equivalent of 0 dollars distributed to everyone.

>everyone
You mean globally or the US? I can't tell if you're retarded or retarded

I’m gonna wipe my ass with it

Buying some extra 9mm& 5.56 rounds, couple extra boxes of 12 gauge buckshot & slugs. An extra months worth of canned meats & canned fruit / veggies, buy an extra case of monster energy drinks & 2 extra cases of water. Put the rest away in case I need it for something.

Doesnt matter. If everyone gets $1000, no one gets $1000.

Hurr durr

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user, the fact that you haven't figured out that you're being trolled yet tells me you're probably the dumber of the 2

>Doesnt matter. If everyone gets $1000, no one gets $1000.
So if your dad gave you and your brothers and "everyone" in your family $1000 you'd all get nothing. Makes so much sense.

This has been done before, While stupid, it is still real money. It is going to cause a lot more harm than it does good. But Trump doesn't care about that, he just wants to buy votes, which is quite clearly what this is.

trolls trolling trolls, is this 2004 Yas Forums?

No user, he's serious, I've heard this argument before from right-wing conservacucks who don't understand nor comprehend economics.

It's too easy

Yep, it's so easy that only a simpleton would be entertained by it.

plane ticket to DC than buy gun
Buy gun buy gun gun gun gun gun

They should give it to us in ones so we have more of it to burn for warmth when the second depression starts

Bottom line is if you give everyone 1000 dollars then no one gets 1000 dollars.

Ay, it's very entertaining when you have to wfh. Fucking have cabin fever faggot. I can counter troll anyone I want.

Why do you feel President Trump doesn't pay taxes?

No you cant

I never said you couldn't. Just that people who find that kind of thing entertaining don't have very much going on upstairs.

i'm going to buy a goddamn gun if i get any extra money.

this entire clusterfuck of an outbreak has taught me just how poorly prepared the planet is for a disease.

Imagine if the next disease killed people that mattered instead of just fucking boomers?

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Lol you are a moron
Use the $1000 on tranny hookers
Die of aids

Buy gun

Shoot some dice with Tron

You implied it.