What's the best way to completely fuck up someone's car discreetely...

What's the best way to completely fuck up someone's car discreetely? There is a known pedophile in my neighborhood and I want to make sure his 2009 ford focus never runs again. Would pouring bleach into the gas tank work? I was also thinking of a mixture of bleach, dish soap and some sand to be extra sure it never runs again.

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leave the poor guy alone

>known pedophile
Elaborate.
Do you have proof? Is he registered as one? If he's been to jail and paid his debt to society, why do something like this?
Surely there are better things to do to make you fell better about yourself other than messing with someone that's done nothing to you.

>feel*

I agree that he should have proof. But if he is guilty, he should have never been released in the first place. He could never pay a debt for that shit. Hopefully he falls down some stairs and dies.

Shove a few potatoes up the exhaust and a banana just for good measure.

Dick in tailpipe post proof

Well, but he was, and this is not OP's business.

Be a man and murder him. Or at least cut his brakes.

It's everyone's business if there's a pedophile living in the neighborhood.

fuck wiht the AC coolant, puncture his tires, Sand and beach work wonders, my favorite is to get a prescription bottle, fill it with drain-o slide the filled bottle into the gas tank and get the hell out of there. IN time the game will eat through the bottle then BOOM

Remove the oil filter or drain plug so the engine burns up. The only thing is to be discreet about it because a puddle of oil coming from under a car isn't exactly subtle. If you really wanted to cause harm loosen the brake bleeder valves. If you don't care for it to be an overnight destruction just put 2 quarts or so of water in the oil and it'll fuck up his engine a touch more discreetly.

The best way? The absolutely best way? Earn a lot of money. Finance your own space craft, big enough to send a car into space. Steal the car, send it into the sun. In a way, aiming it at Sagittarius A would be better, but because we don't know if near future technology will enable someone to retrieve the car, sending it into the sun has a higher chance of permanently fucking up the car.

That's the best way. The absolutely best way, with the level of technology humanity currently has access to. Several people can afford it too.

If he goes about his own business and doesn't even come close to bothering anyone, no.
Sex offenders are required to register and let people know about it, and if he has then he's done his part.

Too bad there's no part he can do to fix irrevocable damage he did while violating the child. He deserves death.

Too bad that's not for you to decide.

People can redeem themselves you know?

Adding water to the gas tank is actually pretty harmful. Old gas I think will sour even new gas or cause knock to some degree with saturation. I don't recommend actually damaging someones property though. it is illegal and probably leave you with a record. Which means you can't buy guns publicly, can't join the military, can't apply for many government jobs, will hinder your chances of getting an interview, it's not worth it OP

Because it's a fact. Are you a pedo? You sound like one.

Not these kind of people.

Yes, I have proof, no need to worry about that. This guy has quite a lot of money and managed to hire some very skilled lawyers to get him off.

He's driving a ford I think that's already bad enough.

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Needle in the radiator, small nail in the trier that falls out while on the road, etc.

This is a solved problem.

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Sounds like someone is still butthurt about getting the big diddle.

OP here again. Would a mixture of bleach and sugar be enough? His car is also in a well lit neighborhood so I need to be able to pour this shit in his gas tank and get the fuck out. I won't have enough time to remove the oil filter and i also want it to not be super obvious on the outside that I fucked with his car

make about a gallons worth of sugar water 1/2 parts of sugar per water. then poor it into the gas tank.

brick through the window and scratch your name into the side so he knows who’s coming

>quite a lot of money
>2009 Ford Focus
You can bullshit better than this user

Some people invest their money into a really nice house and don't care about their car.

You should rub your virgins all over his car so your snail trail will eat the paint

*vagina

who the fuck said anything about how much
money

Imma go out on a limb here, but if OP is gonna pull this nigger shit, I down he lives in an area with nice houses

> This guy has quite a lot of money and managed to hire some very skilled lawyers to get him off.
OP did, brainlet

So you're going to help him get a new car? That's so sweet of you.

Glue his wind-chill wipers
When it rains, it already too late and maybe he die in a car accidents.

Not bleach. Just sugar.
Sugar fucks up the motor badly and irreversibly.

You know you can be a sex offender if you're pissing on the side of the road and someone sees you.

Its a windshield you fuckhead.

This is bullshit. At worst it clogs a filter

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Nah

Which is why I said I think OP should have proof at the beginning of the thread.

You have never done this, and im skeptical that you know enough about vehicles to even warrant lurking.

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I agree.

If he has a lot of money, why the hell is he driving a Ford Focus?

American here... I'm pretty sure its Wind Chill Wipeys

>Some people invest their money into a really nice house and don't care about their car.
if he doesn't care about his car, then he also won't care if you fuck it up, dumbass

The Saleen is getting the tranny fixed.

You mean it's a binary, non functional transmission

Sugar water.

But honestly fucking his car does nothing, some thousand in damages is no big deal in the scheme of things.

Go big or go home, kill the guy or else don't bother if you're so offended. Otherwise you're saying pedophilia is worth only a new car engine, which is hardly vindictive.

TT is filled with so much underage b&.

Maybe a throw-away ride, like drug dealers use cell phones and he uses it to transport CP to the deep web

Smells pretty britbong in here... with a dash of troll oil.
Who's got the pic of the car with british part names?

OP here, i've pretty much figured out how to destroy his car. My next issue is doing this discreetly. His car is parked in a well lit suburban neighborhood and I know there will be cameras. That isn't an issue, I can just throw on a hoodie and all will be well.

My issue is that I can't use my personal vehicle to do this. Him, as well as his neighbors know me and they are familar with what my car looks like. I want to rent a cheap car for the day from somewhere like turo, but the issue is that if anyone does happen to spot my rental car, the cops can look at my turo account and bam, my car matches the make and model of the car seen at the scene of the crime. What is the best way for me to get an anonymous set of wheels for about an hour that won't be traced back to me?

Why so serious ? I typed all wrong because China phone China rom and stupid automatically correct.
2 lazy to fixed it.
Andd...
I don't believe OP since he said someone still drive Ford focus modwl 2009 because it all broken.

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Sugar in the gas tank

As an owner of 3 of those.... trust me they are already fucked cars.

Or you could just not be a dick?

Lmao this motherfucker deserves way more than just his car destroyed

>I want to make sure his 2009 ford focus never runs again

might as well steal his car and drive it off a bridge or scrap it at a junkyard