I'm a time traveller from exactly one year in the future. Ask me anything

I'm a time traveller from exactly one year in the future. Ask me anything.

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Imagine traveling through time, only to post on a cambodian boating forum.

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Do we survive corona chan?

does trump win in 2020

Did I die? I'm infected.

how many people are still alive?

Yea, it was torture though. Don't expect things to get much better until June/July.

He did. I can answer any more election questions that you have. So much of it has been wack.

Probably not, if you're young. The percentage of covid deaths under 30 were pretty small iirc.

A lot. Lots of older people are dead obviously, but the world population hasn't really shrunk, I don't think.

What parts of the world are the most fucked by the virus?

Did the Final Fantasy 7 remake end up being good?

Fuck, I'm 95. RIP.

Do we run out of coffee? People where worried we might run out of coffee beans at some point due to whatever the fuck.
I need that shit to draw porn for you fuckers.

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Is maduro still in venezuela and does chile fucking collapse?

Australia and a lot of other southern-hemisphere countries got pretty fucked by the virus.

China's struggled a bit with trade, though. Lots of people have started boycotting products from there, and that hurt them economically.

I have money in a pool to guess how many people who are Jewed into believing they are trannies off themselves. I'm currently guessing, "all", should I double down?

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How does bitcoin end up doing? Will I be a millionaire OP?

I haven't played it yet, I'm still playing the original version on PS Now before I buy the remake. Reviews were really good though.

Do any major companies declare bankruptcy?

Nah, coffee's fine. I never knew there was speculation about it disappearing.

I'm gonna be honest, I don't pay much attention to latin american politics so I wouldn't be able to answer that. Chile still exists though.

Do they every expose who was on Epstein’s flightlog?
Which celebrity stuck
Out the most?

Thanks man, now that i know the coffee is safe i can have a nice cozy rest.

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Somehow did you travel
To the past?

will the coronavirus kill all the chink population?

please say yes

Am I gay?

Did you not read the OP?

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how many are dead due do el corona

This is me. My English not great.

HOW did you travel to past?

It's a bubble.

Sears is gone. Stores are closed, and Target owns rights to the name. Pretty sure it still exists for online shopping though.

No clue, sorry.

What

Covid has already done most of its damage in China as of today. There was a spike of infections in fall, but it dwindled off quickly.

See my answer to

Do I have a girlfriend a year from now?

I know its only a week away from now and is kind of a waste of a question, but how amazing does half life alyx end up being?

When you last looked how much was bitcoin at?

Not really into half-life, but iirc it ended up being kind of mixed. Story, graphics etc. were pretty good, but it didn't live up to the wait.

$3000 I think? Not sure, it's been a couple months. Most people have mostly forgotten about bitcoin, but its value has stayed relatively stable.

Y R U GAY?

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Is Star Citizen scheduled for less than 2 years from now/then?

Anything new major event happening in the future? Corona cure found?

Do women still have rights?

Has the age of consent been lowered to 8 yet

Does the government mandated drinks of the future provide electrolytes?

how does Canada manage in this coronavirus outbreak, lots of deaths or contained it virus? also is there a cure

Never heard of it, sorry.

Not sure what you mean by cure. The vaccine came out in January, though.

The what?

The shit plants crave. Are you retarded?

So what you time travelled after getting your pass in 2019? What were you in a coma? Are you retard?

I bought my pass in 2019, yea. Still have it a year from today after renewing it. Not sure what's confusing you.

how do you treat coronavirus.

Same way you treat any other fever. Remember to socially distance yourself, user!

>Until June/July

Thanks Nostra-dumbass. That's exactly what they've been telling us for the past week. Also with everyone paranoid the cleanliness will go up and since people are self-quarantining the rate of infection should drop dramatically. It will prolly still be floating around til then but not at the levels we've had for the past couple weeks.

>Travels through time to shitpost in the recent past

>Is a glownigger trying to flush out actual time travelers

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Whats silvers spot?

...

Don’t listen to this imposter.

I am real time traveller.
Trump wins popular vote but dies from from COVID-19 complications before recounts in Florida and Texas are completed.
Pence resigns before recounts are completed when a sex tape of him and an underage Indonesian boy is released.
Senate majority leader becomes president.
Mitch McConnell.

I dunno why I keep getting questions like this. I pay barely any attention to the market. Being from the future doesn't make me omniscient.

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fuck that’s horrible

Yfw when President Mitch ascends in December and you remember this post

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"It's America, I'm just taking the opportunity?"

What is your location, I will take you in alive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timecop

youtube.com/watch?v=QsckN7JLdC0

is billie ellish still popular?

We know how time works, and we can't allow you to disrupt it

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That's an interesting fanfic, but none of that is true.

Trump only gained the electoral vote, very similar to 2016. He was tested several times for covid, but it never came back positive. He's still alive and in the oval office. I still blame the DNC for continuing to fuck Bernie out of the election, though.

She has become a political force and will be running for Congress next election.
She prefers to be called Whilimena now.

It’s ok citizen.
We are on it.

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We are directing humility to it's Omega state, why travel though time and try to change that?

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Imagine inventing time travel just to send the dumbest mother fucker you can find a year into the past.

Has any pedophilia amongst the elite been noticed yet or is it still quiet?

Yea, she's still around.

That's the beauty of it, though. I can reveal anything I want about the future here, but it won't cause a paradox because 99% of you are gonna assume this is just a fun larp, and disregard everything I say, as long as I don't provide any direct undeniable proof that I'm from the future. Even after reading this post, most people will assume that I'm larping. And that's the beauty of it.

Did 4channel make another 2.7 million dollars?

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Aren't you afraid of time cops? I can only assume by the way you talk you should not be here, and that men are hunting you.

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