I'm so fucking sick of this bitch at work. All she does is browse facebook and linkedin, chew her gum as loudly as humanly possible, and coffee clatch with the other harpies in their departments. As far as I can tell she provides no actual value to the workplace, she's constantly in late, leaves early for "appointments" and takes long lunches. She's hourly but she punches in on her phone when she's not at work.
I want her to get fired so bad, I'm sick of picking up her slack and being expected to cover for her incompetence just to get shit done around here.