Seattle issues a moratorium on evictions

>seattle issues a moratorium on evictions
>US government postpones tax collection day
>Trump issues $1000 a month NEETbux during COVID-19 pandemic

The pig roach keeps winning.

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DSP always wins baby.

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I can't believe Phil caused the outbreak to get away without paying

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>Trump issues $1000 a month NEETbux
sauce? where's mine?

>Trump issues $1000 a month NEETbux during COVID-19 pandemic

i need hard proof on this bullshit

dumbfucks

i need hard proof so my coming rage is justified cause this is the stupidest move by this corrupt orange moron yet

>NEETbux

No, you need to have filed a tax return in the past year to qualify, AND it needs to be with a major bank branch (No credit unions). so it's not for NEETs.

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>AND it needs to be with a major bank branch
this part seems like a load of horseshit

what if DSP is actually the mastermind behind COVID-19?
It sounds crazy, but this whole shit only started after they started hounding him for those outstanding debts/payments

god dammit

Wait, threads get moved now?

You'll be getting a one time payment of 1000$ in the next few weeks.

this isnt want i asked i want a news article or some other proof not heresay from Yas Forums

Go watch the fucking White House briefing from today where it's stated clearly that within the next two weeks Americans will receiver at least 1000$ maybe more

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Why havent you taken the Phil pill yet?

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if true you know im going to throw a massive fit right? i have worked hard in my life to stay off government assistance and this will fucking DESTROY that

That's great; I'll gladly take my 1000+ government bucks and spend it with a big smile

sayd nothing at all about 1000 dollars just says they are looking to get money to the american worker within the next two weeks thats it also says it has not cleared the senate

How will it destroy what the fuck you did in the past? You don't have to take the check dimwit.

A reporter asks about the 1000$ number being floated around and Mnuchin responds that yes, he's heard that number. Then he throws in at the end that it may be more than that.

if i get sent a check for 1000 dollars im cashing it

hmm must have missed where the guy said 1000 i know my work is paying us out 200 a piece in extra money for the same purposes and so far have not spoken about cutting hours back though i think its possible given most of our business is in medical and restaurant

Classic trump. Never committed its always "people say" or he's "heard" that. Did he say anything about "two weeks" kek

Socialist scum!

im not retarded if they want to give me money they can go ahead ill just bitch about it as they do it

Donate yours to a hospital or to someone you know. Or don't take it.

only america? aww fuck.. i wish i lived there.

Hate to tell ya, user, but Phil's a millennial.

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It's either a check by mail or direct deposit.

That part is a load of horseshit.

so my guess is the method will be based upon how you had your refund delivered then

1000? When did this happen?

Yeah.

Did you take the 500$ from bush? Stfu idiot you sound like a little bitch.

Holy shit my genuine ack ack ack

Today.

Hasn't happened yet

bullshit
he hasnt released his plan with any real details
they are only "looking into" how they could give people they haven't officially proposed anything

I believe the dubs

democratic response to 2008 was to bail out the banks....

republican response to 2020 bail out the people...

what is this timeline

not really happened
trump administration said they were eying ways of giving americans money
but no bill was proposed, no amount was agreed upon, no mentions of who would get the money, or how they would get it.
also it would have to pass through congress.

It's def gonna happen.

>no credit union

seriously, you faggots pull this information out of your ass

id believe it once it passes the senate and the house
at this point its no where close to happening and just an vague idea by the administration

$700 billion for banks? We'll get it done in a weekend.

Checks for everybody else? Hey, now partner, pump the dang brakes!!!

Steve Mnuchin stated emphatically that the President wants money in the hands of Americans as soon as possible and said they're looking at as quickly as two weeks. I'm not sure why he'd say this on national television and not believe it is possible.

from what they said in the conference it only needs to pass the senate and they are doing their best to make it do so fast

because the federal reserve has the power to give banks money through quantitative easing.
for the rest of the government to set up a program to spend money, it needs to be passed as law.

also the answers for how they send the money and to who hasn't been addressed, the fed giving financial institutions money is easy because its done literally every day.

just because the president wants something doesnt mean it'll happen

he doesnt have unlimited power when it comes to government spending. that needs to go through congress.

>because the federal reserve has the power to give banks money through quantitative easing.
>for the rest of the government to set up a program to spend money, it needs to be passed as law.
>also the answers for how they send the money and to who hasn't been addressed, the fed giving financial institutions money is easy because its done literally every day.

well official unemployment is about to hit post 20%. If only there was a program there you could use

fom the way the guy spoke it had already been through congress and was heading to the senate pretty fast

nothing has gone through congress
there literally isnt a bill yet they just announced they were thinking of making one

and where does it say this? guy was literally talking about a time frame of two weeks

It's gonna happen! Enjoy your free money, annon!

The Republicans dumped $1.5 into Wall Street before they started flirting with the idea of sending money to Americans

you want me to show you a bill that doesnt exist?
first sentence of a related article:
President Trump announced he and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin are working on a "big" and "bold" legislative package to address the coronavirus crisis.

they haven't made the "package" yet, its all in the very beginning stages.

All Americans, working and non working (aside from the rich), will have 1000$ check first week of April. Congrats Yas Forumsros

Fuck yes.

Fake news

Jealous foreigner lol.

im American, please show where they say anything about it happening the first week of April.

it's not socialism when Trump does it. it's something else.

use tax money to give give money from the rich to the poor and middle class.

how is this not redistribution of wealth?

How will the illegals survive?