Any old people here? 50+

Kill yourself user

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edgy for the sake of edgy is kinda pathetic my dude

Oh damn, that's rough. My dad died at ~60 of, among other things, pancreatitis.
I really don't think of myself as old, and certainly don't tend to think like an old person (in my opinion).

Shut up, boomer.

And you got trips...

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>50+ anons here?
>dad died at 62

He had you when he was 12?

He's not "gone". He is watching you.

Now is the time to decide why you are here.

Watch for him. He may come to say something.

Sorry for your loss

asking if theres anyone over 50 here my guy, im 23

i believe it my dude, im a catholic to the extreme, im not particularly in mourning, just regret missing the chance to absorb his wisdom, ya feel?

Retard.

F

Thinkin' 'bout them beans!

yeah yeah yall fags can be disrespectful of this site and i have no problem with it.
sorry for your loss man
hope life gets better

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I am 50+, what do you need to know?

I'm thinking about the economy and the stock market. Not worried, too much, just thinking about it.

Of something were to happen but to me, I'd feel more bad for my daughters. I try to be close to them, but I feel they would use my death to do drugs or whatever. They aren't bad and I try, they just seem too busy with bullshit friend drama shit or the internet. Kind of want to live long enough for them to get past it all, wish I had kids when I was younger. At least I won't have to pay my whore of an ex-wife alimony any more, one of the few benefits.

61 here user.
Sorry for your loss.

I'm thinking bout thos beans

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I'm oved 50, don't feel old though. Sorry about your dad, that's rough. I come on here to jack off to millennial & zoomer pussy.

Don't succumb to your vices.
Don't get hurt when people don't behave as you would like them to.
Usually, what goes around comes around. You will see it in you life acquaintances in 30 years.
Follow a path, so that you can earn.
Have a style.
Take care of your teeth and feet.
Have a 401K if you can.
Nobody but you gives a shit about your car. Keep it clean and running well. Don't need to buy a new one every few years.
Tons more.

honest response. Over 50 here. First, sorry for your loss, Second, Ill put it this way, I liked Pantera when I was 20,,,,,I still like Pantera. I always wondered what it would be like when I got older. Now that I am, its the same but with bills and responsibility and shit.

I'm 60. Been retired for 5 years now and spend most of my time surfing the webs. Started watching porn in smelly old theaters back in 1975. All my family is dead and it's nice not being bothered by them.

Ha, I'm 54 and went to one of those theaters. There were dudes jacking off in their seats, it was fucked up. Thank jesus for VHS porn.

WHOOPS LMFAO LOL

These are great, I didn't realise people over 30 were on here. I have great respect for you men.

believing everything you read on the net
i'm eh, trump by the way MEGA

There's a lot more of us 50+ people here than most seem to realize.

Well nigger, I'm one of those peeps actually not lying.

Real deal here, young man. I remember having to sneak around just to buy and bring home a Hustler or Penthouse magazine. You guys have it so easy now with porn access.

Having no family is not that bad. Oldest brother died in Vietnam in 1971 and had an older sister die of cancer. My poor old dad lived long enough to bury two of his children. Sad. Enjoy your younger years as life will fly by.

54 here. I'm more worried about the stock market than the virus. I'm gonna die one day anyway but there's no excuse for dying poor.

Hustler had the most awesome and racist cartoons. Chester the molester was my fav along with any of the KKK ones.

ah the memories

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For sure they did. I had a subscription to them for many years (late 70's early 80's). National Lampoon was a good rag too for funny cartoons and satire.

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my dad's 71 with no fucks to give about the current situation, just pissed that the casinos he frequents are about to close this week
i'm constantly worried about him, focusing on school/work to stay occupied
things are better than i like to admit, we have plenty of everything, other family we've gotten in touch with are okay
hope you fuckers are alright

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He loved you, OP. All Dads love thier kids. Don't beat yourself up over your relationship you had at the end.

Did you at least try to get closer to him before he died?

58 y/o, hitting the bong, lookin for something to jerk to

I've been sailing around the world for the last 4 years, didn't know he was sick until I got back to Australia, we did manage to sort everything out before he passed, we just weren't the kind of people we each wanted to spend time with, it's sad but it's understandable

57 here user...thinking about some vidya games

50 is young af

Tell the millenials and zoomers here who you're gonna leave your money to when you die.

trips of truth

Good deal. Think about the good memories you had with him. Dwelling on shit you cant change or get resolutions to is a waste of time.

Sorry for your loss bro :(

Checkd

sorry op, the good news is you'll see him soon

Hey Gramps, hows owen?

56 here, smiling quietly to myself when kids talk about corona being the "boomer remover".

keep laughing, you little shits. you won't be laughing quite so hard when all those skilled workers in the service industry die and suddenly your mom can't buy chicken tendies at the supermarket.

i'm imagining a zoomer googling a picture of a chicken and trying to work out how they make tendies out of it. "do they cut the feet off? where do the feet go?"

nah I'm 30 but if Yas Forums is still around in 20 years I'll probably jerk off here for nostalgia

>leave your money
Nope. It's in my last will and testament to cash it all out in singles and use the bills for my celebratory funeral pyre!

69 yr old winterfag here

I was around to see Elvis when he was cool,

AMA

46
i;m thinking about thos beans

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jeebus christ. i thought all boomers were computer illiterate.

51 here. Don't ask me anything, just busy looking at porn.

I have some defacements in zone-h (early 2000s) under Oragami and 0ragami and UBERLAMERS

>69 feels like 20 in the mind