In this thread we thank Jews for inventing bagels and say something else nice about them

in this thread we thank Jews for inventing bagels and say something else nice about them.

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national-justice.com/opinion-and-analysis/op-ed-jewish-brilliance-synthetic-zirconia-n2073
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_actors
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Shitty religion, nice baked goods.

Menorahs are cool as shit

Jews are very intelligent and some of the women are very attractive

seinfeld

Jews are very kind and just want to leave the world and their communoties better than they found it. This is reflected in their interest in psychology and the humanities and education.

Before zionism (an initially necessary movement that turned into ethnonationalism) corrupted your collective spirituality with ideas of superiority you guys were doing amazingly.

This and larry david. Also they make good teachers. In highschool, 90% of my chill teachers were jewish

Jews are so insecure that they create threads where they circlejerk made-up good things about themselves. That would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Your end is very near, otherwise you wouldn't resort to this.

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How do you manage to get this insecure as to post such meek, unfunny, ridiculous bullshit?
I will never cease to get amazed by jews...

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I guess. You're hard workers, you know how to make money. I'm from germany but we have this saying for respectable ladies and gentlemen like you: Arbeit macht frei. It basically means hard work pays off :)

The only good thing I can say about jews is that at least they aren't gypsies.

>Takes advice from a failed art major
kek. You are definitely going places in life.

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at least you know how to make good bagels.. thats a pro

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thanks for bringing slaves to america so we could dominate in sports and have blacked.com

Non jew here. Kys if you think holocaust was fake pls. For sure it's been used in terrible ways politically. But not fake. It's been documented. That's as absurd as claiming World War 2 was fake

I like there hair loopies

You are not "keking", you are getting exposed and humiliated to the public, like the zoo animal you are.
Hey guys! :) I'm not a jew and I love jews too, they are such a nice people, jewish grils are so sexy xD :P Israel rocks too x)))

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the claim isn't that jews didn't die, it's that they were gassed and killed in ovens in the millions - there simply weren't enough, and millions of others died in this war and due to jews owning the media, all you really ever hear about is their misfortune

Oh, I am kekking alright. keep it coming

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wow! u guys invented bagels and are so cool, I can't belive sum piece of shit racists hate on u for no reason!! fuck dose nazi scums!!!

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Well I guess you'll never believe me but I ain't no jew. Its objectively true that they have contributed significantly to field of psychology idiot. So give credit where it is due. Doesn't mean now that they are angels who can do no wrong.

I dated a jewish chick in highschool and I'm definitely a Chad, so count me as well as a supporter of jews ;)

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why ofc I like jews, only arab terrorists and retarded neckbeards don't lmfao!!!

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Holohoaxers claim that 95% of the Zyklon-B at Auschwitz was for delousing and the other 5% was for gassing. Does that sound reasonable at all to you? Why wouldn't the Nazis just use the other 5% for delousing as well to make sure they do a good enough job killing lice?

The three Reinhard camps killed, buried, dug up and burned as many Jews as Auschwitz did, yet none of those three camps had crematoria, only open bbq fires where Jews claim their women "burned like wood" and were used as fuel for kindling fires. Does that sound reasonable at all to you?

Thanks jews, I love bagels and you are the best, screw the haters.

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Why ofc I am a nazi, only healthy people who had good parents aren't lmfao!!!!

>field of psychology
>an important science that has advanced human welfare and quality of life
pick one

Trying to indoctrinate kids from Yas Forums are we? Someone must have given you bad directions, you wanted to go to Yas Forums

why are u a nazi? what did jews do wrong to u??
explain urself racist fuck

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That's some authoritarian personality shit straight from the kike's mouth.

ok reddit

Jews are pretty cool and respectable, Israelites are not.

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

I somewhat love jews, because 99% of jews I met were cool as fuck, but there were also 1% that were so so ;)

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I guess that they're quite flammable.

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Hitler was a pretty cool guy
Jews killed 27 times more people, adjusted for world population, than Hitler
Jews are 27 times cooler than Hitler

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as a jew i can tell you we never let ourselves get pushed back into defense by some inferior gentiles. we dictate you the truth!

>jews were israelites
fuck off schlomo

Well, if we're going to go down that route.
>theory of relativity (Einstein)
>quantum mechanics (Feynman)

Not to mention that the biggest Western religion is a terrible plagiarisation of the Talmud.

Oh, and first neural network machine learning (Marvin Minsky)

Again, I'm not saying they are faultless angels. But we goyim should give credit where it is due

>we never let ourselves get pushed back into defense
We just create extremely ridiculous and insecure threads like this one, because some guys are posting pictures about us here and there.

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>Not to mention that the biggest Western religion is a terrible plagiarisation of the Talmud.
which was a terrible plagiarism of the epic of Gilgamesh

See: and try harder.
>the biggest Western religion
The biggest of our parasitic shit eating scams, because we are unable to fight wars by ourselves, we are too scared and too physically fragile

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>theory of relativity
That was not Einstein's theory originally. Read about it here: national-justice.com/opinion-and-analysis/op-ed-jewish-brilliance-synthetic-zirconia-n2073

>the biggest Western religion is a terrible plagiarisation of the Talmud.
Christianity claims that Jesus is boiling in shit for all eternity? I don't think so Hershel.

Why hate anyone? We are all just apes living on the same rock. Seems unhealthy...

>We are all just apes
AYO HOL UP MUFUGGAH

LOL wut? That article is just some dudes opinion.

Also Jews don't believe in suffering for eternity. True they don't worship Christ because worshipping any human as God is idol worship and they see jesus as just another rabbi, who got in a bit over his head. This is our silly goyim addition.

I mean similar ethics and value systems, not verbatim, like 10 commandments.

Ask your people, me I don't hate anyone, I just post some pictures and destroy some bitter little shits who come at me.

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Kek.

Same unfunny jew.

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In that case, I am going to point out how your ideas have either been debunked, are outdated, or generally don't have any relevance. Do you have the maturity to handle that little hanz?

Nice arguments based by facts and supported by proofs, you got there. Definitely as legit as the pics posted!

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why all the hatred?
can't we just talk about bagels?
everyone name your favorite bagel.

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Salmon, cream cheese and chives and owning all the media

>Einstein did not discover relativity, but merely reconstituted discoveries by Joseph Larmor (released in 1897 and work by Henri Poincare (published in 1898), both who abided by classical scientific norms. Whatever the merits or demerits of E=mc2, it was the Italian Galileo Galilei who first theorized about relativity in 1632. When confronted with these facts or dissenting opinions throughout his career, Einstein's go-to tactic was to take to the newspapers that loved him and accuse his detractors of "anti-Semitism."
Right there, not an opinion.

>they don't worship Christ because worshipping any human as God is idol worship
That's why you are a Jew. You are the anti-Christ. The Synagogue of Satan.

This is what makes 'gentiles' worry, why would you go spouting some idiotic shit like that.

Hashem SHamash

>this kills the kike

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True the BABYLONIA TALMUD is the 'Bible' of the Jews, in a way, which makes any bible worshipper a Jew, are you Christian?

If so you're just a Jew with less knowledge

Fuck off antisemite cunt, pic related is me and you only wish you were just 1% as sexy as this chosen boi
chekm8 fascist scum

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LMAO!!! Rekt!

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It's a clearl thing I guess.

>fuckIng jews

do noy claim the Jewish race you freak

And where exactly are the sources. Have peer scientists parsed through these supposed predecessors works and determined that the theories were indeed stolen without attribution? No? Then it remains an opinion.

The second point is pure babble. But it seems far more ridiculous to give a prayer to some dead jewish anti poverty activist (Jesus) than to a benevolent universal force. Be it the universe, dark energy, god, whatever.

Do not impersonate White people you mongoloid.

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Many good jew actors.
Hava nagila is quite catchy.

actually barely any good jew actors, most of them are in producing and directing

I'm a jew, how do you know so much?

I thought it meant “Work is liberating”

>>The right can't meme

This.
Jews are so progressive and they make the best actors (see the Holocaust).

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Yes, goyim should be thankful because without jews they would have almost no movies to watch. I'm not even jew btw.

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i hate bagels but i would like to thank the jews for having such giant noses so they can breathe in all the corona and protect the normal people

>Have peer scientists parsed through these supposed predecessors works and determined that the theories were indeed stolen without attribution?
If I did that you'd question the validity of their scientific credentials, because you just don't want to accept the alternative. Typical talmudic behavior.

>a benevolent universal force.
This is the word of Christ, and you killed him because he de-chosenified the Pharisees. He said it were the children of the promise that are saved, and not the children of Abraham. The promise is your salvation through faith in Christ. He foretold that Jerusalem and the second temple would be destroyed in a generation, and it was such, because you people have betrayed God's will. And it pisses you off to this day.

The right is as jewish as the left. Try again stupid kike.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_actors

Polish Jews you mean, also they don't digest well with me, so fuck bagels and fuck Jews

you'll die from corona,

as it is a nano modified to find anyone who hates the Jews,or Israel - so rip my good man.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_actors

still they have fewer quality actors - think of the best actors of all time - not sure a single one is jewish that i can think of - probably because they're more interested in the money aspect and controlling society and far less into the art aspect

oh there will be plenty left for you my small nosed non breathing friend

100% confirmed to be true. Can't believe they would do this to us white people. SO NOT EBIC

Don't fall for it anyone, it's a nazi impersonating a jew so that nazis think that jews are ridiculous and jews feel cool that nazis are ashamed of the ridicule of jews in order so that jews brainwash nazis into manipulating them to prevent being impersonated so that nazis cannot spread antisemitism anymore and in the end nazis try to ridicule jews this way because we are victims and nazis are liers and jews are cool