What's the worst injury you've ever had?

Damn near severed an artery twice.
Once kicking in a glass window wearing only sandals, cut my foot up badly.

Once playing with a box cutter as a 10 year old. Went right through my toy and into my hand.

Josh?

Haha stupid retard

I hurtz muh dik' once.

I twisted myself up over-committing to a skateboard trick that i should have let go. Fucked my back up and couldnt walk or move around much for a couple months. It was really scary to face the idea i could become disabled so young.
I still skate, but now i strength train to protect myself

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Broke my nose once and gotten stitches for some lacerations but nothing too fucked. Nose never healed completely straight but people tell me I'm more self-conscious about it than I should be/That is isn't that noticeable.

How long ago was that? Did you ever regain enough motion/strength to get back athletic?
Mine tore and I ended up with a clot.

I once bit the inside of my cheek

I once accidentally out a tree

Fell 17 ft & landed on my head. Broke my neck. Screwed me up bad. Rods, plates & screws. 15 yrs ago & still bad.

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No

It just slipped out of my hands when I tried to put it on the leg press machine. To be honest, I should probably have been a bit more focused

When I was 5, I tripped and smashed my forehead into some kind of concrete block. Had to get 5 stitches.

A bimalular fracture in my ankle... my ankle balls exploded

Post penis now

Was playing volleyball at a friends farm. Jumped up to hit ball foot/ankle came down into a grass covered hole/dip. Ankle/ligaments snapped could hear the echo. Pain was insane. Thought I may have broken foot/ankle. Xray shows nope but stretched/tore ligaments. To this day if I dont wear ankle brace or tall shoes/boots if I turn suddenlt there is a chance I could fall over because ligaments never fully healed right.

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I broke my arm and they had to insert a titanium rod into the bone.

how do bogies(In our nose) end up in phlegm from your mouth?
whats the biological opening connection from the back/top....? of the nose to mouth/top...? of throat?

9mm?

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Get the fuck out

Ralph?

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Pretty much full recovery aside from a little numbness around the surgical site (cut nerve) but yeah. I probably could get back into running but never bothered because I didn't want to risk re-injuring it haha
happened about 3 years ago

Still no

I broke my ribs a few years back, that was a fucking nightmare for almost 2 months.

Larry Gooseman ?

Wut

You're getting warmer

oh shit are you that dude from Arizona at the apartments that your sister used to live at? nigger knocked on your door and started blastin?

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I broke all the toes on my left foot when a friend and I were carrying a cast iron radiator down a flight of stairs and the dumbshit let go of his end.

Were you able to suck your cock?

I farted on a train and then the train blew up

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

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what?, im just asking what the phsyiology/thing in the body that allows this

Not him, I was at a bus stop and a drive by happend I'm not even a nigger lol

Lost my left leg from the knee down during a car accident. I was awake the whole time and felt when the front end crushed in and smooshed my leg. Phantom pain is real...it's been 10 years now and I still get aches and pins and needles where the leg used to be.

yeah man, still can

I wonder if there is any new content from him

Well you can at least show us your penis

I broke my ankle on right leg when jumped off garage several years ago. It still hurts to walk.

Post the nub user

We need to see your cock for proof

damn dawg you're lucky to be alive. did they catch the nigger who capped you?

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I'm sorry Son, but your Mom wanted it done!

Weak, WEAK ! Letting a fucking woman decide wether to mutilate a perfectly healthy cock !

Nope have no idea who it was either they were trying to shoot another nig at the stop

how do bogies(In our nose) end up in phlegm from your mouth?
whats the biological opening connection from the back/top....? of the nose to mouth/top...? of throat?

In a car accident (I flew off the road, rolled the car on the roof) Side impact in combination with seat belt crushed my collarbone and tore off my shoulder.

I'm going to need to see your penis

This and the boipussy

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Broke a few bones and dislocated a shoulder. No worse for wear, never went to hospital for any of it cause im not a faggot

Broke my hip, femur, 4 ribs in a car crash 3 months ago

Hurt like a motherfucker lol

You have a small penis

Really dumbass breathe in thru your nose that's the opening