>you wake up
>this is happening to you
What do you do?
>you wake up
>this is happening to you
What do you do?
Get up and leave because im not into bestiality
oh shit I grew a penis?!
Wonder how my dick got so comically and ridiculously large
Probably kill myself
Make myself comfortable
goon all 9 inches of my big dick
Instantly coom and then die
cum
hot. and yes, now what do you do with it?
flip her over and stick it in her pooper, duh
Kill her. I did not consent to this.
ah yes. the logical choice
(and one I especially like because I have one of those too)
:3 still edging
Take my morning meds.
Realize that i'm Dash.
Take the rest of the meds to finally get my well deserted final OD.
why are you people so obsessed with dash?
go suck his dick and eat his asshole, you'll both be happier for it
so adorable hot and wholesome
General fascination.
How something this pathetic and miserable is even alive. No, really.
It's like a gimp at the party. It's funny, it's weird, it's wearing full body latex suit and already drooling on the carpet. You just have to get close and poke it at least once.
go to sleep forever
Prematurely ejaculate like an alpha to reduce time wasted on women and then go back to glorious sleep
dog fucker
Take my morning antipsychotics and beg the illusions to go away
Invite my female friend over that's into anthropomorphic canines. Would probably have a threesome
Cum hard
Can we get a girls you know impregnated by BBC thread?
Before bbc
After BBC
Pre-BBC
Post bbc