My gf discovered my external hard drive which has 4TB of WMAF porn, what should I say to comfort her?

Look, it's not your fault you're not asian and I still love you, but sometimes I need to get my rocks off too

Yup. Also, get an asian girlfriend.

I’m European, I’ve never met a Latina and orientalist azns are very rare in my area

Dump it here

>WMAF
Would you enlighten people without a porn addiction and a healthy relation to sex and race about that acronym?

shut the fuck up and make me a damn sandwich.

Well get out more euronigger there is a whole world out there. Don’t get waylaid into some white bitch when you have never even left the farm.

tape her eyes so she looks asian.

Look at the gifs I’ve been posting a take a guess genius. You’re on Yas Forums which is porn central of 4chins

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this

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She said 4TB is too much for anyone

Ask her what she feels an acceptable amount is

Lived in Asia for years.

Seriously dude, you're missing out.

And assuming you're the typical tall, light haired, blue/green eyed white European, it's literally free pussy everywhere.

Went to Thailand with a friend for a holiday and holy shit that place is bananas. Pattaya is crazy fun and whores every bar you walk past grabbing your cock and dragging you into their bad.

That dick doesn’t look white but it’s still hot how she’s worshiping the dick

bullshit.. you can make 4tb of homemade movies in an afternoon.

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Just tell her that it's all WMAF porn because she fulfill all your fantasies about white women. Make up some bullshit about it just being about the exotic nature.

Dude it’s 4TB that’s not oh you complete me so I need a little azn to watch every now and again.

This desu. Youre pretty much fucked OP

>What should I say

>Sayonara, bitch

Women believe what they want to believe, you just have to sell it to their ego.

tell her its a coincidence they're all asian and you're actually into white guys.

do you have any more of this chick? Also just accuse your gf of being into niggers so this is just balance.

Look women maybe dumb, but a woman’s intuition is keen. Sell it to her ego he says, go get a girlfriend first before you give self help.

Kek I like to make believe I am a little azn girl who loves getting abused.

You need to learn to read

I'm saying that 4TB isn't really that much.

gg

Yes please I will look for your upload tomorrow. I am generous and gave you a full 24 since it’s so easy.

Just be honest and say you like asian girls but that you wouldn’t be with her if despite that, you still loved her.

I meant unless not if

Srs question, do Asian females really have slanted vagenes?

Good idea

They're sideways

That’s crazy man

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My gf found my porn stash once. Had pics of acquaintances who were nudes, Facebook pics that were fap worthy, rape, BBC, etc. She was pretty upset, but eventually accepted that it was all just fap material and got over it, but she does bring up that I had nudes of one of our female friends and is generally less inclined to hang out with that person (I stole them off said friend's phone and had to admit that to her because the alternative was getting nudes sent to me. Shit was embarrassing.). We stayed together and got married.

Point being, OP, as long as your GF isn't a dumb bitch, she'll probably get over it. If not, then go find a QT azn chick and live your dreams.

Tell her your willing to get an au pair to ease the load in her house work.

Serious answer: Yes.

Just tell her you were researching the coronavirus

>based

tell her to GTFO and then get better taste in women, faggot

tell her to become Asian and learn to put out or fuck off

>a woman’s intuition is keen
lmao okay woman

Why does a sideways pussy sound kinda good actually, all the pressure would reorient to the top and bottom

Would high key fuck a Azn in Corona outfit

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Just put two giant jungle slugs on your penis and spray some salt on them, it makes them tense up and you can coom hard style. CoomSnail3000

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Don't worry, just squint when we fuck

Hmmmm

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>My gf found my porn stash once.
>She was pretty upset, but eventually accepted that
No she didn't
>she does bring up that I had nudes of one of our female friends
There it is...
>We stayed together
That was a mistake
>and got married
Not only is she guilt-tripping you, she has you by your balls now!
DO NOT PUT A BABY IN HER!!
you are SO FUCKED.
Your bitch is going to fuck you over so hard in the near future!
Initiate separation protocol now to save your ass and your future happiness

Girls who care about you watching porn are insecure cunts. She’ll probably cheat on you if someone gives her a little extra attention. Get rid of her and save yourself the headache

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>Girls who care about you watching porn are insecure cunts. She’ll probably cheat on you if someone gives her a little extra attention. Get rid of her and save yourself the headache
So much this

is your gf asian?