ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / FETISHES / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY / ETC

I know these threads usually just devolve into babby's first literotica, but this is a friendly reminder that not all your secrets have to be sexual ones.

I kicked a hole in the wall as a high school sophomore and never faced a single consequence. I still wonder if anyone figured out it was me (I didn't even attempt any kind of cover up)

Any tips in how to try something would be useful. I may be alone with her a couple of days next week.
Since I saw the pics everytime I see her I just want to buttfuck the shit out of her.

when i was in college i was a fucking retard and negligently discharged my pistol in my apartment while fucked up on assorted drugs. twice.I hate myself for being such a retarded dumb-ass. fuck me

I'm fucking a mentally challenged half-tard who lives in my building. She's almost 40 but has that dumb perpetual smile Downys get. But she's also got great big milky tits and she loves fucking. I mean loves it.
Am I going to hell? LOL

I accidentally exposed my ex gf to my little brother a few years ago, and since then I secretly wanted to watch them fuck

Holy fucking shit dude feel like green texting? ND stories on /k/ are always interesting. Were there repercussions?

I mean as long as it's consensual you're probably fine morally. But how does such a situation even arise?

as promised

Attached: DCIM11.jpg (721x878, 108.69K)

Attached: DCIM12.jpg (852x704, 146.61K)

how old is yer bro?

Attached: DCIM13.jpg (960x720, 117.36K)

last one, as I said, never found more

Attached: DCIM15.jpg (962x977, 126.8K)

Attached: Tumblr_145767670253976.jpg (1080x1920, 736.27K)

The sad reality from someone with experience actually trying this:

If this situation is ever to happen, it's her who plans and executes it. If it's not on her mind, never gonna happen. If you've somehow convinced yourself you're in love with a family or step family member, the best idea is to abandon ship and please trust me.

Well we were all younger then, he was like 13 or so, with maybe a 3 year age gap

joker made it cool so it's okay

I'm not in love with her m8, I just want to fuck her.

Nice, but the first part still applies. From my view, if you've confirmed she knows you have seen her nudes, she's already not thinking about it.

too lazy to grntxt sry. I practiced dry firing a lot, had to partially rack the slide to reset trigger. would occasionally manually cycle rounds for function check. in my unsober stupor i forgot i actually loaded a round and casually pulled the trigger and expected nothing...BOOOM!!1!. i freaked the fuck out, couldnt believe wtf happened. loud as fuck, ears ringed so much. frantically looked for where the bullet went, it went into the ceiling. i i strugged to climb into the attic to see where it went, luckily found it lodged in a wood beam, it didnt go all the way out the roof. fast forward a few months and i did the same thing but into the floor. still blows my mind how retarded is was. When i moved out i told the landlord the it was a hammer mishap, lost $20 of my security deposit to fix the hole in the ceiling drywall. i never mentioned or was asked about the one in the floor as it was barely noticeable

i could have easily killed myself or someone else, pretty sure i used up my lifetime supply of luck that i didnt. am very responsible gun owner now, it is always in the back of my mind

I wanna suck dick but I have a wife. I think about it a lot even though I love my wife and still enjoy fucking her

In highschool I walked in on my friend's sisters (2 of them) jerking off a dog once. Their mom owned, breed, and groomed dogs. Panicked and acted like I didn't see anything.

Bring it up to her, if she leaves or is disgusted, her side of the love is a deception.

If you cheat and do it, you run the risk of her finding out and you'd be the one being deceitful.

you actually did it, Yas Forumsro. shout out imma have a wank to this

While in foster care i had my dick sucked more by a foster sister in a week than my wife after 3 years of marriage

Attached: received_2481204475340380.jpg (1080x1447, 86.43K)

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

I cheated on my gf of 7 years 3 times because I was a horny and desperate to experience the tinder hookup life but realize after I cheated how pathetic it was and what I was throwing away. That was 2 years ago, it ate at my for a while but I’ve just forgotten about it now and just wanna be with my gf. On a side note, it made me get a ring for ask and asked her to propose, we’re engaged, and i treat her like a queen. I have the urge to treat her perfectly, she wants a kid with me soon. I would never cheat on her again. I’d do anything to take it back. It was the actions of a immature mid 20 year old who was on a confusing point in his time,

/end

i want to find a shy nerdy Yas Forums user and blow them while i crossdress. i want to coax them out of their shell so they can become more dom or at least a top for me. I look on /soc/ a lot but no luck so far

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

Bmpz

I used to expose a video of my ex on Omegle. She has no clue

Oh I love incest porn. Milfzr dot com has been my go to for years. I’m not sexually attracted to any of my family members, but the role play gets me going. And a couple of my cousins are hot af but my ass would be in a looney bin if I ever made a move

how old are they?
do they ask you to sunbathe with them?

10 & 12. I don't do it with them but my gf sometimes does

i see
do they have some boy friends around you?
do they let you watch?

I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

i unironically want to see my gfs selfies and nudes posted on b every day. she hasnt been posted since october and its killing me

The older one has a bf, I've met him before if that's what you mean.. I don't pull up a chair and make popcorn but they aren't shy but I see them nude a lot, even up close

I got into vore after thinking it was the grossest thing ever. Worse than that? I get really squimish over the idea of slavery/bdsm/petplay,etc. I can't tell if the idea actually scares me like I think it does, or if it excites me and I subconsciously repress that and exchange it with fear.

Attached: 1568683990585.jpg (750x941, 445.72K)

>The older one has a bf,
oh cool. how old is he?
> I've met him before if that's what you mean
has she like invited him to your house?
does he look like a good guy?

I’ve been sending my cousin dick pics on sc and she’s been screenshotting them and will occasionally compliment me. She doesn’t even know it’s me she thinks I’m a random follower

91 & 92. I did two tours of Iraq. I killed not only Iraqi regulars. I killed civilians... Men, women and children. And I enjoyed doing it..

He's 14. He's been to the house a couple times. He seems pretty nice and respectful. They have done sexual stuff but she is still a virgin, probably won't be for much longer though

Discover my piss fetish in 3rd grade and asume its normal. One day I think that waht if dogs and animals also feel the same way about piss that I do. To make a long story short, my mom caught me filling my dog's ears full of piss.
I keep telling her today that it was because I'm extremly based and once got a hundred replies on my Yas Forums post but she never wants to hear it. My moms a hot milf and I also want to piss on her, any tips from you anons?

Attached: epic gamer badge.png (190x266, 10.45K)

bummmppp

Tommy died of Toxoplasmosis ya fud

I got introduced to sex work by my dad when I was a kid. I've been wondering if the 'luxury' environments I sometimes got to see were at all similar to Epstein's island.

When I was 24 I spent several weeks in Paris dressed as a girl. I was sent there by my job (an international bank) to engage in management training. That lasted one week before being cancelled and I got to spend the rest of the month in heels and sucking off the desk clerk at my apartment. All paid for by the banks customers.

The real reason why I cum in my sister's food is because she said she has never tasted it so I'm simply helping her. And I have probably helped her 10 times without her knowing

I fucked my former best friend (she is a girl) consistenly for the past 6 months everytime we got drunk, We got in a fight and told her I only stuck my dick in her out of pity. Now we don't talk anymore

Tell us more, user. I want to have a month like this.