Drank most of a bottle of picrelated

Drink water and make your self a ham sandwich. That's all you fucking need

water and then eat a slice of lemon

Kek

Genius idea user
OP do it or you're a fag

Quads of truth

eat a heaping tablespoon of cinnamon

Peanut butter sandwich would work as well
Any carbs, breads, pastries really. The yeast counters the alcohol

Yeah, okay, water and electrolytes.

Eat something really salty, and drink water. You got pickles? That finish the jar,take a cup of the juice, drink some more beer and be more like me. Wake up drunk every day

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quints drunk piece os shit

>ibuprofen
>naproxen
Quints be damned, these are hard on your liver.

So salt and protein?
I've got ribeyes in the freezer i could salt and sear that
OK that's easy thanks
Subhuman retard
Quints newfag

>800 miligrams of ibuprofen
>As much water as you can stand, ideally 12 ounces per standard drink. A fifth is about twenty of those.
>Pedialyte if you have it in addition to the water. Gatorade is ok too if it's all you have.
>Something salty and fatty. Cheese and crackers with more cheese than crackers, or a thing of ramen with a little vegetable oil or whatever fat you have on hand is good.
>Have caffiene and another 800 mgs of ibuprofen prepped for you first thing in the morning.
>Have something fatty and salty prepped for you first thing in the morning.

Source: very functioning alcoholic.DO NOT USE ACETIMENOPHEN FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD.

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Pedialite. Some good shit. Otherwise carbs maybe.

legit great idea

Vinegar depending on time of ingestion. Water always, when you drink, after you drink, waking up after you drank. Gatorade Propel should fix you up in the head but you'll still feel weird and off but not so retarded. There's really no food solution after you drank. If you drank on an empty stomache then you are 2x as fucked. Have fun and stay safe!

Toast water Advil and a big glass of choccy milk in the morning

Lol gottem

Nephrotoxic not hepatotoxic mouthbreathing inbred faggot
FI FUCKING INALLY
thank you user
you too
the nigger
the

Hair o' the dog. Aye!

Still can type? Stop being a bitch just get up and go tomorrow fag. I'm pickles guy,you're an obvious fag.lewrn to party idiot
Has never been a true alcohol
That's how you piss the bed my guy.i know cause I do it regularly
Get the salt in and your body will keep the water fine.youll wake up thirsty if you do it right

op isnt drunk,he just wants to brag about drinking his bottom shelf shit tier gin

>someone dropped out of med school
>for a very good reason

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Ibuprofen definitely isn't hepatoxic, it damages your stomach lining, which alcohol can worsen. As long as you don't take more than 800 you're good.

>FI FUCKING INALLY
>thank you user
No problem man. I do this often and have never had issues. Certainly haven't pissed the bed like this ten year old from this, though I have definitely woke up with a painfully full bladder many times,

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Water, lots of it

Fr drinking on an empty stomache aids absorption. People telling you to take ibuprofen are trying to kill you like 9/10 the pain you'll get is indescribable you'll want to curl up like with shits/cramps but this pain is in your liver and stomache and it will fuck you up proper mate

Then again I never stopped drinking so maybe the ibuprofen works when you do. Shit I'll have to stop drinking to find out, you bastards

Take ibuprofen before bed. Drink a couple glasses of water with it too. Stay up for a while and make sure you take a piss before bed so you don it do it in your sleep. I like to drink some milk in the middle of the night when I wake up for a piss. Knocks down some of the acid in your stomach.
Now the important step. When you wake up, in a pint glass fill about 1/4 apple cider vinegar two tablespoons cream of tartar (potassium helps rehydrate) teaspoon salt (electrolytes) slugs down. Fill rest of glass with water. Wash down with another glass of water. Cigs and coffee to taste. Stop at gas station for big chocolate milk and a sandwich or some sweets. Smoke weed. T.H.C. total hangover cure

Vomiting before bed to get rid of poison is pro level tip

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Eat a fuckload of instant potatoes mix. Turns to mashed potatoes in your stomach and absorbs all the alcohol

Friend in HS decades ago used to say
"It's like drinking a pine tree"
>we still drank it tho, it's what we could get.
still HATE it to this day

Ant to answer OP
WATER

You're not an alcoholic and definitely you're a pussy about your hangovers if you've not pissed the bed from your wildest nights.ive been carried out from the fire because I was sleeping on the fire on the coals and nobody could wake me up.
Guess where I was in the morning. Work! Where they've fired like 5 people since I got there a year ago but I get to stick around and they gave me a sizable raise for showing up late app the time and app that
Tell me again how you know how to not have a hangover?

you have to go back
cope more faggot
shgit you got me
if you only knew
appreciate it for real
i dont trust you
and apparently my judgement still works
tartar like the cooking powder or the fish dip
oh fuck why do it trust this so much
would have to chug a ufckton of water to make this work
its what you drink after your balls drop

Sounds like you'll be chugging a lot of water anyways m8

> (You)
>its what you drink after your balls drop
It's probably what YOU drink before balls are dropped in your willing mouth

i like it
you are mostly supposed to mix it in drinks rather than neat

swallow a raw egg whole

If you only knew how much I need to cope for.
But I ono how to drink
Im a mechanic.what we do is measured.its actually physically proven that I do more work in a week, this month too I made more, and this year. Weird how that works.

fair
dick joke in there somewhere
good try
it aint bad
dont see this wokrng
well fuck it much love to you
maybe get your shit together
youll still have a job after corona

Those are juniper berries. They're good for you.

I'm going to buy vodka at the store tomorrow. I've never bought vodka. Which kind should I get?

Stolichnaya, cheap and good.

Doesn't really matter. It's just watered down azeotropic ethanol. The more you pay, the more they rip you off.

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Thanks.

Checked

To be fair, pot-distilled vodkas can be interesting.

>
>I'm serious pussy. Keep drinking, then in the morning go to work and puke all over the place and blame it on Coronavirus. Then go home, and keep drinking.
Absolutely based

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It's some real CCCP shit lol, but I've always liked it

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You sound like a nigger.

Get a bottle MxCormick gin and drink that

Gin is good. The only liquor i can drink straight and not go overboard and it mixes grrat. Smooth, subtpe, delicius