vegan parents not giving her enough nutrients all her life.
Greta looks like THAT?!
Ayden Bennett
Kevin Phillips
holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! I take back everything I said about her being a kike pushing for globohomo-climate-change slave-to-the-kike policies
Parker Martin
"What is Photoshop", Alex?
Jordan Butler
I'll tell you anyway
>Be me, Swedefag
>Junior in high school
>Walk past the special ed classroom, to point and laugh at the retards, as per usual
>My jaw dropped at the sight of this particular muppet-faced cutie
>She was sobbing about seals dying and deforestation or some gay shit
>Being a chad, a plan was hatched
>The next day, I wore a hippie faggot shirt up to the special ed classroom, and brought greta some apple juice
>Started talking to her about every leftist buzzword I was familiar with
>The combination of my chad-like appearance and my faggoty ideology must have formed an attraction in her goofy little head
>I convinced her that the two of us should do a protest in the town square.
>She asked to bring a tard wrangler along, but I was able to talk her out of it with my chad-like appearance.
>Next thing I knew, the cutie and I were on our way to the town square
>I used my charming ways to convince greta to follow me into an alley
>I removed her clothes, and Greta made her famous scowl that we all know
>Her pussy was completely nude, not a wispy trace of pubic hair was yet to develop
>Her breasts we as underdeveloped as an 8-year old boys
>I pinched her little nipples gingerly, causing her to scowl more
>I looked at her pussy, but decided that it was still too underdeveloped to get in
>Her butthole on the other hand....
>Perfectly symmetrical pucker
>I squeezed her micro-buttcheek, with one hand, while worming my finger into her clenched sphincter with the other
>I spun her around, bent her over, and pressed my massive shroom up against her poop chute
>After applying considerable pressure, my massive weiner popped in
>Greta let out a blood curdling shreik
>My lord was in tight
>Was like a silky soft vice ring around my shaft
>continued thrusting
>Began to develop a brown ring around the base of my shaft.
>Pulled out, and had a poopy helment.
>Spun greta around, and by placing my hands on her shoulders, dropped her to her knees.
Gavin Long
This is worse than Dr. Who fan fiction
Jason Bennett
story cont...
>Pressed by poop-cover pecker into that goofy muppet mouth of hers.
>Made her suck all of that doodie off my huge pee-pee
>Greta had to strain to open her mouth wide enough to accommodate me.
>Grabbed Greta by the pigtails, and jammed my fat cock into the back of ther through
>The gagging provided an insane stimulus to me
>I shot a thick nut into her throat
>must have pumped my urethra 20 times, blowing each time.
>Walked off, never to speak with her again.
Eli Williams
retarded/10
Would not recommend
Owen Mitchell
close enough?
Kevin Robinson
She had blow job handle bars
Gabriel Ward