Greta looks like THAT?!

Greta looks like THAT?!

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MORE LIKE GRETA HNNNGGBERG

Can't wait til she turns 18

Oh god her underage autism face makes my cock diamonds

Filters do wonders

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Kek

She's famous enough to hire a FUCK STYLIST and MAKEUP ARTIST for fucks sake!

But in all truth, I've fapped at least one to her...

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who

your projection is on point

Legitimately thought it was a kike.

I’d fuck her

Dont act like you wouldn't

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You think everything is a kike, and you like saying it because you think it makes you cool.

Enjoy her now. She's gonna get ugly by the time she's 30.

She is a literal goddess

Naw, just a princess. A goblin princess.

Same goes for literally every woman.

No. An exquisite goddess

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I went to high school with Greta. Anyone want to hear about the time we banged?

i'd smash today.

No

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She isn't an Amerimutt.

Who is this and why should I care?

FUCKING GORGEOUS AND SO CUTE

Just needs a paper bag and good to go

Fuck what an unsightly looking heifer

She looks like Bobby Hill with pig-tails

What's the deal with the right side of her face? It's like she had a stroke and it doesn't move. And the jaw looks larger on that side, too.

There goes my hero...

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Its literally downs homie

Definitely autism. Very likely fetal alcohol syndrome. But not downs... it's tongue would be blerming out of it's mouth like a hangman's trophy.
There's some neurological problem. Seriously looks like a stroke, but I'm betting some kind of pediatric head trauma.

>Mommy said I shouldn't talk to strangers. But you seem nice.

>She isn't an Amerimutt.

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vegan parents not giving her enough nutrients all her life.

holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! I take back everything I said about her being a kike pushing for globohomo-climate-change slave-to-the-kike policies

"What is Photoshop", Alex?

I'll tell you anyway
>Be me, Swedefag
>Junior in high school
>Walk past the special ed classroom, to point and laugh at the retards, as per usual
>My jaw dropped at the sight of this particular muppet-faced cutie
>She was sobbing about seals dying and deforestation or some gay shit
>Being a chad, a plan was hatched
>The next day, I wore a hippie faggot shirt up to the special ed classroom, and brought greta some apple juice
>Started talking to her about every leftist buzzword I was familiar with
>The combination of my chad-like appearance and my faggoty ideology must have formed an attraction in her goofy little head
>I convinced her that the two of us should do a protest in the town square.
>She asked to bring a tard wrangler along, but I was able to talk her out of it with my chad-like appearance.
>Next thing I knew, the cutie and I were on our way to the town square
>I used my charming ways to convince greta to follow me into an alley
>I removed her clothes, and Greta made her famous scowl that we all know
>Her pussy was completely nude, not a wispy trace of pubic hair was yet to develop
>Her breasts we as underdeveloped as an 8-year old boys
>I pinched her little nipples gingerly, causing her to scowl more
>I looked at her pussy, but decided that it was still too underdeveloped to get in
>Her butthole on the other hand....
>Perfectly symmetrical pucker
>I squeezed her micro-buttcheek, with one hand, while worming my finger into her clenched sphincter with the other
>I spun her around, bent her over, and pressed my massive shroom up against her poop chute
>After applying considerable pressure, my massive weiner popped in
>Greta let out a blood curdling shreik
>My lord was in tight
>Was like a silky soft vice ring around my shaft
>continued thrusting
>Began to develop a brown ring around the base of my shaft.
>Pulled out, and had a poopy helment.
>Spun greta around, and by placing my hands on her shoulders, dropped her to her knees.

This is worse than Dr. Who fan fiction

story cont...
>Pressed by poop-cover pecker into that goofy muppet mouth of hers.
>Made her suck all of that doodie off my huge pee-pee
>Greta had to strain to open her mouth wide enough to accommodate me.
>Grabbed Greta by the pigtails, and jammed my fat cock into the back of ther through
>The gagging provided an insane stimulus to me
>I shot a thick nut into her throat
>must have pumped my urethra 20 times, blowing each time.
>Walked off, never to speak with her again.

retarded/10
Would not recommend

close enough?

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She had blow job handle bars

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