Depressing Tinder Match

Calm the fuck down

most beta shit i have ever seen

Obvious bait

This. Stop being such a fucking simp, you know she's getting messaged by 20+ other guys right? Most are way better looking than you.

Bahahaha wtf imagine typign paragraphs to this ugly lame bitch. Next time you match some1 dont tell them your whole life story off the bat goofy

Give it time...

dude calm the fuck down with all the emojis and gifs and faces and uwus first and foremost. next, take some more time between messages to really make sure you’re saying the right things. and finally you’re sending waaaaaaaaay too many messages with way too much in each of them. if you ask her how her day is, don’t also tell her what you’re doing! the less you talk about yourself at first the better. if she’s interested she’ll reciprocate and ask you about yourself, but if she’s not, she won’t. unmatch and move on. this shit is simple

Talk less. Listen more.
Also, desperation has an emotional stench.

1. Rambles on about superficial shit no ones cares about.
2. Throws himself at her like a worshipping beta faggot.
3. Professes love of anime.
4. USES THESE RETARDED ASS "uwu" AND "T-T" EMOTES, FUCK ME. LMAO
5. "My Instagram contains most of my life." Goddamn, that's sad as hell. There's nothing else to you? At all?
6. Still messaging her well into the next morning, and she's barely replied to anything.
7. Ends the entire interaction with some depression picture about how they "can't win," trying to get their attention by inducing pity by manipulating their emotions.

Goddamn. Just be a human being, you cringey autist. Women don't work you see in anime. lmao

I bet she doesn’t want to unmatch him because she thinks hes a psycho

Yas Forums!!!!!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!??!

>Saying anything but hi

>OP Spams the bitch

We he did say anything but hi.

This.
She's afraid to say shit because she doesn't want to become another Bianca Devins because some weeblet couldn't take a damned hint.

she’s gonna show all her friends & laugh at him which is cruel but he brought it on himself

whats wrong with you

This. OP hopefully you don't actually know this skank.

She's a weird one herself. Why tf is she in a locker? Christ, what is this world coming to?

dudes growing up being called "toxic" and now don't know how to talk to ladies while ladies feel like they do whatever tf they want, even weird shit, and a dude will throw himself at her like she's a Queen

goddamn

no
I'm saddened

Holy fuck you're a faggot

If this is really you, OP, write the date in the "type a message" box under ellie's chat. I'll provide advice for you if you do this.

it’s a terrible time to be a man & a phenomenal time to be a woman. you get an endless buffet of dick if you’re a woman and if you’re a man you have to pay a woman to even pretend to be interested in you. if you’re average looking, prepare for a shitty life.

I feel like so many problem with you fucking autists could be solved if you just realized you are projecting an ideal onto this person. She's not what you fantasize a relationship would be like. She's not gonna make you a different person. Realize you are on your own in this life and nobody but yourself can truly make you happy. As soon as you understand this you will stop trying to impress and stop being crushed over rejection. As long as you have yourself you have everything you need

Not the op, just relevant.

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whats the point in even trying to talk to this chubby cunt? this girl is literally not even worth the effort

>write the date in the "type a message" box under ellie's chat

seriously are you that retarded? you cant even follow simple instructions so how in the fuck do you expect to get laid?

dont waste your time with this chick. she wont be fun and not worth the fuck. she cant even give an answer she def wont give an enthusiastic blowjob or fuck.

What an creepy shit, if you get in her pants she must be more of an incel than you are

Fits into a locker and has big fat titties? Is she chubby at all??

Shit like this makes me really consider heroing myself

Fuck it close enough. Well, OP, I'm going to be straight with you. What you did was scare off a girl pretty goddamn quick. Do you at least understand what you did that was so repulsive? I'm not trying to humiliate you or insult you. I want to help.

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lmao i know her irl, stop wasting your time

I'm smart enough to know you mean What you say user, please explain how I can get a girl to keep talking to me?

Pic or didn't happen also show her this thread

I am not exactly overflowing with matches, I will just take it as an opportunity to work on conversing.

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> Good morning, hope you slept well
Kekerino. Protip: try to write maximum twice as much as she

Ask her an open question,( meaning a question where she can't say yes or no)

The first goal is to get the conversation off of the app. Being a super cringe lord with so many dumb comments doesn't make her want to give you their number.
You send 7 messages for everyone 1 of hers. You should be sending 1 message for every 2 of hers.
You can be interesting and not send paragraphs.

I would fuck the shit out of her while her ass is hanging out of the closet

Whoops, wrong profile.

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what does your profile look like? regardless of looks a good profile will help you increase your chances of matching with girls in your league

I hope you know I'm gonna jerk it to that photo

Nice OP you fucked up with her. She looks pretty psycho and from body type she is a little fuck machine. You fucked up that cumhole

If they still give a bougus answer as in "idk" or just one word reply you're fucked. They have so many men throwing themselves at them so you are better off moving on.

literally just unmatch her right now and stop fixating on her. once you do it’s all done and you won’t sit there looking at her pics or messages anymore and you can get on with your life and be slightly less creepy to each successive girl until you actually get it right.

>Aries
>Fire sign
>tattoos
>Fanily is everything to me.
Then why are you a single mother?
>some find me intriguing
Because they want to smash
>some find me intimidating
Because they gave up trying to smash because you're a bitch
>THC+
>Born and raised in Portland
Stupid as fuck pot head liberal trash
>Full time mama
Whore who lives off of someone else, either her cuck father or the taxpayers
>blah blah blah I want someone who stands out
Ignore. Run. Don't bother. Its a trap.

Open question, got it!
What do you do for fun?

No dont be booooooring. Women don't like fucking 20 goddamn questions. Don't interrogate the woman. You have to talk to them woman, not interview her.

> i'm tired of children
i'm sure you are you preggo bitch

I would think it is solid, I had a female friend help me with it. A couple jokes and what intrests me in the bio, and a pic on my motorcycle in the mountains, hiking, selfie with a fresh haircut and my dog and I in my convertible mustang with the top down. Only thing I can think of is the other guys in the area are crazy rich and good looking and tinder, bumble, hinge ect just tosses me to the bottom of the pile.

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>bad grammar
>27 pregnant
Honestly just no. Stop it. What's your profile OP?

threaten her with rape

my lord you literally fucking spam off that many texts? I bet you barely ever get any pussy lame ass cringe ass creepy faggot

Sounds decent enough. If you had a girl help you, then that explains why you got a match and proceeded to vomit on the girl

it’s always worth a reset. you can try buying a boost to get a better sense of your ranking. to her i’d say something along the lines of “i can’t wait to disappoint you in a whole new way”

What do you mean "just talk to them woman"? I'm a bit confused, what should I talk about?

Well, yes if they still give one word replies with open questions it means they are definitely not interested. Women like to talk and if they don't talk to a guy they are completely uninterested in him and don't even concidere them as beta orbiter.

Imagine being such a fucking incel you can't even talk with women

Oldfag here;
This bitch is ADVERTISING her daddy issues, so she's DTF. However, keep disengaged, don't let her come to YOUR house and for fuck's sake, don't even let her know where you live. She looks like fun for casual sex and that's about it.

She's a whore btw. Dont do tinder whores. Most women on tinder are whores but some of them are the naive who pretend to not be whores but secretly they are. You honestly want those because that's all women basically.

he didn’t even match with her and he probably won’t.

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This guy knows not to let a nasty how know where you live, but you'll get a disease from her. She's a nigger fucker alright. But OPs problem is even talking ti a gurl once they matched.

What about natalie from facts of life?

Yeah, I am not the OP, I didn't send that block of cringe-fuckery.

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probably fake

That's what I call the "throwaway phone+wrong name"-girl they are really fun...

Well, then he should sack up and stop being a sensitive faggot about it and talk to women. That's all I can add to that.

OP keep a screenshot with some evidence that its still you with eac post

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I have done both a reset and a boost, and only get 1-2 matches a week that are boring or won't respond, I am about done with this bullshit.

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Yea.
Op can we get screenshots of other girls you've tried talking to?

Post your profile, censor your face. Do you live within 25 miles of a densly populated area?

Censor your eyes really

She wont unmatch you, shes just going to ignore your beta ass like she would in real life.

Really a lot of women just like seeing "matches" just like how they like "likes" on Instagram. It triggers the same dopamine producing regions within the brain. Its addicting. Its like playing video games for you kids. They just want to see how many "likes" they can get before they decide to fuck one. Don't feel bad if most of them ignore you. You dont want most of them.

this but if you’re only getting 1-2 matches a week you’re probably doing something wrong. just because a girl helped with the profile doesn’t necessarily mean it’s good. there’s the whole saying about a fisherman not asking fish for advice

I'm the OP, here's my bio, help me make it better :)

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That projecting