Sexy stories greentext thread, stay home & save lives edition. Let's pass the time by sharing stories of our sexual conquests, things you look fondly back on and fap to including but not limited to:
>first time you had sex
>experiments with friends when you were young (secret FWB, sleepovers, summer camp etc)
>same as above but wincest
>other wincest
>random hookups, one night stands, online hookups, prostitutes
>swinging / swapping
>best sexual experience of your life
>craziest kink you've ever indulged
>etc etc, anything goes, gay or straight, share anything you want as long as it's a fap worthy story.
INB4 everyone is larping. These threads are for people who are generally bored of porn because it leaves nothing to the imagination. It's just something different to fap to, literally nobody gives a shit if anything is made up or not, just tell a good story.
Sexy stories greentext thread, stay home & save lives edition...
Who's the girl?
>Girlfriend sitting on my face
>Lick her until she orgasms two times
>Keep licking her until she says something and stupidly i look up and ask "What?"
>Her clit hits my tooth and she gets off
>She looks at me, tearing up before bursting out crying
>Ruinedthesex.jpg
It's not so much porn, or much of a story even, but last night someone left their clothes in the dryer for 4 hours, so I took them all out and saw they were mostly panties. I stole a pair after I finished my laundry and have them wrapped around my cock right now at work.
They're pretty fucking small though, so I think they might belong to a 12 year old or something. There's only one woman in the building who might fit them, but like five tweens.
>be married for three years
>wife is amazing
>get along with her best friend really well
>best friend is called Ann
>made out with Ann once years ago
>thick bitch with hour glass body
>glasses
>last week she was over and wife at work
>just chilling together but didn’t have my morning stroke
>super horny
>looking at her thick thighs in leggings
>bubble butt whenever she walks by
>she catches me looking and sees my erection
>silence as we watch film
>starts stroking my leg
>finger tips brushing cock head in pants
>slurping on my cock minutes later
>wife home before we could fuck
Meet up the day after as I fuck her in the back of her car
Nice.
How were her titties and blowing skills?
>be around 16 y/o fit hockeyplayer
>at night I used to see a 60+ old womans lit living room from my room window
>young and horny so i started walking around my room naked at night with a raging boner
>one night i can see her noticing me but she went on doing her thing
>nights later i notice how she walks past her window more and more
>one night her window blinds are down but i can see her silouette standing there
>it becomes a nightly routine and i can see her watching me every night, it's a part of her routine now
>goes on for maybe a month
>one day family goes on a trip and i stay home alone
>maybe an hour later the doorbell rings
>i sneak to the door and look out the peeping hole
>it's the old woman from the other house
>i get horny as fuck and start breathing heavy but i don't know what to do so i just go to my room and jack off
>quit showing myself naked after that
>never saw her again
Sometimes I fantasize what would've happened if I opened the door.
Carolina Sweets on newsensations
Double ds with a pierced nipple! Blowies were amazing. Gripping at the base and letting the head hit the back of the throat and she made sure to lick the balls. Had a pony tail easy for grabbing as well
Pussy
>in college as freshmen
>meet girl of dreams
>cutie blond big eyed petite body
>peach perfect ass
>literally looks like a petite blacked pornstar
>haha so out of my league
>got a bf
>of fucking course
>meet stoner bro who is friends with her
>we all start hanging out some how
>stoner drops out me and cutie get hanging
>she actually wants to hang with me
>invited to her bday
>only guy in the class invited everyone else’s there is her family
>her bf could t make it
>wut
>she’s wearing short blue dress
>she asked me to stay over
>haha she’s just a being a friend
>”user you can stay in my room I have a spare blanket”
>lose my virginity to her and Ashe even let me but a thumb in her add hole
>mfw I spent college fucking a 8/10 that I didn’t even have to date
Awesome. Sounds like a good time
>Be me, suspecting roommate is gay cuz he always brings only guys and most of them look very gay to me
>It's roomie's bday
>Come home early with pizza, beers and 3 grams of sour diesel (his favorite strain)
>Roommate fucking a girl, feel happy for him, just stay quiet so not to bother him
>Stay in the living room, browsing on my laptop and rolling a big ass joint
>Roommate slaying that pussy, making that bitch moan her heart out
>Girl comes out
>Its my girlfriend
I still think he might be gay
Who's that?
Damn good! Think I’ll be nutting in her ass soon
Kek
Bump
I volunteered to house sit/watch my niece while my brother and his wife went abroad. They seem to be stuck there for now.
Been sort of gauging niece for a while, and there is some flirting. Was hestitant to make a move this week, was going to slowly see how things went. Now, since their return is delayed, and we are going stir crazy, plan on going for some action tonight.
>be me
>had a fuckbuddy
>we meet every other month/couple months for a drink and fuck
>huge concert in town
>we agreed to meet after the concert with a friend
>friend cancells
>fuckbuddy arrives to the meeting place with her niece (fuckbuddy was 32 by then, her niece was like 25)
>we buy a bottle vodka and we start drinking
>second bottle of vodka comes alng
>third bottle is bought
>I blackout (I don't have any memory of the next hour )
>come back to my senses, I'm standing in a parking lot
>guy next to me is saying "it's some extra because it's a third person"
>handed a bill to the guy and see around me
>I was in a cheap motel, fuckbuddy on my side
>we enter the room and niece was heading to bed
>we got on bed as well, and fucked both the whole night, and the whole morning after that
We drink some more the day after, and took the niece to her home, fuckbuddy and I went to her place and fucked the rest of the night and the morning.
Pic related
>be me, middle-aged corpfag in 9-5 job
>long distance girlfriend that i never see
>a new admin assistant qt3.14 appears!
>asian, 5'4", c-cups, daddy issues and weak against compliments attack!
>be nice to her because she's also my hot friend's sister
>no intent of doing anything sketchy as she's a coworker and i have gf
>fast forward happy hour after work, makes some excuse to come to my place
>awkward bus ride of small talk but she's definitely dtf
>she basically attacks me on the sofa and we make out
>beautiful natural tits come out of her blue bra
>perky with brown nipples, i am sucking on them
>move to bedroom, clothes strewn everywhere
>doesn't want fingering or for me to give head so straight to the main event
>nicely trimmed bush, wet as fuck
>i plow her for about 10 minutes but just cannot come
>she comes, we cuddle in bed for about half an hour
>we take shower together i'm diamonds as i am washing her back
>kneading her tits from behind
>turns around, gives me blowie, water running over her back
>back in bedroom, plowing resumes
>came buckets on her stomach as she moaned
we became fwb for 4 months. period sex, anal, rough sex until i decided to marry my gf and broke it off. turns out she was wild in the sack but straight crazy. still have vids and pics occasionally crank one out to memory of her.
she was 23 at the time, i was 40
>be me
>start off in China
>fuck as many people as I can in a day
>soon enough thousands of Chinese people have been fucked by me
>china goes on lockdown because I keep fucking everyone
>take a flight before lockdown to escape
>meet a wealthy business man who takes me all around the world
>I've fucked almost atleast 1 person in almost every country, Italy by far the most, america 2nd
>the world leaders are trying to stop me fucking everyone I can
>They will never stop me from fucking
I grew up with a ridiculously hot and decently slutty sister. She got one of her friends to give me my first blowjob.
>be me 33 dad bod Chad
>with wife for 7 years
>relationship great
>wife thicc 8 out of 10
>boring fuck though
>lifegoeson.jpeg
>her best friend also 8/10 but figure of a 12 year old girl
>tiny, tight, skinny, small tits. Whole leg gap type.
>she comes over one night we all watch movies on the couch under duvet
>her in-between us, feel her hand rest on my hip.
>slide myself up, as I do, she forces hand down track pants
>hand is on cock
>instantdiamonds.wmv
>She slowly plays with it and I slide my hand down her track pants
>dripping wet
>we continue to play while wife doesn't know sitting there
>offer to drive her home bcuz ultimate gentleman
>she freaks out regrets the whole thing...no action
>blueballs.doc
>fuck wife like a rapist
>ffw two weeks later having a party
>skinny hotty arrives early
>wife has to go pick up cake for party, will be gone for half an hour
>skinny friend strips off, pulls cock out and goes crazy
>we fuck on our bed and as I'm about to cum takes it all on her face and lips
>says she wants to kiss wife goodbye later tonight with my dried cum on her lips
>turns out she was always jealous of wife growing up.
We fucked for a while, but she got a boyfriend, and then a conscience. The whole time she actively would help me in our relationship and still does.
Post them?
You must've spent a lot in condoms
this is Ava Sparxxx
yup, and pic related is probably her best scene
How many times did you guys hook up?
Her age?
dude, you sure are at home here.
Way to fuck up your marriage, asshole.
Kek
Way to fuck up your family, asshole.
Nice dubs, prick.
nah. she's a good girl, i'm happily married and i am too lazy to shoop her face out of the pix
My fetish story (I understand this might not be for everyone):
>Be me
>Have a huge fetish for feet, sweat, and saliva
>Meet girl at party. Super hot and in shape.
>Hook up. Just normal sex.
>Meet up at her place every so often
>FWB
>Because I don't really care if she thinks I'm weird I tell her my kinks
>She lets me suck on her toes next time
>Tell her I am really into sweat
>Ask her if she would let me come over the SECOND she is done working out at home
>She's into it!
>I come over as she is finishing up a home workout
>She is DRENCHED in sweat. Literal rivers down her body
>She only wears a workout bra and leggings
>I immediately start catching the drips with my tongue
>I run my tongue up her back and her neck
>I lick her forehead, arms, chin, EVERYTHING
>We get naked and have sex
>She is so slippery from her sweat I can't stop licking her
>I lick her feet and finally eat out her ass
>Her sweaty sexy butt cheeks on my face is heaven
>I cum buckets
I never ended up experiencing my saliva fetish with her but had a girl who was ok with licking my face and drooling into my mouth. It was amazing.
9
Don't judge me
My mom gave me a blowjob once.
I've posted this before.
It was quite a few years ago now. We were both very drunk. It never happened again, we never spoke about it outside of the following morning.
While i vividly recall most of the lead up, some parts are still fuzzy and the actual act feels more dreamlike if that makes sense.
>be me, 19, home from school for sister's wedding
>everyone is there, dad and his wife, my mom, her two fat sisters, other family and friends
>one of the fat sisters has big farm outside town and they rent out an area for parties, the wedding is there
>big party afterwards, mom gets drunk early and i try to chaperone but i cant pass up free (to me) drinks and no one cares that i'm not 21 so get liquored up
>mom and i get ride back to our house from uncle after, we go in and mom changes and immediately decides we need more to drink
>shes laying with her head on me telling me how proud she is of me, she's so glad im here
>asks about my gf, i tell her we had recently broken up (i'd already told her, not sure if drunk-forgetting or on purpose)
>she says "aww user im so sorry omg sweetie" and kisses my face a lot
>i tell her its fine, she hugs me closer, kisses me on the lips, then lays her head on my shoulder saying "im just going to rest on you, ok user? you feel so good right now"
>she has a hand on my stomach and is just rubbing it, making slow circles, while i contemplate getting her to go to bed, but i dont
>the circles get lower, finally grazing over my crotch, i say "okok you are drunk" and she says "shhhh it's ok user"
>her eyes are closed, laying on my shoulder, now shes very deliberately rubbing me through my pants. I'm getting hard and tell her again to stop, she giggles softly, whispering "do you want me to stop, user?"
>I say no.
Trips says DO IT user. That little slut wants your cock. She been fucking hairbrushes on cam since she seven so tell her you know and think it's hot.
>she's gripping me through my pants now and starts to softly kiss my neck, I reach down and undo my belt, unbutton my pants, and she wordlessly reaches in and pulls my cock out
>She strokes it very softly then just holds it for awhile, i almost think she's fallen asleep and i'm scared to say anything, then she starts sliding her face into my lap.
>I start to say something but she says "shh user, it's ok user, I love you user" and just like that i can feel her breath on my cock, then her lips, her tongue, and woosh my mom is sucking my dick
>i lean back, she's swirling her tongue around it, then slides off the couch and moves between my legs, not looking at my face, and then starts to suck me again, taking me all the way down the throat which makes my mind explode
>i'm feeling lightheaded and kind of nauseous, watching the top of my mom's head bob up and down on my dick
>i'm already close, i say "mom..." and she hums "uh huh" without taking her mouth off of me, and i cum hard, she swallows it all
>She climbs back on the couch, holding me, whispering "i love you so much user" and we just sit there for maybe 10 minutes, my wet dick still hanging out
>i finally put it back in my pants, she holds out her hand to help her up, and she asks me to help her get to bed, so i do, and she collapses on her bed, i put a blanket on her, she passes out
>i go upstairs, feel super fucking weird, puke, then pass out as well
The next morning she tried to pretend she didn't know what happened but couldn't keep it up, she finally begged me to promise that no one could know, it was a drunken fuck up, and at the time it was really stressing me out so I didn't push it. She knew she could cry and get basically anything she wanted from me and i honestly felt guilty like i could have stopped her but didn't.
We literally never ever talked about it again. I went back to school a day later, she met her current husband soon after, etc etc.
The end.
One of the women my dad dated had a daughter that was always doing inappropriate things to me. She would poke my crotch and laugh and do the same to my ass. She would flash me or try to pull my pants down. Her mom thought it was hilarious. My dad said something once to her mom about it like I was getting that age where it might get physical if she wasn’t careful. Her moms answer was to chuckle and say it’d be her own fault. I guess my dad figured if his gf wasn’t concerned he didn’t need to be either. While my dad and her mom were on a date I was left to watch her. Soon as they left she starts flashing me and reaching in my pants. But this time I don’t tell her to stop. Instead I put her hand on my dick inside my pants. She giggle and laughed but kept jerking me off. I was in heaven. When she stoped I was concerned I took it to far but she asked me if I wanted her to use her mouth. I couldn’t talk my heart was dancing in my throat so I just nodded yes. Someone taught her, she didn’t hit me with teeth once. She didn’t go down very far either mostly sucking on the head but it was my first blowjob so it was awesome. After I came in her mouth she swallowed and told me she loved me. I didn’t know what to do I said it back. She asked if we could play this game everyday. I did my best to accommodate her. There is no way her mom didn’t know, we weren’t exactly careful and I cum stained her clothes more than once but her mom never said anything. She pretended not to notice us.
Too many to count. Pretty much every time we got drunk in those three years of college
Thanks man!
dude
>be me
>hav dik
>she hav puss
>put d in p
>”aaaaaaah! I com!”
>tell her get out
>she leave mad
Good times!
oh?
>Shes 9
>and there is some flirting
Do the world a favour and jump in front of a train
Long long time ago and still the only gay thing ive done, believe it or not.
>be 17, parents gone for weekend, browsing craigslist for fun and because horny
>an older crossdresser is parked in his RV at the rest stop near their place, not even 5 minutes away, wants guys to come get blown
>decide fuck it, write to him. He replies almost instantly.
>come close to just jacking off and forgetting, but sack up and take quick shower then drive down, nervous as fuck but turned on by the idea of a secret blowjob
>meant to just get a quick BJ
>end up fucking the hell out of him and cumming inside his ass and feeling instant intense regret
drive back feeling surreal, ashamed, worried about disease, etc
still one of the best pure fucks ive ever experienced. I wasn't a virgin but that was my first anal
never heard from him or saw him again, no one in my "real life" ever knew
obligatory how old?
Interesting start. How old when it happened? More?
Woah...you're fucking lucky dude.
I was 30, she was 9 but looked 11.
Shit dude, that’s rough. Can’t imagine how much it fucked with your head after
Yeah, it was absolutely surreal.
Part of me obviously loved it and its relatively easy for me to get off on the memory of it now. But another part, especially back then, was certain it was my fault and that i could have stopped it. Which is probably at least partially true.
There was some history there at the time too since I stayed with my dad a good portion of time when i was younger, and her and I fought a LOT during high school. So some weird complicated emotions.
>hooking up with solid 8/10
>we had flirted at work for months
>finally take her out
>go to movies
>she starts kissing on me and rubbing on me
>we make out some
>i tell her i live about three miles from the theater and she should follow me home
>she says yes
>ayylmao.jpg
>get to my house foreplay on the couch
>take her to my bedroom
>start to go down on her
>huge crusty thing detaches from her slot into my mouth
>boner has been utterly assassinated
>keep going down on her while trying to jerk off and get hard again
>can’t stop thinking about crusty thing
>dick limper than ever
>she says, “ok user your turn”
>pushes me on my back and begins sucking my limp dick
>dick is limp
>can’t stop thinking about how limp my dick is
>it’s obviously awkward
>sucks my wet noodle for a solid few minutes all the while it’s limper than ever
>finally stops and asks if i’m gay
>pic related
My gf pic related, and I have been having mfm three ways for a year now and it’s honestly some of the best sex I have ever had
>certain it was my fault and that i could have stopped it.
No man, it sounds more like you were raped, sorry.
You mean mmm three ways?
>be me, about 13 or 14 I don't remember exactly
>peak teenage awkwardness
>peak teenage hornyness
>no gf, fap constantly
>live in slummy ground floor apartment, there's literally a playground directly outside my bedroom window @designfail
>gotta close the blinds extra tight to have any privacy at all
>always fap carefully with the blinds shut
>can't let anyone see, always careful.exe
>window is at the head of my bed so it's behind me, can't see
>stay home sick from school one day, parents at work and I'm home alone
>actually sick, not faking
>why not, how about a nice fever warm afternoon fap in my bed while high on cough syrup?!?!?
>toss blanket aside and proceed to enjoy long slow wank
>laying on back, stroking shaft, feeling good, gonna coom soon
>I think I hear giggles but it's probably my TV or something, cant be bothered to care
>wankius proceedus
>mind blanks and I coom buckets of goo all over my stomach and chest
>more giggles, louder this time
>actual real childish giggles emanating from directly outside my window
>panic and look over my shoulder
>FUCK I didn't lower the blinds all the way
>two sets of eyes are peering right at me from the windowsill through a 3 inch gap at the bottom
>they see me see them and bolt
>two approx. 10 year year old girls go running away across the playground laughing at me
>wipe myself off and reach up to drop the blinds the rest of the way
>I peek out and the girls are off chuckling to their other friends and pointing at my window
>spend the next several months hoping it doesn't come back to haunt me
>afraid to ever fap in my room again
>but when nothing came of it and nobody ever said anything my whole outlook changed
>in hindsight it was fun, accidentally letting 2 lolis watch me jerk off and coom all over myself
>now I have an exhibitionism fetish but I'm too chickenshit to ever act on it
Is that supposed to be fucking funny
Lmao, I remember reading you talking about this last night
It’s ok user, I’d suck her cock too
lol user.
I had a situation kind of like that.
I was insanly slutty my late teens and early 20s, i'd fuck pretty much anyone. A lot of them were far out of my league, but even more were complete trash.
>be me, get a subscription to AFF
>usually horrible luck but meet a few females and one couple
>start talking to this woman in her early 50s, very milf'ish from her pictures, has a son a little older than me and is interested in roleplaying
>that seems degenerate and right up my alley
>we talk for a week off and on and arrange to meet up
>we meet for coffee, she is easily 100 or even 150 pounds more than her pictures
>i've done worse so i roll with it, she actually is very fun to talk to and smart/funny
>we go to her condo
>start making out, her pants come off
>the most unbelievable stench, it smelled so bad you could see it, like a green ghost wafting through the air
>she immediately gets on all fours on her bed, inviting me
>"come fuck your mommy, user". The mommy talk i thought would get me hard is now just depressing me
>My dick refuses to work, i try to jam it in while soft hoping i'll get into it, i give up
>i make up a story about how im actually married and cheating and im so sorry i cant do this
>instead of being mad she cuddles me and holds my head, "poor baby, it's ok, i still love you"
even well washed fatties still reek of desperation.
>friend with total virgin
>good dude but terror with girls
>been friend forever and always tip shot out of each other
>once pranked me by changing his name in my phone to my gfs and got me to meet “gf” in hotel room wearing a thong
>revenge time
>decide to catfish him
>find reddit roastie in gonewild and male an account
>spend a few days chatting to friend before sending nudes
>make up excuses for not meeting or calling yet
>being a virgin bro he eats it up straight away
>realise not sure where to take the penal from here so start asking personal shit
>dirtiest thing you have done etc
>expect him to fabricate a sex life
>nope
>comes out off the bat as a virgin
>tells me about stealing his roommates dildo and licking it
>tells me about blowing a dude in high school
>tells me how he masturbates on the train
>keking my ass off
>drops next bomb in me
>”I jerk off to my buddies girlfriend”
>get really into it
>jerk to my virgin friend confessing he wants to fuck my girl and other girls we know with our him knowing
I have trips here and here What do you have?
Is she pretty under the 5mm mask of make up?
My anal virginity
corona, is it you?
herpes but he wont mind
Damn she thiccccxxx
Fucking kys