"Dad, the 2nd Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today."
"You couldn't be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that?"
But she's right, trying to organize a militia in modern times just makes you a terrorist group.
Eli Adams
Homer wasn’t doing a militia. He just bought a fun for the riots.
Angel Cook
Please americans, never get rid of your idiotic gun laws. Every single dead amerimutt is a cause for celebration.
Jackson Bennett
Lisa is a fucking idiot
Angel Brooks
That's the fucking point numb nuts.
Hudson Hall
And do tell us what shithole you hail from.
Kevin Martin
why the fuck should i do that? i'd go to Yas Forums if I wanted that shit.
>people attack your flag instead of your argument
Isaac Perry
Except you didn't present an argument you just went "lol murica bad cause guns" as a clear shitpost.
Jackson Foster
He’s right though, England is just waiting for you Americans to get rid of your guns before we bring your rebellious asses back in line and the Empire is restored.
Jayden Bennett
>militia No one said anything about a militia, just the right to own weapons
Parker Cook
she's a cartoon character not a real person
Tyler Jones
>trying to organize a militia in modern times just makes you a terrorist group. When has this not been the case? You should have figured out by now that the US government has become increasingly terrified of its own citizens.
Juan Perry
Noooooooooooooooo
Josiah Gomez
Are you mentally addled? There was never an argument. Stating that you hope that americans will keep their archaic and moronic laws just so that a maximum possible amount of amerifats will die a horrible and painful death is an expression of attitude or belief.
Austin Moore
Goddamn son have the government mentality cucked you. You couldn't even imagine the u.s goverment knocking down your door and shoving it's dick up your ass just cause. I got some delicious flint,Michigan water you can drink up,just open your mouth and close your eyes.I am from the goverment, you can trust me.
Dominic Gonzalez
S11E5
Elijah Russell
guns would be useless against lisa's huge posterior anyways
Isaiah Brooks
>He just bought a fun for the riots. Where do I buy fun?
Nathan Wright
at the funhouse (formerly gunhouse)
Matthew Carter
So you're shitposting. I don't mind if you do but at least own the fact that you are instead of dancing around it.
Juan Wilson
The second amendment was written so that the US government would not need to provide conscripted soldiers with firearms since they would just be forced to bring their own. It exists because the US government is, and always has been, cheap.
Now let's see what kind of weird shit this thread devolves into before it ends up deleted.
Guns in cartoons thread?
Samuel Jones
But he’s right. If Americans cared about using guns to rebel against the government, they wouldn’t have allowed their police to turn into a military force.
Henry Perry
Would lisa say that about the rest of the amendments as well, feel like she at leasts wants to ban "hate speech"
Julian Price
a sexy idiot
Cameron Phillips
So how long has this samefag being haunting Simpsons threads saying Lisa is sexy?
Aaron Nelson
>The second amendment was written so that the US government would not need to provide conscripted soldiers with firearms since they would just be forced to bring their own. >It exists because the US government is, and always has been, cheap.
You're sort of correct but actually it was because if army recruits already knew how to handle a firearm, they would need less training and would be ready to go into battle.
Luke Hill
since the beginning of simpsons threads
Hudson Rogers
>Now let's see what kind of weird shit this thread devolves into before it ends up deleted.
My money's on Lisa's feet.
Cooper Richardson
So, American citizens were supposed to shoot each other or at least at tin cans for fun, as training?
Gavin Davis
In the Civil War, the Union cavalry in the Eastern theater was hot garbage for the longest time because it was nothing but city kids from Philly and NYC who didn't know how to ride a horse (often they didn't know how to handle a gun either). They never had that problem in the West where soldiers were tough farmers and frontiersmen.
Liam Wilson
>or at least at tin cans for
Since when did they have tin cans in the 1700s?
>The tin canning process was allegedly created by the Frenchman Philippe de Girard, but the idea eventually passed to British merchant Peter Durand who was used as an agent to patent Girard's idea in 1810.[2] The canning concept was based on experimental food preservation work in glass containers the year before by the French inventor Nicholas Appert. Durand did not pursue food canning, but, in 1812, sold his patent to two Englishmen, Bryan Donkin and John Hall, who refined the process and product, and set up the world's first commercial canning factory on Southwark Park Road, London. By 1813 they were producing their first tin canned goods for the Royal Navy. By 1820, tin canisters or cans were being used for gunpowder, seeds, and turpentine.
Easton Howard
you got the tism, son
Nicholas Hernandez
>was trying to make a low-effort ">be American >get shot" joke >user was too dumb to even notice it and just jumped on the part about tin cans and copypasted a Wikipedia page to refute me You're breaking my balls.
>try to make a joke with the lowest hanging fruit possible >attempt to claim the other guy is dumb
Jaxson Hernandez
This was the one where on the DVD commentary they called John Swartzwelder at home while he was barbecuing.
Brayden Hill
America
Josiah White
Going back to just the 1900s, the large majority of america was wilderness. A lot of people still hunted for food, and cops were only in large cities and hub towns. The last large scale Native american raid on settlers was 1898. That wasn't very long ago from a historic standpoint. People just saying "I mean it's current year people come on ughk" isn't that great of an argument for many people. Especially when outbreaks are happening and people are fist fighting over toilet paper.
Michael Gonzalez
>No one said anything about a militia, just the right to own weapons
>A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
It's almost as if you don't actually know what the 2nd amendment says.
Leo Wood
Which is the point moron. Guerilla action and disobedience still hasn't been beat for ruining countries
Carter Powell
This should make you think.
Henry Jackson
The Founding Fathers hated the idea of a standing national army. They believed that a standing army would lead to states' rights being trampled by a too-powerful national gov't using that army to override state laws. They instead promoted the idea of state militias - citizens forming under government leadership to form temporary armies in times of crisis.
They recognized, however, that this left the country vulnerable. If a bad actor were to gain national power and ban assembly or gun ownership then militias would be unable to form and face a foreign power's invasion.
That is why the 2nd amendment was made: to ensure the US could form militias in lieu of a standing army.
But hey, guess what: WE HAVE A STANDING ARMY NOW The moment we established a federally controlled armed forces the 2nd amendment lost its purpose. It's entirely vestigial and any argument that it has use is just fucking wrong.
Hunter Smith
shall
Kayden Wood
man the cops don't even come around my neighborhood, so don't even give me that "just trust the government to ensure your security" bullshit, user.
Matthew Cook
Did your government give you permission to post this?
Kayden Stewart
>the right of the people
Joshua Bailey
Now imagine some screwhead of the president making an ACTUAL oppressive regime, using that army, while the citizens are disarmed. What then? Surrender and submit to the new overlord?
Adam White
not
Kevin Davis
lisa cunny > lisa feet
Jeremiah Morgan
>They believed that a standing army would lead to states' rights being trampled by a too-powerful national gov't using that army to override state laws Wow gee golly willickers That's almost completely fucking correct.
John Martinez
>The moment we established a federally controlled armed forces the 2nd amendment lost its purpose. You can't be this retarded, that's the same as saying once the FCC was created the 1st amendment lost its purpose. Despite having a standing army the expressed purpose of the 2nd amendment was self preservation and protection of one's self and property. It doesn't just lose its purpose because we now have an army that can defend US soil.
Oliver Jenkins
We get it, you’re a cunt from a less free nation.
Robert Flores
The 2nd amendment is not for the protection of private property. It is for national security.
The Founders would say that at that point you've already lost, and they believed that back when the most advanced weaponry available was muskets and cannons
Almost.
Again, the 2nd amendment is not for the protection of private property. You're simply wrong. I urge you to actually read my post instead of just having a kneejerk reaction.
You’re an idiot. I bet you’ve never even held a weapon
Ryan Thomas
Apologies, I slightly misread your post; the Founders would say that even an armed populace cannot face a national army. That was one of their most sincerely held beliefs and is the reason they were against the creation of a national army in the first place.
Angel Price
Come and take it faggot
Xavier Powell
This user: >the 2nd amendment lost its purpose
Also this user: >If a bad actor were to gain national power and ban assembly or gun ownership then
the level of fucking mental dissonance and dishonesty needed to hold such views simultaneously
>The moment we established a federally controlled armed forces the 2nd amendment lost its purpose Get shot faggot, you are too stupid to share air with.
Julian Gomez
I've hunted and eaten wild deer and I enjoy shooting my BIL's rifles at the range.
That doesn't change you being very fucking wrong about the 2nd amendment and American history.
I don't want to take your guns, I want you to stop making retarded arguments for keeping them.
>cutting off the sentence to avoid what it's actually saying The full sentence is >If a bad actor were to gain national power and ban assembly or gun ownership then militias would be unable to form and face a foreign power's invasion
We don't need the 2nd amendment to fight off a foreign invasion. It has lost its purpose.
>private property fuck you, user. i never said anything about personal property. guns are for protecting one's self. step out of your ivory tower and get a reality check
Christian Harris
but there's no king of england, why do we need the 2nd again?
Hudson Butler
>dont want to take your guns >the Second has lost its purpose.
Honestly Its shocking how few people know the Federalist papers even exist. Its literally the founders clarifying what they indented and solidifying from further talks.
The 2nd amendment is also not for personal protection.
I have, and if you had you'd realize that Madison (one of the few founding fathers who wasn't completely against a standing army) shares the same concerns as the other founders should the army reach any reasonable level of power.
Madison was also not the only founding father, and his opinion that a "small army" would be ok was not shared.
>it's literally the founders clarifying what they intended No it isn't, it's John Madison and Alexander Hamilton (and to a lesser extent John Jay) making arguments for the ratification of the constitution.
Too complicated for you?
You already do
Camden Gonzalez
>Misrepresenting US constitutional Law, is surprise, AGAINST THE FUCKING LAW And the frightening thing is the US supreme court has done this so many fucking times.
Jaxon Nguyen
The best part of this, is that it was entirely about the ATF trying to justify its existence.
There was no crime, the agents shot first, (and possibly only) shot people fleeing the fire, and very likely started the fire themselves.
But the government will protect you.
Gabriel Green
>misrepresenting US constitutional law is against the law No it isn't you fucking clown
Oh no, how will we ever know what was meant 200 years from now on a bootleg comics uploading host image board?
The entire premise of RIGHTS is that they are inherent aspects of reality and existence, and any documents merely recognizes that existence, not to provide them as a PRIVILEDGE does. You can't remove someone's right to defend themselves with any object, any more than you can remove someone's ability to think words. To do so would be to physically cut off every person's hands, tongues and lobotomize them, and make them invalids in a chair hooked up to life support until they gracelessly expire from old age. Rights never lose their purpose because of new inventions or beurocractic nightmares, rights remain existant in the world as long as people exist to ACKNOWLEDGE THEM and uphold them against dipshits like you who wrongfully claim that people don't need guns because "muh army" and "muh police state". Nnniiiggggggeeerrr.
OK so first im just going to say it, even as a lawyer federalism was amped up by judges in the high court fucking states forever. (Australia btw)
Secondly, why does it matter the intent of the writers if the piece of legislation is still relevant today? Take if from someone with an extremely limited constitution that the HCA stretches to its limit. You don't want to be in a situation where you have limited rights invented by the Court that can be legislated away.
Isaiah Clark
>Federalist papers goes into WHY they did not want a standing army. >Legit concerns that hold weight today, perhaps more than ever. >Same for any federal agency really. >Oh but now that we have one may as well get rid of the main measure that limit governmental power
Fuck off you worthless, subhuman coon.
Grayson Brown
>You can't be this retarded, that's the same as saying once the FCC was created the 1st amendment lost its purpose The FCC is supposed to establish uniform standards for OTA radio and TV signal transmission (eg. what frequencies can be used). What does that have to do with the 1st Amendment?
Asher Brooks
i thought that happened because of deregulation and privatization.
in case england invades to steal away lisa simpson
Matthew Howard
I own guns and hunt, but I never understand why anyone thinks they can actually overthrow the govt or have a chance at combating them. They have damn drones that can blow you up whenever, or just launch a missile strike at a bunker. For some reason psycho preppers feel like if the govt goes full corrupt evil and doesn't give a fuck anymore that they'd still honor the rules of combat to give them a fighting chance. No above average gun enthusiast hoarder is at best on the level of a middle school child having the chance to beat a pro sports team. It isn't going to happen and the only way they'd even get any points is because the pro team is pulling punches. I love guns but I hate when it gives people a false sense of preparedness or security.
Cooper Sanchez
>rights can't be taken away! Then you don't have any you massive cocksleeve. You have priveleges.
Jeremiah Barnes
Oh hey you didn't fucking mention those concerns because you aren't familiar with what they are, you're just SURE that they line up with what you personally believe.
You're an idiot.
Daniel Jones
This meme has been posted in every 2nd Amendment thread ever and been systematically debunked, yet still gets used anyway.
Noah Foster
Flint you mean? The exact opposite actually. They knew the pipes needed an overhaul for near a decade. But did fuck all until it was to late. Then when the issue got national attention, rather than let the workers do their fucking jobs, they began regulating as many aspects of the work as they can to appear as if they are actively working on the issue they themselves caused. It of course, slowed work to a crawl
Fuck you user no one cares about your fucked constitution.
Connor Bell
>he should not be referenced for public policy Way to not watch the video or understand what's being said to you.
Nathan Wood
I don't know why people don't bring this up more often. Even if you don't expect to outright defeat an oppressive government, an insurgency from an armed populace can slow them down and force them to give up, or at least force some concessions. And who knows, you might actually win. Better than lying down and taking it.
Cameron Wright
>all these angry replies >not even a single attempt to contradict the content of the posts Yas Forumsfags BTFO will they ever recover?
If it were a matter of just killing all the dudes America would have just carpet bombed everything into oblivion. But we don't want to just kill their dudes, we need their country to have infrastructure for us to exploit a functioning government so we can gtfo and not have to worry about them sending GTA high scorers after us.
Jack Gutierrez
Not him, but I'm a fucking idiot.
Carson Williams
But like really when it comes down to the crunch and not just online. How many people would rather die on their feet than live on their knees?
Kayden Hughes
Guns actually empower people who are often at a physical disadvantage, like women and the elderly. Example: some young guy busts into a grandma’s house. The young guy could just rob her and rape her and basically do whatever the fuck she wants, but if she has a gun, she at least stands a fighting chance. Knew a lot of elderly ladies from my old neighborhood who were armed. Lot of them just kept their husband’s gun after he died. They slept a lot better knowing they could at least defend themselves. I don’t see how gun ownership “isn’t relevant” since it was always about empowering the people.
Jose Gutierrez
Lad thats not even correct. His points were challenged but he refuses to acknowledge that and like all trolls keeps ranting the same and using old copy-pasted bullshit.
Austin Gutierrez
>user can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy: the post