Be me

>Be me
>Living in Spain
>Currently quarantined
>Only me and hot housemate left here
>How long until her standards drop and we fucking?
Creepshot included

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2 days.

Just get her drunk.

Nice

Way more than 14 days that's for sure.

None in

Noooo
Think positive thoughts

post more of her!

She facing me now, I’ll try get pic without her noticing

I would try and comfort her if I were you, take things slow.
Unless she thinks you're ugly then you definitely need her to drop her standers to have a chance

dubs, OP give us some good shit man. She has a fine ass

Also, maybe watch horror movies, as the brain has trouble telling the difference between fear and sexual arousal. Not even kidding about this.

clean your fucking camera lens holy shit

if you are posting to Yas Forums about it instead of chatting her up you are already too lost to ever hook up with her. man up

Not slain. Spain doesn’t have those light switches.

>she sees me as a friend and nothing else
Already done, sorry op.
There are extremely rare exceptions (less rare if you count rape) but chances of getting out of the friend zone are astonishingly slim.
It's not bad to be friends with a girl but it does mean that it's close to 100% you will not be sleeping with her. Simply being "around you" is not a form of seduction, and girls aren't nearly as fucking needy for fucking as porn will make you think.

With the disclaimer that this still won't work, my best advice would be to keep your fucking distance. Stop sucking her goddamn dick all day. Focus on work or doing other cool shit. Pretend you met a girl online and are into her. Stay busy, and if you can't stay busy doing cool shit, pretend you are busy doing cool shit. The point is to appear as you have a life that is awesome that doesn't include her.

Again, there are exceptions. It's completely possible to have a housemate/roommate/whatever that is a FWB situation. This is also extremely rare and even rarer to emerge out of a friendship.
Every girl has stories about a guy-friend who interpreted normal hanging out as "maybe we will fuck later" and they hate that shit.

I'm not saying it's right or trying to be a white knight, just telling you how it fucking is. Sometimes things suck.

Rape it is OP

Lens broken sorry, damn apple crap

I appreciate the effort but that pic is un jerkable due to the quality bro

get face pic of fuck off

I wouldn’t say I’m in the friendzone, it’s just usually the guys she brings home are not exactly like me. They’re more 6pack abs I’m more 6pack or beer

Cropped face for her privacy, I ain’t an asshole

Best I can do with camera I got

Then what are you expecting exactly.
Not her type, no chance I guess.

you gotta do what you gotta do, go to the strore get alco

>i'm not in the friendzone but hold on while i explain my situation which is the friendzone

Nah just someone who’s posting a girl on the I ferner while she has no clue you want to have sex with her and sharing your desire on here. No asshole at all

Stuck in quarantine together, she has high sex drive with the number of guys she brings home. Her standards drop being stuck inside and her desire for cock grows

You’re in the friend zone you fat fuck. You have no chance with her ever

Ok then not a complete asshole

How are you sure of that? Maybe you repulse her sexually, maybe not. Try getting drunk and watching movies.

Only thing that can help I think

Yeah not how it works exactly. A woman won’t fuck someone who she put in the friend zone plus she can find others to sneak in and fuck

Ok I’ll try that
A man can dream, right?

How I Met Your Mother: The naked man! Is your answer

Also most of Spain is on lockdown
OP is a dirty dirty liar

That's friendzone.
I don't want to veer into stupid pick up artist shit but a girl will decide if she'd fuck you very early on. You shoot your shot and move on, that's how it works. You've been basically shooting your shot for however long you've lived with her and never moved on, which only makes it worse.
She does not view you as someone she fucks.
This means you can't fuck her by being yourself because yourself sucks. Your options are the normal ones: alcohol, drugs, rape, etc.
Note that post fucking your living situation will change drastically. 1% chance she wants to continue fucking as friends that fuck, 99% chance she hates you and moves out or kicks you out or gets someone to beat your ass.

Op stated he was currently on lockdown in Spain you retard

there's to many white people in spain

we need to send them our mexicans instead of building a wall

Keep it coming

Also best time to get close, randomly touch (dont hold u creep) her hair, shoulders, back to start closing the gap.

why are you fat? That isn't how you get laid user

Ehh half right.

You could have a fatpack and still fuck hot girls. Problem is she’s not into *you* either, so forget about it. Plus she’s your housemate.

Don’t fuck your housemate.

He said quarantine
Learn to read dumby dumb dumb

If you think that way, thats the vibes you gonna radiate

same difference you fucking retard,nobody cares about op's shit hole country or his retarded cuck fantasies anyway

>guys she brings home

yep,friendzoned

>randomly touch (dont hold u creep) her hair, shoulders, back to start closing the gap.

That’s pretty creep, bro. If you’re gonna touch, do back of the hand casually on the shoulder or bicep.

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What the difference? He stuck in house with hottie

grab a fistful of her panties and take a pic

Any requests?

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You're mentally handicapped son
One is control of a city, meaning curfew, no unnecessary travel, patrols, social distancing, managed food, etc
The other means spending 14 days indoors

Never mind she gone to her room to take phonecall

sharpie in pooper

>son

fuck off kid,im not your "son"

>post fucking your living situation will change drastically. 1% chance she wants to continue fucking as friends that fuck, 99% chance she hates you and moves out or kicks you out or gets someone to beat your ass.
why do you say that?

she's probably telling the person about how big of a creep her roommate is how much she wants to leave

just openly be a creep around her and see how she reacts. stare at her ass and tits, touch her

Thank God, I'd have topped myself with disappointment

>topped myself

what kind of faggot uses the word topped? thank god gay people cant reproduce you absolute faggot

take a better picture of her feet

>why do you say that?
Okay, let's consider the absolute best case.
You get her drunk and fuck her.
The next morning she is going to regret it. Not just because she isn't into you, but because she'll interpret it as you taking advantage of her (which is likely correct).
If she was into you to begin with this would be far less of an issue but we've already covered that. You not liking the answer isn't relevant.
There is a reason it's considered stupid to shit where you eat. Similar to why it's usually stupid to fuck a co-worker, you don't normally want to fuck your roommate.
One night stands are a thing because one of them get to leave immediately afterwards. If she fucks you she is still stuck with your fat ass, not only during this virus shit, but due to her living situation. Even if she isn't pissed immediately, she is going to work herself up and become pissed. It means drama, hurt feelings, resentment, and eventually one of her brothers is going to force you to gtfo.

This is common sense btw so if this is difficult then you have other issues to work on first before you plan your fuck party.

Ok no more photos, don’t want to ruin what little chance I have

Never. She's been on gaurd since you met because you're creepy as fuck. You need to lower your standards to your own level.