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Friendly fire!

any porn with more than one penis is ALWAYS gay porn for faggots.

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>be me
>43 years old
>married with two brown kids, 8 and 10
>wife and I never have sex obviously
>wife same age as me, but fat
>by fat I mean 400+
>people think I get laid so whatever
>one day hear about corona virus
>gets bad enough wife begs me to use vacation time
>the four of us were locked up in the house for a week straight
>be surfing the interwebs
>people are panic buying TP, hand sanitizer, masks, and canned food
>have idea
>grab cuck brother and rent a trailer
>drive around for hours
>go from store to store buying all the shit we can
>we get in fights often
>we always lose
>doesnt matter, we filled my truck and the trailer
>go home and wait
>news starts reporting shortages
>finally.mp3
>start listing shit on amazon, ebay, facebook you name it
>one thousand percent markup
>making a shit load of money
>suddenly don't feel so good
>high temp, coughing
>get banned from selling online
>get death threats
>fat cunt of a wife starts bitching at me to sell the rest
>find someone local that wants a few cases of TP
>go meet him
>get my ass kicked again
>lose TP
>at least they didn't take my lifted FORD F150
>get home
>wifes boyfriend meets me in driveway
>waitwut.mpeg
>nigger ofc
>yells at me for getting wife and kids sick with corona
>wife said not to leave the house
>nigger kicks my ass
>then shoots me
>I wake up in hospital, cops are there
>inform me that nigger shot my wife, then cops shot him
>but not before setting the house on fire and stealing my truck
>now I'm homeless with two brown kids and we all have corona

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Actual true story
>be me
>37 yo
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him, still virgin
>pathological fear of viruses since middle school, when the teacher made us watch outbreak
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>been trying to fuck her for years
>one day announces that she "doesnt feel good"
>father and I start discussing plans on where to get TP
>few days later, sister still sick
>mom takes her to doctor, it's corona
>who gives a shit
>my father and I sit down and talk about acquiring TP
>discuss for a few minutes
>we go out
>dad tells me "be prepared to fight"
>we come home empty handed
>I got my ass kicked by a 19 yo fat chick with three kids
>I have two black eyes, and a broken nose
>dad can't stop laughing uncontrollably
>sister can't stop laughing uncontrollably
>mom just coughs uncontrollably
>try to get sister to suck my dick in exchange for TP
>denied.webm
>whole family laugh-coughs at me
>climb in shower
>water is as hot as it will go but feels lukewarm
>shit, now I have a fever
>reach out and grab TP and pull into shower with me
>TP gets heavy as it soaks up water from shower
>last roll of TP in house
>I may be a virgin and dying, but I'm taking the TP with me

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Wtf is that?

Reply "arigato corona chan" to doom a boomer
youtu.be/Pg47PYBHcYc

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkh2oIo4-M

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Kidney stones

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In 100 years white people are going to be collecter items

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Mexican jumping bean

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z5WNjAt7Ifw
corona cure

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actually laughed

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that's pretty gay

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You're an unfunny faggot.

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Saved

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Anti-Nigger Stealing Device (ANSD)

He farted in the car

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Downhill Jam

*burps*

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kidney with kidney stones

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wow

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wateringtheruits.webm

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Direct barotrauma to the lungs I hope this shortened his life by min 20 years.

More like kidney stones with kidney

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Is there a part 2 where the lion kills them all?

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looks like my wifes pussy after her BF has been with her

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i hopew those kids have aids

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Then the world will be filled with trash and the shit you see here. Planet of the Apes.

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at first i was like wtf?
but then okay they're bracelets

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kekkle

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>>I got my ass kicked by a 19 yo fat chick with three kids
>>I have two black eyes, and a broken nose

where are all the videos of this shit? I know they're out there. We should be having threads full of them!!!

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there was a funny story about a guy visiting auschwitz and pulling the same stunt on an old lady in one of the rooms.

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GOD DAMN That road rash.....

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Should do this at the back of every deportation van

Beat the shit out of that guy

poor kitty :(