Toilet paper roll call!!

You're a fucking faggot.

I regret nothing.

an asshole as big as you needs this much toilet paper.

I literally have 2 rolls. went to the store yesterday. it was completely fucking sold out. i couldn't believe it. I am going to the store again tonight to see if they got anything

It's OK, you can still buy an old phone book off an elderly neighbor. While I wipe with glorious quilted 2-ply.

36 rolls of angel soft

Because anonymous always delivers, go to a WalMart's camping area and buy the camper toilet paper everyone else forgot about.

serious god damn fucking faggots. you are making an artificial shortage for no good fucking reason. yes I am fucking mad because I am the guy that only has 3 fucking rolls because of asshole retards like you.

Glorious 2-ply? Hey guys! Come check out this poorfag who calls 2ply TP "glorious" ! Let's laugh at him!

>10 rolls
>shortage
It's like a single pack, what are you going on about?

I only have 18 rolls to last me for a 21-day quarantine. I'm so fucked

Spam-bot.

Toilet paper? I have 3 nubian sex slave servants that lick my asshole clean every morning.

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you a narc?

ten rolls? I buy 4 rolls in a pack and it lasts a week or two. yes, I started buying the single ply cheap ass shit recently because it lasts longer and my asshole isnt worth quilted bullshit which is just a marketing gimmick to charge 5 times as much for shit wipe paper

what an idiot. YOU created the problem.

did you see the dumbfuck that has over 17000 hand sanitizer and amazon blacklisted his dumb profiteering ass? so glad he's gonna take a bath on his fucking simple ass greed.

I was able to get my hands on a 9-roll pack of Charmin UltraStrong Mega rolls today. Since my shits are 99% perfect, I reckon it'll last me well into next year.

So what. I have over 600 rolls. Suck it.

Ill sell you some toilet paper even give you a discount say 20$ a roll

Local shopkeeper told me he'd been approached by a guy selling TP.
Kicked him out on his ass.

He still made money

I'd wipe my ass with leaves from the backyard before I rewarded a guy like you.

Had 36 rolls, gave 12 to the folks.
They were all "oh son-user, it's just a flu" and missed the guess.
Yes, I'm a decent son, even to moronic folks.

Whoa, stand back everybody. We got a tough guy here!

too bad. it's not as much as he wanted though.
fucking hoarder

He may be tough, but he smells like shit.

Japanese bidet master race, here. Keep wiping your shit cutters with dead trees you filthy plebs. Your petty peasant problems do not concern me.

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Leaves!? My friend are you joking? You think your ass is going to like the rough texter of leaves? My friend, ill sell you two rolls at 15$, we are talking a great deal 25 percent off. Your first two rolls of charmin extra soft double layered toliet paper.

"How do you dry your ass?"
"With toilet paper"

You're insane. There's something fucking wrong with you.

I'll tell you one thing that's not wrong with me...any lack of TOILET PAPER!

I have 2x24 packs and 5 loose rolls on the side, but a family of 4 and 3 toilets.

But toilet paper in a flu pandemic isn't about wiping your ass...

>fucking hoarder
For having 8.5 rolls of toilet paper?

The Man With 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer Just Donated Them nyti.ms/33lqnqp

The Man With 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer Just Donated Them
A Tennessee man had planned to sell his stockpile at marked-up prices online. Now he is under investigation for price gouging.
hahahaha guess your hero is about to fucked in the ass for being a greedy idiot.

What is it about then?

None
>Indian master race reporting in

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I would never help a person like you. never. I would die first

Promise?

You have too much toilet paper. That is wrong.

20 rolls. I'm gonna have to hunt for another 24 pack before month end or its Hand Time!

2.10

He said the outpouring of hate has been scary for him and his family. He said people have incessantly called his cellphone, posted his address online and sent pizzas to his home.

lol pizzas

During pneumonia you blow your nose every few minutes. In fact you NEED to blow your nose every few minutes to remove the pathogen growing in your lungs.

Toilet paper is a perfect way to contain the giant piles of Covid laced snot you will produce. Budget one roll per day per infected person.

I hope COVID 19 kills you and your entire family, and the last thing you look at are all the retarded rolls of TP that you fucked everyone else out of.

I just traded a 12 pack for:
12 cans of soup
6 jars of spaghetti sauce
2 boxes of pasta
12 cans of tuna

So, I have a little less than 600 rolls now. So you can slow your roll.

hahahaha touche my bro hahahahaha so clever

How fucked am I Yas Forumsros?

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Get ready to stand in line you stupid cunt

I only use baby wipes I have fair skin

yes this. this should be the punishment for hoarders and profiteers. they get injected with covid19 virus and put in cages in a zoo and people get to spit on them while they writhe in pain from the flu that kills them

I use 12 rolls every 3 months. I bought some before the lemmings started freaking out over a slightly worse flu.

I stupid for not being a dumbfuck pussy that panic buys? you stupid retard

6 3-ply rolls at the house, probably another 5-8 in my work van. my gfs bar she works at shut down because the bouncers daughter has the corona and is in quarantine now. waiting for the bouncer to be tested. the daughter ate there recently and was served by somebody she works with