BATTLE THREAD
political compass edition
Red = COMMIES
Blue = NAZIS
Green = NIGGAS
Yellow = WEEBS
Rules:
Type:
X side attacks Y side
in which case
0: captures 1 square
Dubs: captures 2 squares
Trips: captures 4 squares
Quads: captures 8 squares
Quints plus: instakill
Each side has numbers that instakill during attacks:
Commies: 1917
Nazis: 1488
Niggas: 1738
Weebs: 1776
GO GO GO
Nazis attack Weebs
(let's do warsaw pact)
reroll
Niggas attack Weebs, fuck weebs and fuck anime.
Commies on niggers
Rerolling this, USSR is a white state
Rolling Commies on Niggas
R E R O L L
Reroll
Don't give up we can clean the streets and put a breadline in the trap house
rerolling the above posts
Rolling Commies on Niggas...
...was it meant to be, lads?
Let's try something else: Weebs on Nazis, they went for us early
Re reroll
WELL SHIT LADS
Weebs wiping out the Niggas
I can get with this, roll to expand dem weebs
RE ROLL
Lets get this going!
Commies on niggers
Hell yes, Weebs on Niggers! Ain't never met a black weeaboo
Commies in China embargo Nike products!
Niggers on suicide watch...
weebs sending whaling fleets to china, go go go
Nazis on weebs
niggers on weebs
Shit this is looking bad for the Niggers...
Nazis on weebs, keep the warsaw pact. Weebs have gone too far in and we're isolated from niggers!
commies on weebs
Again
KRIEGSMARINE TURNS BACK WEEABOO WHALING FLEETS EN ROUTE TO AFRICA!
A minor but resounding victory for the Nazis!
Yee
Weebs got their win over niggas negated by OP.
Rolling for Weebs to strike back at Nazis instead.
nazis attack weeds
Rolling double whammy attack on niggers, we're rounding the post numbers...
Everyone gets to participate in thread but to be entirely fair I'm rerolling for you too...
3 things happen if this post resolves
Weebs going after the Nazis
Missclicked
Commies on niggers
Nazis take back the land lost to the weebs
NAZIS KILL WEEBS >:(
MASSIVE WEEABOO AND COMMIE VICTORY OVER NIGGERS! NAZIS FURTHER BACK!
Defeated whaling ships get lost in the Red Sea and attack the niggers along with the commies!
Nazis beaten back by the Kamikaze winds! Invasion at sea has been defeated!
red on yellow
Again
Germany will not fall
Nazis attack the weebs
If I get dubs OP puts a ship
Weeps keep pushing the Nazis back!
Reroll
Deutschland uber alles!
Weebs make a trade deal with nazis, dweebs gain one space
You got dubs of truth, this happens, nazis and weebs ally and make a space together
Nazi v commies
And again
Why did you break the warsaw pact you freak?
A nazi kills a nigger. Right in the fucken faces
COMMUNIST RUSSIA DROPS THE TSAR BOMBA ON LIBYA!
MASSIVE NEGRO CASUALTIES!
NIGGER FORCES PUSHED BACK TO THE SOUTH OF AFRICA!
NIGGER EXTERMINATION IS NIGH!
Nazis destroy the commies, 1488 get
die niggers
y>g
ONE
Again x2
reroll
Nazis against commies
fuckkkk again
naxis break the deal and try to take the divided territory
Weebs no longer even able to attack niggers
NIGGERS LOSE SOUTH AFRICA! BOER WAR 2 WON BY RUSSIA!
Niggers now isolated fighting chinks and ivans on all sides
reroll
yellow -> red roll
Weeaboo deep strike has annihilated the rest of Africa, setting fires deep within. These fires will spread and destroy things!
Nazi-Weeb Alliance attacks commies
reroll
Divided territory attacks... commies? Ok...
reroll!!!
>
Yellow on weebs, do eet!
Again x3
Light cyan becomes the Neo-Liberals and deems Nazis anti-semitic.
So close
again
Rr
Commies attack Nazis
AFRICA IS DESTROYED, EXTERMINATED, AT LAST!
FIRES CONTINUE!
Nazis attack commies
Niggas breed white girls
Attack is super effective vs commies
>Niggas breed white girls
Reroll
b>y
kill all otaku scum
Neoliberal forces devastated!
Commies on traitorous nazis
Niggas breed white girls
Attack is super effective vs commies
Again
Nazi attack Red faggots
that did a little bit
The nazis deploy fire crewsto stop the fire from spreading into their territory
A final nazi push conquers the neo-liberals
This works, despite there being no reason for it to have worked
Operation Barbarossa begins! Burned-out area is reclaimed!
Neolibs are massive fags and set themselves on fucking fire
Rerolll
Fuck
Reroll
Reroll