Would you?
Would you?
Gavin King
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Christian Reyes
Isaac Collins
I'll have two corny logs, a steaming log large, a number Sixx with extra shit, a number seven, two number 45s - one with shit - and a large diarrhea
Colton Hughes
Matthew Gomez
Could I?
Lincoln Thomas
Should you?
Eli Scott
I think yes
Andrew Morales
Definitely!
Caleb Nelson
Kys faggot
>Saged
Owen Flores
do not
Angel Torres
I'll cum inside his boy pussy and get him pregnant with triplets.
Joseph Sullivan
William Long
ascend in years
Jackson Nguyen
irrevocably
Josiah Ross
Have you ever had a sudden, ravaging desire to slidd one of Andy Sixx's logs of shit down your God-damn throat? A hunger so powerful for his steamy, creamy, dreamy logs that your mind becomes warped, you have fecal vision blurs, your throat unclogs, and your entire conscioussness draws blank except for flashes of your past encounters with his bursting asshole. What would you do?
Bentley Thomas
Carson Kelly
I would hunt over 9000 elephants to take their ivory, trade it in to some batshit insane Liberian slave owners so I can get some blood diamonds, and trade those diamonds to a thin-dicked rock analyst who'd say "Nah these ain't diamonds, but I'll keep 'em" just so I can crush his skull in with his Computer Tower, take the diamonds back, along with rubies, emeralds, mustard gas crystals, hide them in my asshole after filling it with Tide pods, get arrested by the cops for killing a faggot scammer, pretend I live near a BVB concert location, so I get taken to that area, trick the cops into thinking they'll run someone over, so they get scared, and cause me to get an adrenaline rush, so I can break the cuffs, destroy the grate between me and the cops, take their shotgun, and kill both of them, then I take their car, drive to the BVB concert, give security a blood diamond so he'll let me pass, then goto andy's dressing room, and give him all of the jewels just so I can ask him to slid a hulking log of fucking shit down my esophagus. That's how dedicated I am.
Lincoln Ward
Ryan Cook
what if I told you Andy just polished off about $150 worth of those insane hot habanero wings and even chugged a pint of blue cheese on a dare... carried away in the moment, he even took up one of the kitchen workers on a dare to eat a couple raw wings. It's been about 45 minutes, and Andy is starting to sweat and rip really threatening sounding fards. Only one problem, pal. The toilets are out of order. Big problem with the plumbing, gonna take days to fix. The only other option is your worthless emocore throat. Are you ready? You fucking better be, kiddo.
Liam Cox
exit childhood
Cameron Robinson
Colton Evans
SO FUKKING HOTT!!!
I wanna find where Andy lives, order him an extra large meatfeast, jalapeno and corn pizza with a side of garlic bread and spicy wings, wait for him to eat it and then crawl down the sewer closest to his house with a table, a candle, a silver platter, shiny cutlery and wearing my best dinner jacket.
Noah Long
achieve age
Jonathan Gonzalez
I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What is 'slidding'"? And I tell them look, we know what slidding is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of logs you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Slidding of the tiny and bland logs. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what slidding is, do you want to know what slidding is? I'll tell you.
First of all Andy Sixx's logs, by the way I love Andy Sixx. He's probably my favorite guy of all time. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of steamy, creamy logs slidding down my throat. Except for Dani Filth, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, tepid pee pee, on and on, like that. He's like a room temperature lemonade! You know what I mean? He's like a kid's lemonade stand. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these logs and we can eat them, or just suck on them. Did you know that? They don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the sucking of logs than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best slidding, believe me. OK? Alright.
"We gonna suck the hell out of those logs, believe me," Thank You, Thank you, Thank you.
Brody Edwards
Gabriel Ward
You got me bewitched
By your anal shit smell
(Woah oh oh)
Must be a bitch
Cuz I wanna swallow as well
(Woah oh oh)
Ethan Smith
As you hear the zip of his jean you can feel your mouth start to water as he slowly squats over you big black lips. You pucker up as anus does the same. You connect perfectly and get a good seal like docking a space shuttle. He bears down gently as suck full force. You feel your dick grow to diamonds in your pants. That creamy Log sliddes down your gullet into your belly. He undocks from your lips and you lay back with a full belly and a wet stain on your pants 100% satisfied. Daily reminder
Jose Murphy
Charles Gomez
Carson Stewart
BIG STINKY SHITS
Ayden Brooks
Wyatt Kelly
Aaron Barnes
Ryder Reyes
Eat this Eustace and grow up!
Brody Anderson
Isaac Wood
Anthony Myers
Owen Flores
My favorite is the large diarrhea milk shake with extra peanuts!
Elijah Diaz
idk..seems like a fun idea
Wyatt Harris
Nicholas Sanders
Henry King
nice larp
Dominic Brown
Christopher Hill
Aaron Mitchell
Adam Long
>still desperate to LIE
Blake Nelson
Jordan Miller
Justin Sanders
that is hard to read, was it written by a child?
Sebastian White
>Inspecting elements
Landon Richardson
Colton Miller
Would you?
Wyatt Thomas
>this proves something. IT HAS TO!!!111
Logan Rodriguez
Jeremiah Cox
Leo Clark
Isaac Wilson
Wyatt Williams
John Bell
Leo Jenkins
I’m 90% sure that’s my thread
Kayden Long
Elijah Price
Omg this hurt my feelings so much, I will never log post again! :,,,,,,(
Carson Phillips
Brody Carter
ok
Samuel Butler
is it true that log posting is a desperate lie? I always thought it was a true story
Connor Hernandez
Luke Clark
typical logfag
Andrew Hughes
Blake Howard
His throat is clogged LOL
Ian Morales
Elijah Gutierrez
by mom's free food
Nathaniel Ramirez
By one of these