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Some random bitch with jizz in her bra. Duh.

As soon as I know I can get away with creampieing a girl I do it.

When I felt a condom break, I just kept fucking her and shot my cum deep inside her.

When I took a girl home without getting her number, I made sure I pumped a load into her pussy. After she told me she wasn't on birth control.

I met a traveler on tinder and got her raw immediately, didn't even try to pull out. Passed it off as not cumming. But then she came back for more a second night and I knew it was the last time I'd see her. So I just openly came inside her. And she liked it. I even shot another load into her. Unfortunately she didn't get pregnant.

At this point I'm trying to knock them up. And I'll likely end up with a dozen bastards in the next few years if my girlfriend leaves me.

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colleague i live with. when she wears strappy tops like in pic i can see which bra she's wearing. so there i days i know her tits are covered in my cum

I am 36. Recently started dating a 38 years woman. She is interesting and looks very fine. She has a daughter of 16 that straight forward told me she wants to fuck. She send me a full video, including face, while masturbating. She is legal age in my country. But I don't want to ruin the relationship with her mother. However, I don't thinks the relationship an procede due to her daughter approach

At school I shit in a locker, found an old lock and locked it.
They should have fun cleaning that at the end of the year

Post bra covered in your cum or fake

Fuck the daughter. Then sloppy seconds the mother. If it's legal, it's not like you are losing anything. And you might find that the mom wants to keep you so much she lets you fuck the daughter.

I was in a basement during a family gathering and there was a commotion upstairs because my grandmother had a heart attack but I stayed down for 10 extra minutes because I had to finish my wank.

She died an hour later.

Pretty good wank though.

don't have a pic. you'll just have to believe it's fake then

I don't think the mother would want that she is Conservative. I was thinking about ending the relationship with her and fuck the daughter . I once went with two sisters. And almost happened a trio. But one of the sister back off

I blow my friend sometimes. ama

I do this to my wife. But her panties. Full of my cum everyday

Do you sallow? Female or male?

yes, male

>daughter wants to fuck
>hasn't fucked her yet

GTFO larper

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Most believable one.

kek

Have you ever considered that I am a man of God and could not stand the idea of my daughter wanting to have sex with me before we actually get married?

My wife stopped putting out 6 months ago. Tried everything, from talking to romantic evenings, feeling her up or buying her shit. Nothing works. So at the moment in banging one of my classmates (evening school). Shes a 7 and i would never leave my wife for her or anything, its just pure sex.

Well what does your wife expect? She sounds like a selfish cunt, so I don't blame you. Nice dubs, by the way

I just want it all to end. I'm so tired of the horniness and loneliness

>its just pure sex.
You have no idea how retarded you are.

Your missing out

I've been hoarding tp and all kinds of foods in the past month, my sister made fun of me at first but she's moved to my place and she's not allowed to go anywhere(total lockdown here in Italy).
I'd love to turn her into my sex slave for making fun of me while I was buying beans and other stuff. But to tell the truth I always loved seeing her depressed for exams or breakups and when we were little I'd hit her just to see her cry.

Based.
This is why abortion shouldn't be legal.

Why?

I have no idea honestly. She just sais it will pass. But it doesnt.

It's never 'just' sex with a woman. They ALWAYS want something more. Plus metoo means she can claim you raped her and your doomed.

>I'd love to turn her into my sex slave
>but I also love to see her sad
I'm not sure if my reading comprehension is shit, your ability to form a sentence is shit or one of us is retarded but I have no idea what you were trying to say with that.

Clearly

>Plus metoo means she can claim you raped her and your doomed
That's why I always hide a tape recorder somewhere in my stuff and ask the girl "You sure you want this?" like 3 or 5 times before fucking her.

That can't be admitted as evidence because you can't record people without their consent. At least in the US

Doesn't it ruin the mood?

Recording someone without their consent is perfectly legal if the recording unmasks a crime(at least in Romania) and falsely accusing me of rape is a crime.

Glad to hear Romania has some common sense laws. The U.S is a hellhole

Jezus christ thats pathetic, im from the eu, so no metoo bullshit here.
Secondly shes married to and we are open about the fact that there are no feelings and neither of us wants to lose our family. We just both lack sex. We have a class together once every 2 weeks so during the break we fuck. Thats it.
Dont believe everything you read in twitter or fb. Most of that shit doesn't impact normal peoples lives

Lucky you. I live in commiefornia where women are batshit insane leftists.
>Most of that shit doesn't impact normal peoples lives
Until it does

Just went on a date with a guy an hour ago and he did the my mates phoning me walk out trick. Feeling pretty damn shit and hideous right now. Was my first date in 5 years and I'm really wishing I kept it to myself rather than tell friends how excited I was. I'm not as confident as i portray

>I'm not as confident as i portray
Isn't that all of us?

America is fucked. Social media cucked you guys so hard its hilarious. Europe sucks but at least our woman know shit like that doesnt fly (for normal ppl attleast).

Sometimes I'm seriously considering hiring a prostitute because I'm too retarded to get a real girl's pussy.

i guess so

do it, i used to escort and it's not as hard or scary as you think. If it helps you feel more confident in the long run you've nothing really to lose

>America is fucked.
In more ways than you can imagine

Back in college I watched my high school sweetheart and long time gf get railed by a second string lineman on our football team. I was psychologically in a bad place, self-confidence in the gutter, and finally got her agreeing that she deserved a real man with a big dick. This was way before being a cuck was as mainstream(?) as it seems to be now.

Dude didn’t care that I watched as long as I didn’t participate. There was almost no foreplay outside of my gf’s sad attempt to go down on thick cock. She made noises I never heard her make. She said things she never said to me. She had no problem going bareback. Her legs quivered as he held them close to his shoulder as he plowed her on the edge of her two twin beds that had been pushed together in her dorm room.

He pulled out when he was close to finishing and she obediently slid down to her knees and licked and sucked the tip while he jerked himself off. She squeezed her firm, perfect tits together and allowed him to cover them in cum. They made out (weird, I know) and he promptly left, her still nude, dripping in cum, me in the corner in disbelief at what I just witnessed.

It kind of ruined me and my sex life has been so lame since then.

So you're a former escort trying to date?

I'm jerking off over my sleeping girlfriend looking at pics of her sister

>you've nothing really to lose
Well except my money.
But it's not like I would have used them on anything more productive so..

Havent escorted in years but yeah, we need love too

In the Uk there's a website for people to review escorts ukpunting, maybe there's one where you're from to see if there's a nice girl.
It's only money, and you're getting something out of it so?

My friend suspected his wife of cheating, so I catfished her for 3 months and have ton of pictures and screenshots just don’t know how to expose her know since he doesn’t have social media

I do similar while away on business. The poorer and younger the better. I know for sure that I've got 8 kids out there.

I love the idea of breeding a young thing

I used to regularly give blowjobs to my friend back in high school

I want to suck milk out of some huge black tities. When i was younger I saw some artistic photo of a black woman breast feeding a white baby. Long story short, I have a lactation fetish now (specificly Black women).

Not gonna lie, that's pretty hot!

If you want a relationship go with the mom. If you are just out for a fuck, and I don't believe you are, go with daughter.

Shut up spaghetti faggot

Yeah, it was, never did anything like it with other men though, for some reason i only could do that with him

do it here

I'm kind of with this guy...your hoarding and wanting to fuck your sister are two unrelated things. You're a saddo bro...

i want to see josies nudes and selfies posted here every day

My fiancee got drunk and confessed to having a sexual relationship with her grandfather when she was a teen. Now when we fuck, it's all I can think about.

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Post your sister

I raped a girl this weekend.

Who's Josie?

I miss my old dog licking my dick when I lived at home.

When my ex would get pass out drunk I would use her holes all night and she never remembered anything. It felt so good doing whatever I wanted to her without any resistance