Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves...

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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I use a roll every time I shit. Which is three times a day

Is this a meme or is OP a 400lb man who eats nothing but taco bell 12 times a day?

Not OP but I use a bit of TP when I pee and I'm a tea drinker so that's pretty frequent. Also, I buy the budget toilet paper which is fluffed out so it looks like there's more on the roll than there really is. I don't use a whole roll a day, but it's up there.

It's called bait.

And you sir fell for it

I buy one 6 roll package every two months. I'm sure the 12 roll I got two week ago will last the faggotry Facebook niggers created.

you could just fuckn wash your ass

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
How much does the above average person use??

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6 rolls

Fuck I make my own TP out of recycled snail mail spam. I never run out!

Bunch of fucking peasants only baby wipes are good enough for my ass.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Jokes on them. Go to Home Depot and get a bidet toilet seat for around $40. First world problems huh?

>average person uses 1 roll per day
No. Be frugal.

>be worth it's weight in gold
Literally just wash your ass with the shower handle. Toilet paper is worthless.

>one roll per day per person

Just how much to you eat and shit in a day, you morbidly obese Burgerlander?

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Why isn't Yas Forums out toilet papering houses instead of posting copypasta?

Looks like a house if you back out her abdomen, head, arms, and feet.

Looks like a horse*

this should be a thing. holy crap what a flex, tp houses get bitches

how the fuck do you use 1 roll a day? what the fuck is wrong with your bowels?

Yea becouse you autistic spergs fucked up supply and demand, do you think your going to be using more then you usually do?

1 roll a day? wtf

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
The hell they do, you need to see a doctor or Psychiatrist.

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That’s nothing
I use two rolls per shit and i shit 10 times a day

Thats nothing
I use 5 rolls per shit and i shit 50 times a day

This. I use like 3 pieces of toilet paper per day. And if I have to take a shit, I use genital shower to clean my ass.

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Shit like this makes me think Hitler was right and we were wrong to stop him

Everyone in that video (including OP) should drink bleach

I use like 12 sheets out of a roll a day and that's 'cause I have to fold the cheap stuff.
These chubby bastards would reconsider if they weren't on city plumbing.

Fuck all you peasants who don't have a bidet. A robot gently washes my ass with warm water and is much more hygienic than some dry paper smearing away the shit. You don't use dry paper towels to wipe shit off your hands so why use toilet paper on your ass? Be the future and get a robot that cleans your ass for you.

Only sandniggers use bidets, they like to wipe the shitty water off their ass with their left hand

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Found the American.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
You are talking about the average large ass fat fucks from the States right? How the fuck do you use 1 fucking roll a day?

Underrated post. True as hell.

No, they use a fucking bucket of water and their hand.

Bidets work wonderfully and you don’t have to scrub the shit off your asshole with your own hand; the water pressure alone does that.

Use a good Washlet, and you will kill a motherfucker before having to go back to toilet paper.

Reported as the spam it is

how about this?
use a bucket, sponge, water
is actually cleaner
idiots

Fuck, there must be something wrong with me. I use a roll every two weeks or so.

>average person uses 1 roll per day

Your average fat ass fuck maybe...1 roll of good toilet paper can last me days and i shit constantly

>Mfw I am completely unfazed as I have not bought toilet paper in over 2 years

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this gotta be major bait who the fuck uses a roll a day lmfao like even if its 1 ply no way in hell

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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this, fuck the allies.

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I'm calling bullshit!

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i agree with this or just jump in the shower

Found the faggot

SHOOP DA POOP

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>what is a bidet
>what is what they call in SE Asia a "bum gun"

its as if googling is hard

>take shit
>turn on bathtub faucet
>flush toilet
>squat butthole close to faucet
>clean butthole
Life on a budget brah

i dont wipe if im at home, just water jet my butthole in the shower, then soap and im g2g
honestly, it saves money and i have an extremely clean turd cutter

You recycle it? Explain your self

so what social media faggotry chose toilet paper for all the easily influenced dumbshits out there to hoard? i can understand food and water, but toilet paper?

I'd like to add that since I started doing that I literally never get swamp ass, skid marks, or itchy anus

Clearly shooting liquid against your anus is gay, what're you trying to say?

if youre a fat filthy bastard pig like OP you use a roll a day. gotta wipe away those pizza rolls and hot pockets

I dont shoot it against my anus. I squat down to the faucet and clean it out with my hand and the water with soap. Not that I'm against putting things in my ass as I do have a couple prostate massagers

>1 roll per day
what in the everloving fuck?

Kek... if you need a roll a day that is prolly because you are full of shit and it is coming out out of all your orifces mouth ears ass etc. This post is undeniable prove

i use a fucking roll per week and i shit twice a day do u take handfuls per wipe or something wtf?

Dumb murifatts if you didnt eat so many cheeseburgers you wouldnt ned to shit everyday

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Not gonna lie user, that sounds pretty gaaay

this crazy. I might go through maybe 1 a week.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Er... what? Where? On what hamplanet does that happen?

I'm not gonna lie user, you sound pretty repreeeessed

Ok people we get it one roll a day is an absurd estimate. Stop taking the bait now

Hold up what? A roll a day? I have a family of four and we use maybe 2 rolls a week.

Yes... Those God damn flyer bundles. Wash em a few times in those filter bags for making hash and get nuggets. Reintroduce to water with a spatula, and use an air compressor to get it fluffy.

With a pack of 6 paper rolls i can stay 1 month easy

>1 roll a day

What in the name of fuck? Do you just push the whole roll into your anus?
Most days i don't even touch the rolls cause i shit like twice a week at most.

My repression is straight repression, I have no need of masculine things since I already have enough of those myself.

Too far south fam. You need to poop more but I understand lol