If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
So, listen up.
Your music is fucking GARBAGE.
There, I said it. Mindless sewage. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people.
Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. And I know MORE than you.
Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is devoid of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines.
Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.
And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. We gave you the key to the CITY and you FUCKED IT UP. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.
It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.
Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the more your music just flat out SUCKS.
Blah blah blah vague copied/pasted bullshit that can apply to any time period that you just stole from somewhere else anyway. Just like the last time you posted it, faggot.
What genre are you even talking about? There's plenty of young people making music in every genre, so if your complaint is with pop music, thank the music industry.
Jose Brooks
what is is with boomers and their hate for technology??, is like you are really gonna suffer if you dont get along with it. is our future and evolution!.
Jason Davis
oh I have to disagree with this comment. I never choose to listen to that whiny robotic nigger shit, but it somehow stalks me everywhere I go in public, coming from speakers in stores and fast food places.
I have a better capacity to enjoy things than you do because I appreciate music from a huge array of time periods, not just the narrow ranges you specified.
Noah Moore
Fun fact: I'm better than you.
Eli Hernandez
you're right but... its not their fault that the (((music industry))) is pumping all of this heavily psyop'd shit down their throats.
100 years ago some old fag said the same sht about the music you though was “awesome” in your 20s-30s.
History keeps repeating itself each generation. The only difference is society as a whole.
Christian Sullivan
you're technically right though it really is kind of an outgrowth of doujinkai house, most of which started as touhou remixes, so technically video game music...sorta.
Glenn miller died almost 80 years ago, get over it. Big band is dead.
Brayden Scott
You don't know all modern songs.
If you like rock check out PUP, the Menzingers and The Wonder Years, idk. There's great music being made, just look for it. Check out a best albums of the year list, follow Anthony Fantano or some other music reviewer if you want to find it.
Pop music may be pretty shit, but it always was, if to a smaller degree.
Matthew Hill
Nice reddit spacing. Also nice bait too
Levi Long
lol don't care
Michael Reyes
every generation has it's good music, bad music, and terribly trash music. just the same as it's artists. don't act all high and mighty you salty little faggot lol
Joshua Walker
he should have died sooner. some real wussy big band...
kinda, house definitely started turning into electro and then into like...electro funk when the french got ahold of it, it's actually pretty damn unclear at this point, other than that it's largely Daft Punk's fault.
That’s not the point though. You can dislike music, but still agree it’s actual music. Even if you dislike it, it still takes capability with voice and instruments. Only today that’s not even a requirement to make “music”
Thomas Price
its not house music. 808 checked
Henry Scott
Most of what you say "isn't music," is still entirely theory correct.
Yup there's autotune, some people use it at 3% to fix minor mistakes some use it at 100% to sound like a stupid robot.
Yup there are DAWS, they make life much simpler than multi-track analog mixers.
Yup you can make a song without having the physical capability to play it back on X instrument.
It's just a way of streamlining the ideas. I want to play cello for a while I can open up my DAW and play a cello on my keyboard. I don't need to buy a 1,200 cello and a 500 bow. I don't need to spend years training to get proficient enough to get my ideas out. I learned piano and now I can play anything.
Aiden Roberts
ITT: A bunch of millenials getting triggered because they know OO is 100% correct
Andrew Morgan
Dream Theater and Infected Mushroom are awesome. Fuck you, boomer.
Cameron Miller
I'm 24. Some of my favorite artists off top are Hendrix, BB King , Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan and some John Mayer.
Gary Clark Jr, Ben Howard and Michael Kiwanuka are some good modern artists that first come to mind. They have more talent in their left nut than your entire bloodline combined.
Christian Collins
Such a serious answer to such a troll. Much wow
Dylan James
2 long didn't reed my brain isnt 26 yet
Wyatt Moore
Yeah whatever grandpa just take your medicine already.
Nathan Rodriguez
Welp found a new artist I like, thanks user. Michael Kiwanuka has some good shit
Owen Brown
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Christopher Murphy
You're objectively wrong. So there's that. I mean you get some things right, but blanket statements about widely varying subjects like music are always incorrect.
Cooper Garcia
today’s music are played at parties and clubs, that no one invites you to go to.
MY music sucks? Heh okay boomer. Listen to GG Allen and tell me how bad he sucks. Pro tip, you can't. Also he threw shit at people in the crowd, bet Frank Sinatra didn't throw shit at you in the crowd, loser
Isaac Rogers
>dream theater Do you also carry a katana and say “nothing personal, kid”?
