Why can't white men handle spicy foods, Yas Forums?

why can't white men handle spicy foods, Yas Forums?

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for the same reason that you can't handle women

Because there are no Jalapenos in Europe where we originate. Great thread.

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They're white..

God PLEASE post a pic of yourself
Fuckin loool

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I can't eat breakfast tacos without the need to shit fire afterwards. Thats why i keep habanero hot sauce in my cabinet

I honestly believe it's because of high brain function. Japanese can't take spicy food either but Chinese can. I imagine they're processing too much from the sensation.

Why is the MC of the comic being condescending and rude to the friendly fellow?

I'm willing to bet that retarded Goku-wannabe is the comic writer's own avatar, a reflection of who he thinks he is. Fuck that guy.

I will say that it's more machismo than a white guy thing. Mexicans do this shit too. It's machismo, and it's exacerbated by college bros, as depicted by this very comic.

Your 20's are spent announcing your identity to the world. The identity you've been practicing and figuring out for 12 years at that point. It's not much, but god damn it, you're going to announce it to everybody.

Just let it pass. It always does.

Why is that Mexican from dragon ball z ?

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shit bait m8

italy white

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Because we have toilets capable of flushing toilet paper down them.

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I live in ny and every time I go to a Mexican or tie Restaurant and ask for the hottest thing on the menu or their hottest Sauce its always like they bring me Tabasco.
They even warn me of how hot it is.
Also they dont spice their food for shit. Maybe its just ny I dunno

>creator of Carolina Reaper appears

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Sean Evans, Alton Brown, Michael Cera. Next.

wow, someone's jimmies are rustled.
What a nigger

Why do morons feel manly when their food fights back?

>be me, young and healthy
>big fan of spices and chiles.
>make contests with friends to see who can eat more habaneros and wild chiles
>win every time.
>20 years later
>now I have hemorrhoids
>if my food is spicier than water I end shitting fire
life is suffering when you get old, also my liver is not very livery anymore.

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>that nerd michael cera handled those wings better than Shaq, terry crews and idris elba

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Because white men would rather taste the actual fresh main ingredients, rather than spices intended to cover when something was rotten?

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reddit never fails....this pic will always trigger obese Yas Forums nerds

because white people learned a few millennia ago that it's possible to cook food, so it's not necessary to douse our food in corrosive acid to kill bacteria.

How I imagine you fellas.

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Racist.

the nigger got triggered

holy shit, why is the murder rate so high around Greenland?

I am a white man and I eat curry and I like it hot hot hot

cabin fever, the shining style

>johnny scoville

Rednecks/midwestern trash love hot wings. Fucking soyboys love hot sauce collections.

>be me
>15 years old
>working at a nice food cart
>because I'm not an unemployed nigger
>we sell various foods
>lots of dogs and sausages
>we make our own hot sauce
>made from a habanero reduction
>damn near an extract
>with some vinegar and citrus
>that open up the pores on your tonge
>which we serve with 90% mayo
>because it's that hot
>but it looks like thousand island
>so, spice comes up to the stand
>asks for a hot link and hor sauce
>hand him his line and the sauce
>"it's pink..."
>tell him about the mayo
>"this is weak, white boy, give me the unmixed sauce"
>fuck this guy, I give him the straight sauce
>want a drink?
>"no"
>puts a bead on his link
>takes a bite
>10s later, he's sweating
>10 more seconds, he's crying
>want that drink now?
>"yeah, and a hot dog" as he hands the link back
Another time:
>nigger mistakes sauce for thousand island
>puts it on, eats it
>chimps out until I give him milk to wash it down
But all of us at the stand trained ourselves to eat it straight. It was s rite of passage, we'd mix it stronger every day till we could eat it and not cry. It tasted really good, tho, not just high heat if you didn't eat it straight.

thank you!

Damn, I would not hold those with bare hands. That's a recipe for a very regrettable piss later on.

It's ok, buddy.

The contents of the prior post isn't wrong, sweetie :^)

> Germany is in class 4 for rapes equivalent to parts of Africa

Top fucking kek

Faggot

Don't all toilets do that?

*laughs in Indian*

copy pasta bait. yawn.
White man colonized the world setting up global routes to trade spices.

Why is goku working in a restaurant?

Ny is full of puerto ricans posing as mexicans. Fuck em.

Bull shit. I know a 100% anglo who eats jalepenos while chugging tobasco.

The irony of modern white people not seasoning food when their ancestors conquered the known world in search of spices.

Im latino from a country were food is the spiciest fter mexiczns and indians, and fuck spicy food, nothing to be proud about.

I'm super white, but I love spicy foods. The hotter the better! I could put copious amounts of cayenne on everything, and I'd be fine. I grew up eating bland foods with black pepper being the hottest thing in the house until I discovered red pepper, and started experimenting with making chili so hot I could barely stand it.

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growing up in the first world where the food is fresh and doesn't need to be packed in spices to stop it from rotting or being consumed by maggots

The only reason people from poor countries like spicy things is because the only way to mask their terrible food it to mask it with a crap ton of spices.

Spices are any kind of flavoring, not just "hot", the reason spice is associated specifically with hot seasoning most of the time is because hot spices were the only kind abundant and shitty enough to be available to the poor peasantry.

cope

>thinking his milquetoast is a sign of his advanced ways

This. Historically the most popular spices weren't actually spicy at all, they just had good/unique flavors. Things like nutmeg, black pepper, cinnamon, cloves and ginger dominated the spice trade, and even following the discovery of the new world spices like vanilla and chocolate held a far higher demand than things like chili peppers.

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