He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them

> He Has 17,700 Bottles of Hand Sanitizer and Nowhere to Sell Them

On March 1, the day after the first coronavirus death in the United States, brothers Matt and Noah Colvin set out in a silver SUV to pick up some hand sanitizer. Driving around Chattanooga, Tennessee, they hit a Dollar Tree, then a Walmart, a Staples and a Home Depot. At each store, they cleaned out the shelves.

Over the next three days, Noah Colvin took a 1,300-mile road trip across Tennessee and into Kentucky, filling a U-Haul truck with thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer and thousands of packs of antibacterial wipes, mostly from “little hole-in-the-wall dollar stores in the backwoods,” his brother said. “The major metro areas were cleaned out.”

Matt Colvin stayed home near Chattanooga, preparing for pallets of even more wipes and sanitizer he had ordered, and starting to list them on Amazon. Colvin said he had posted 300 bottles of hand sanitizer and immediately sold them all for between $8 and $70 each, multiples higher than what he had bought them for. To him, “it was crazy money.” To many others, it was profiteering from a pandemic.

The next day, Amazon pulled his items and thousands of other listings for sanitizer, wipes and face masks. The company suspended some of the sellers behind the listings and warned many others that if they kept running up prices, they’d lose their accounts. EBay soon followed with even stricter measures, prohibiting any U.S. sales of masks or sanitizer.

Now, while millions of people search in vain for hand sanitizer to protect themselves from the spread of the coronavirus, Colvin is sitting on 17,700 bottles of the stuff with little idea where to sell them.

“It’s been a huge amount of whiplash,” he said. “From being in a situation where what I’ve got coming and going could potentially put my family in a really good place financially to ‘What the heck am I going to do with all of this?’”

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Almost nothing pleases me more than scalpers getting btfo
Reminds me of a few years ago when people were panic buying for a hurricane, some faggot claimed all the small generators and was wheeling them all himself, of course some just grabbed one from his cart and ran off, and as he chased them more grabbed some off his cart. He was seething like a total faggot.
Sincerely hope someone robs that faggot blind.

Cry me an entire fucking river of hand sanitizer.

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fuck this guy, let him eat his hand sanitizer the lousy fuck

Read a story in a local rag about a couple doing the same here. Clearing out the local costcos of lysol wipes. They were proud of it and even let the writer include their full names, their amazon store name, and pictures of at least him. Then amazon suspended their store. Delicious.

That map is pretty fresh, some of those are already incorrect. Lol, give it 2 weeks. More than half of that will be BLACKED.

it seem like you WANT it to get worse.

he needs a dose of lead poisoning - 7.62mm should do it!

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that's a 12 gauge

hahah. Wish there was video of this

Too bad you fucking jew.

No it won't dumbass. All the closures combined media coverage telling people to maintain social distance will prove to do a great job in stopping the spread.

>nowhere to sell them
Literally start your own website and sell them online. Fucking retard.

That’s what he gets for being a nigger

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there is

Thanks for posting this. I don't have Internet and can't read the news

niggers gonna nig

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Fucking scumbag

what an asshole

No, but to downplay it like that is how it GOT like that.
You'se trollin!

Same

You have to close things before it's too late user. We lost 3 months ago when china kept their flights going

This nigger bought up almost 40% of all the hand sanitizer from Chattanooga all the way north to Cincinnati along I-75. Couple buddies and I found out where he lives in Chattanooga and we're going to relieve him of his stockpile tomorrow afternoon by force. Then we're going to donate that shit to hospitals, nursing homes, and small businesses so they can use it.

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based if true

It can't be avoided.

Well it can, but America doesn't have the guts to curtail the freedums so you will all get it

Human trash. Nothing more.

I almost wish this were true just to see the look on your face when you get hit with multiple felony charges.

I really hope you're not LARPing

He'd be smiling like a champion on his mugshot because he'd know he'd done right by humanity.

I know this isn't real but I fucking wish it was. Fuck this guy

>Guts to be tyrannical
You are a moron.
Also the media has already drummed up so much hysteria that everyone's already self quarantining. The roads are fucking ghost towns.

Peak capitalism.

Why are you faggots complaining because you missed your chance to exploit your own system

You don't understand what you are facing. Bravado is useless against this virus

He’d be in jail for a very long time for grand theft, armed robbery, and aggravated assault. His family would potentially fall apart without him and his income. The police would confiscate all the stolen goods. He would have accomplished absolutely nothing, but you’re right, he’d probably be standing there smiling like an idiot anyway.

Trump really outdoing himself here

Fuck 'em.

I bet this dumbass thought that if he took the interview with the NYT people would seek him out to buy his shit. Instead he got instantly doxxed and if shit really hits the fan, you know his house will be the first stop for every bubba in Chattanooga.

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But you understand, because you’ve experienced it personally right? Right??

Yes

Sometimes the laws of morality must be obeyed above the laws of man.

Seems legit

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Pretty sure the “laws of morality” don’t tell you to abandon your family and ruin their lives so you can make an empty gesture that does nothing but stroke your own ego, but you keep on white knightin’

someone like that need to be relieved of their stock pile, staked over and ants nest with honey drizzled on his nut sack!

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My country is in lockdown and the hospital is over run because we didn't act fast enough.

You have no idea what is coming

This guy would have been executed under National Socialism.

You’re replying to the wrong person about the wrong thing. Stop and look at what you’re actually replying to.

No I know asshoels are price gouging. Look at the post I was replying to. I was saying I know the guy saying him and his buddies are going to raid his house is fake but i wish it wasn't, not that the dude hording stuff was fake.

people people please can't we resolve our differences other than by posting BS on Yas Forums??

And this fucker dares to show his fear-profiteering face?

This is how people get lynched and somehow, no one sees a thing.

Yeah man, you're right. the government should doom hundreds of millions of people to financial ruin, starvation, and generations long impoverishment by threat of death because the elderly die if they get the flu.

The hospitals in Italy were overrun because they were already full because of a different issue and so when all the little Marios with covid rushed to the already nearly filled hospitals they infected the fuck out of everyone en masse because the little Luigis didn’t realize what was going on yet, and now they’re all stuck in the SPAGHETTO. Not that I believe you anyway because you’re laying it on way too thick with the vague but blatant attempts at panic spreading, so you can fuck right off.

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yeah, that looks totally properly stored. totally wont get mosture from the floor and walls and dissolve.
This, All he did was create an artificial shortage

the best thing we can hope for is the boomer doomer evens out the population distribution a little

Its not just the elderly. Hospitals go to full triage when they are over run. People who would normally survive with some ventilation are left to die because there is no help available

Tbh.. I actually hope this spreads like wild fire in the US. It would reduce the homeless, price gouging on homes and apartments. Obviously I would feel remorse for the family's who lost loved ones. This is just like wars, natural selection to imlimnate the weak

Its not just boomers. People of all ages die. Younger people die more often if the hospital is over run because society decided not to bother fighting it.

Flattening the curve is real

remember any specifics? I'm trying to find the video with no luck so far

And watch it get hacked in a few days. It's a win win.

nope, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if a video exists or not. I was hoping someone else would find it if I said that.

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he will have that one moment where he forgets to use it

Mods shut a thread down earlier about this guy.

I guess if he still has the reciepts he can take them back to the stores, they usually don't give you any guff for returning stuff.

I think 29 states have anti-price-gouging laws. In a national emergency and there is literally nothing left that is considered necessity, the feds might be able to use eminent domain.

>What the heck am I going to do with all of this?
He can stick them up his fucking ass. These idiot hoarders and the dumbshits that buy from them are a bigger problem than the virus.

I think that was because the OP of that thread posted his address

serves this nigger right
i agree with this user

Yup