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What is troubling you user?

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I miss you.

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Oh dear you have no idea how glad I am to hear that.... Every night I walk out to deck and look out thinking about you. The gentle rocking of waves, it reminds me of being in your arms on that hammock that night. You were the best thing I ever experienced you know? Why did you leave?

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Because you're to good for me. I'm just a petty thief I'll never be good enough for you. You deserve a great life with someone you can grow old with someone that's not as selfish and foolish as me.

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I'm thinking of going on tinder and stuff, and I think I've a lot to offer.
But it's almost impossible for me to go so far out of my comfort zone.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Im too good for you? Stop being so selfless user. You deserve happiness like anyone else... You are the only person I could have ever trusted with myself. Then you left. More fool was I. So here I sit at sea, waiting some terrible storm to end me because im too afraid to end myself.

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Expand that comfort zone user, its like a pushup its hard. You know that saying about ships at harbor right? How thats where they are safe but thats not why they were made.

But Idk Im fucking trash at tinder. If anyone wants to roll on what I should say id be down.

I'm very lonely. All of my friends have girlfriends, so they don't spend much time with me anymore.

I've been trying to date for the last 7 months but haven't managed to get a date yet. I just feel really unwanted. Everyone I know has someone who loves them, someone who they put before everything, and I'm just left off to the side. I guess I just perpetually feel like the last kid to get picked for the kickball team

I think I'm just being too slow to ask for phone numbers? Some friends had their girlfriends look at my profile, but they just said I looked too ugly and boring to date

Other than that I've been diagnosed with depression and I just don't feel any joy in anything. I have no motivation or energy. I wonder if that's hurting my chances at a relationship

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every time I see a penguin I want to murder it

I guess I am traumatized

Been in a funk... At first I started getting depressed again and then in turned into hardcore sexual frustration the likes of which I haven't seen in years. I masturbated for like 20 hours and now I guess I'm back to... normal?

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Yea the funny thing is that 2 weeks back I was at a party doing X.
And me being 193 tall and pretty strong made most of the girls horny on me.
And I was getting horny on that. But also my friends where there and that freaked me out.
I'm just an autistic retarded when it comes to that kinda stuff. But I know I need to
get out of that comfort zone if I want to get some pussy.

First focus on yourself. When you love yourself then you can more easily love others. Not saying you can't get a relation while being depressed. But it's more unlikely.

I can't find toilet paper anywhere.

What do I do?

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Basically. Was a virgin awhile back like most b/tards but said fuck it. Any girl that looks at you while your not talking or doing anything will have sex with you. Just talk to them and touch them, hug them, touch their hip. Your friends are there? Tell yourself thats a turn on, your going to get a girl and fuck her and your friends will know. If you fail then so what? They have all done the same a hundred times, have some humility and laugh. You can ether laugh or cry user, better laugh then cry at home alone.

My girlfriend of 2,5 years has been cheating on me for about a week with another guy about 300 kms away from me. I am drinking heavily rn and have nobody to vent to.

Yea I've to say that sounds like a good plan!
Unlucky that the next party is canceled due to
corona, but will try that. My plan was to go at it alone so I can be more myself. Also funny is that these feelings are pretty new to me. Never really accepted horny feelings outside porn.

I'm just struggling because I view my lack of relationship as a personal failure.
I hate myself because I feel rejected by women.

Honestly it's getting to the point where I'm considering dating men just to receive some form of affection. It feels like my skin is begging to be touched, I'm just so lonely

You ever be honest to your friends? Like tell them you've been having a dry spell or your trying to get laid?
This will let you know whos actually a friend and whos just a breather who spends their time around you because they have no one else. Friends will help friends.

The corona definitely has fucked up some shit like this for a moment but wait a month.

Also like all those nofap communities will tell you your porn habits is the cause of this. If you constantly just use porn as a sexual outlet and never actually try outside of that then yeah duh youll never get pussy.
Most successful nofappers go on this elaborate life changing route where they stop masturbating, start exercising, eating right, getting outside of the house. Like yeah duh of course your going to increase your chances but its not because you stopped masturbating.

good luck user, it actually isnt hard, get out of your head and get into your other one.

Yea I've known most of my friends for 15 years now, very good friends.
But we all have our own shortcomings and we never put pressure on each other.
(may also be in the culture) so literately nobody asked me why I've haven't got a girlfriend.

But you're right, porn is my last bad habit. I will decrease that while using tinder i.e.
But the getting out of my head is gonna be a tricky one, that's just who I am. It has it's
advances and dis-advances. But thanks for the pep talk brah! It's helping getting some of
these sexual stress off my shoulders, can't really talk about that with people.

Maybe a hooker?

Mods not banning political threads.

also btw I bought condoms and lotion 2 weeks back, that was new for me xD so I am trying.

Damn sorry man.
Fuck
Well okay, moving on is the only thing you can do right?

If anyone can give advice to him please, I have no experience in this to be honest.

i got a job that pays 70k in Pittsburgh but i would not be able to move to Chicago to be with the woman I love. I could just move there regardless and hopefully get a job there but with coronavirus not many places are hiring

I would just tell her what you know and make up your mind how this affects your relationship.
And don't go ape shit, nobody has benefit from that.

I miss my ex. She had the sexiest little bum I've ever seen. Deeply hurt at the moment.

Maybe you could do a simpler job for a short time while parallel searching for a more suited job. But then again, I don't know how good that job position is. Listen to your hearth.

I understand.

So heres some more stuff you can do.
Start taking Yoga or dance classes. If/when you do keep taking them consistently. Keep going to that Wednesday class, you will make friends, you will meet new people there. You will also get more into your body and a better looking one. Also you will start producing good happy feeling hormones that makes all of this easier, less tension in your life. You get high but you arent stupid from it.

Also can become a regular somewhere. I became a regular at a coffee shop, have made so many new friends, had baristas ask me out, if you keep showing up somewhere people will start noticing you.

Dont push yourself too far out of your comfort zone too fast though. If you fuck up it can make yourself all the more anxious, take small steps and you will get out of the hole.

Be incredibly kind and gentle with yourself, dont beat yourself up about any of these past shortcomings you've had.

Also you missed my point about masturbation/nofap. Im not saying you need to quit but that all these people who do it make a resolution or aspiration and decided to act on that. Just make it a goal and keep working towards it.

Also I quit out of all this but had to come back and say this. What do you think parties are for man!? Dude. Ever since roman times, ever since forever, parties are about meeting people and hooking up or finding a new partner. Have a drink, talk to your friends, swim out of your pool and talk to someone and if it becomes too much swim back.

Seriously wishing you the best.

If all political threads were changed into something else what would you want.

Dude welcome to living in a biological vessel. All living things are just organisms that have orgasms.

Splash water from the bowl on your anus and then wave your hand on it to dry.

Go look for another little bum. But yes. I know. Oxytocin is a bitch, only way is to find someone else to cover up that bond you created with.

Long time lurker since 2014.

Its been 3 years since my girlfriend died and no amount of alcohol and weed can drown her out of my fucking memory. Fucking life without her feels so fucking empty. Nothing feels fun anymore. Videogames don't do it anymore, golfing feels boring and shooting just feels like a fucking chore. I'm just done with this shit.

Alright fuck heads odd rolls decide what music Ill listen to in my last minutes. Currently listening to Devil Like me by Rainbow kitten surprise.

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Are you finna Livestream it???

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I would if I had a laptop. Posted on my shitty LG. Hey man gimme a good song, help a brother out

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Aint no sunshine Couer de pirate
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Same guy here...uh fuck there's a lot.

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Try this one chief, I don't know what ur music tastes are

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I like this one, closed my eyes and I can see her sitting on the shore of the beach. Turning around and smilling then sticking her tongue out and laughing.

Thanks user. I like this one

Did you die yet?

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This ones alright. Something I'd listen to. But looking for sad somber shit

Ahhh I gotcha. You've heard of Pearl Jam right?

Not yet lad. Still here. Probably gonna do it in abit

Ahaha I have from my boss. He'd play it when I used to renovate homes with him. Know any good stuff?

Alright, well "Black" by Pearl Jam isn't a bad one.

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We cross messaged ^

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That's cute try having your "friend" convince the friend group to aid him in seducing your long term gf after you discover your "friend" cucking you an kickout your gf same gf you've build your whole world around its revealed that the whole group was in on it all along an ghost you an aid your ex in spreading rumors about you being a rapist abuser and a pedophile ruining any chance of you dating again in your small town making the community shun you leaving you completely alone only to work eat an stay up all night with thoughts unless you heavily drug yourself with sleep aids an alcohol

Shut up fag, this is an anhero thread now.

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Ahh fuck you man... This song just did me in. Thanks you guys for the songs, nice to know you peeps know good songs that aint rap bullshit nowadays ahaha.

My name's Todd and Im logging off lol

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Make me faggot

Move to maine

i got fat

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Alright my dude. See you tomorrow, goodnight and goodluck.

See ya later Todd, it's been an honor.

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Wait what?

I moved away from home to study at a different University and I regret moving so much, should I just quit and take a gap year? Being here makes me want to end it all

Might get fired. Need to listen to someone bitch Monday either way.

Short version, I've been gone since early January. The workers comp rep stated the back half of my leave might not be covered, then went radio goddamn silent for 2 weeks.

Wait what what?

Wait did todd user An hero?

Wooah need more info.
You a freshman right now then? Where did you move to and from where? Did you have a honey back home?