Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves...

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
if I use a roll a week i'd be surprised. besides...plenty of TP at work which is where I do most of my shitting anyways.
also, I work somewhere where ill be required to work regardless of any type of pending quarantine

I'll just take a shower after every shit. Don't need TP. Problem solved.

I take daily enemas so i dont even need toilet paper.

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1 roll a day? Bruh.. how much do you shit?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Go see a doctor.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
this is what amerisharts believe

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commercial TP is in stock online. bought 600 consumer rolls worth of it today. only stuff available online atm. fuck the store

I'll just go to any store next week and buy my usual four pack on the restocked shelves.

> 1 roll per day
more like 3-4 days plus some wet wipes
generally, it's recommended to stockpile for 2 weeks. so with one role per day per person, you'd need around, 1 pack of 12 roles per person.
but those idiots hord like 10 times more than this easily.

Shit pasta is shit.

I had six rolls in the house. bought a twelve pack yesterday cause I was planning on it anyway. TP hoarders are legitimately insane and probably have no idea how to wipe their own asses.

That's the most retarded calculation I have seen today.

I use one roll a month. Wtf is wrong with people.

They think that by hoarding toilet paper they somehow have more control of the situation, that they're actually doing something to protect themselves. If anything, this crisis will really showcase rampant human stupidity in all its glory.

if you're using a roll of toilet paper per day, you've got more issues to deal with than just corona virus

I work in a supermarket and am starting to hoard it myself. Got barked at by a manager last night for grabbing a 12 pack of rolls from the stock room when we should only be grabbing the 4 packs. Had to hide that shit at the checkout so customers couldnt see.

Customers always saying the same bullshit, "i'm down to my last roll, can you get me some?". Then there's those fuckers that deem it necessary to unleash their covid-19 anxieties on us, like we wear a sign saying "Come unleash your covid-19 anxieties on me, I want to fucking hear everything"

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

Stop eating all that Taco Bell shit you fat cunt.

1 roll will last more than a week for me.

I can list about 200 things more important to have when the world ends than toilet paper.

start

Medicine

Gasoline

Guns

ammo

Hmm, maybe now might be a good time to offer my free ass cleaning service. If you pass the face check and are an above average female I will come to your residence and lick your bum hole clean after a poop.

olives

>1 roll per day
2/10, replied

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animal traps

1 roll a day???? This has to be bait, albeit funny

> this crisis
> crisis
> media dupe

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a car

Love it or flush it!

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the hell are you eating

what are the countries that wipe there ass with there hands buying?

the obsessed europoor in his natural habitat

It's not running out you moron, it's not like they aren't making more right this second. Get a grip

these trips

I initially thought all those posts were just bad trolls, but some people actually have this issue.

Literally everything other than toilet paper, more like 500 things more important. toilet paper is a luxury item, my grand papi used his hand, so can u

proof or gtfo

Probably nothing

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
the average person on Yas Forums screaming about toilet paper probably uses a roll per day.

Too optimistic, what about the 10s of millions of us that use 1 roll in the morning, then 1 roll at night?!?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Are you rolling blunts with shit tickets, or are you just unhealthy?

>taking the bait

>but some people actually have this issue.

washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/13/toilet-paper-shortage/
khq.com/coronavirus/coronavirus-concerns-cause-massive-toilet-paper-outages-across-the-u/article_bcef17d2-64e1-11ea-a9e7-730e01cd7355.html
usatoday.com/story/money/2020/03/13/coronavirus-toilet-paper-selling-out-costco-walmart-target/5041064002/

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right you are TP is the new gold, we all should dump our monies into it

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i posted this pic in op's last copypasta thread. took this pic today. could not believe that in my city these stupid fucks are panic buying out the store. i am down to 2 rolls of tp and found this bullshit when i went to buy some more. a bunch of fucking retards live in my city apparently. how long will my two rolls last me?

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We’re laughing because it’s not like they’ve stopped making the shit!

>crisis averted

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Based

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throw your dirty ass in the shower and clean yo ass.

>liberals are literally so full of shit that they need at least 1 roll per day

im not touching feces in no way shape or form

lol you think you don't get shit on your hand when you wipe lol. i really hope you clean your hands after.

1 roll a day. . . You gotta be mistaking that for per week. If that's true, what the fuck is wrong with people? I use like 6-8 squares per shit, and maybe crap twice a day if I've eaten tons of fiber.

Also, buy a bucket of hand rags and some bleach, or get a bidet, they're like $50 for a conversion kit.

a bidet

I guess it depends, but I never heard of anyone having to use a roll a day. That is clearly a problem. I sometimes use a lot of toilet paper when I shit, but never a roll a day. And in case of emergency I am sure I can improvise something.

but it will go into my legs and I have so many wounds, it will get infected

you win the internet today